The > Thread

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Let play the whats greater game

I'll start it off


North > South

Marc with a C > Sailor

Gvac > God

[Crispy123]

Big Ass 307 > King Hippos Bandaid.












you know somebody had to...

[lleeder]

PMaphone > The > Thread

[Knowledged_one]

Me > You

Common Sense of a 4 year old > BDC

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mets > Yanks


Having Rabies > being a Phillies fan


Kenny Allen > Retard Martin

[Freakshow]

Smileys changing seats thread > The > thread

[RhinoinMN]

Pepperjack>cheddar

[RhinoinMN]

Rhinos>Lobsters>Earl>Hippos

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Montana >. Minnesota

Fat Elvis > Skinny Elvis

The Doors > Whatever Crap Mojo Likes

Retirement > Brett Favre

[RhinoinMN]

I'm going to get this out of the way before you get to it hippo

Bacon>everything

O.k. now we can move on.

[Dr.Rockso]

Cocain > everything



ceh ceh YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rorshach > all other bored characters

[Furtherman]

+ > -

[Tall_James]

The Sum > The Whole

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Half Dozen to the other > 6 in one

CCCP > The Shit that Russia has become

ESD > Rory Hamptons

[Mike Teacher]

more > less

[sailor]

gvac's shower > schrödinger's cat

[bobrobot]

more > less

"less > more" ~ Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

oh... and...

South WAYYY > north

[Friday]

no migraine > migraine

no fat > fat

smooching > no smooching

[RhinoinMN]

Friday > Mon-Thurs

[Doctor Z]

>><

[jonyrotn]

Good > Evil
Crips > Bloods
John Belushi > Jim Belushi
Piece > No piece
2004 > 1986
Jammison > Bushmills
Coors Light = Poland Spring
Plums > Peaches
Friday > _____day
Baker's Dozen > Every Other Kind Of Dozen
Jauble's Sense Of Humor > Everyone Else's On The Board
Seventh Place > Participant
Costco > Sam's Club
Peace > War
Kris > Chris
18-0 > 18-1
Breast > Thigh
Thanksgiving > Christmas
Boston Red Sox >est
Genius > Prodigy

[jauble]

Hippo > Jinx

Perhaps this deserves its own thread.

[TheMojoPin]

Fat Elvis > Skinny Elvis

The Doors > Whatever Crap Mojo Likes

You're a madman.

Mostly for the first one.

How the fat fuck does anyone pick fat Elvis? Fatty solidarity? Go to fat Hell.

[jonyrotn]

Rocky > Rambo
High Heater > Hard Slide
Veneers > Caps
Jetsons > Flintstones
Polaroid > Memorex
Cunnilingus > Fellatio
Innie > Outie
Haim > Feldman
Chesterfield's > Pall Malls
Biggie > Tupac

[sailor]

sheepy > hippo

[sailor]

baby clothes > track suits

[Kris10]

chocolate > vanilla
marriage > divorce
summer > winter
dogs > cats
showers > baths

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You're a madman.

Mostly for the first one.

How the fat fuck does anyone pick fat Elvis? Fatty solidarity? Go to fat Hell.

Fat Power

[jonyrotn]

Sailor > Seamen
Flotsam > Jetsam
Charlie Hustle > Pete Rose
Full Tank Of Gas > Full metal Jacke
Broken-in wallet > Silk Lined Purse
Jet Blue > Big Blue
The Big Hurt > The Big Chill
A Lamp Post > My Board Posts
Cat Scratch Post > MY Board Posts
Post Partum Depression > My Board Posts
Make Up Sex > Date Rape Sex
Jason > Freddy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rock > Scissors

Scissors > Paper

Paper > Rock

[The Majik Man]

Retirement > Brett Favre

More majikal words have never been spoken a majikal day for you

Me > Favre

My golden locks and mullet > Favre's eerie gray/green colored hair

Majik > non majik

Majik > magic

[jonyrotn]

cubes > Lumps
Driving > Putting
Lefty > Righty
Board Characters > Moderators
Lemon Fresh > Chocolatey Goodness

[Mike Teacher]

My Dad > Your Dad

[cougarjake13]

giants > patriots

[Mike Teacher]

more gooder > gooder

[sailor]

Fat Power

gravity?
Rock > Scissors

Scissors > Paper

Paper > Rock

haha nice one

[Mike Teacher]

right side up > umop apisdn

[King Hippos Bandaid]

patsopinion threads > lleeder threads

pervert newbies > bulldogcakes

John Maine > All Yankee Rookies

[cougarjake13]

cj13 > khb

[sailor]

merging > locking

[jonyrotn]

Yeast Infection > Vaginosis
Keloid scarring > Skingraft
D & D coffee > Starbucks coffee (only because I get 10% off)

[sailor]

letting people have fun > banning board characters

[jonyrotn]

Chia Pet > Ficus
The Clapper > The Beeddazzler
Rhythm Method > Withdrawl Method
Bustah Rhymes > Method Man
Poontang >>>>> Wu-tang
PUSH > PULL
Elvis > Elfish
Coon Skin Cap > Kufi
Mullet > Comb Over
Shootin' The Shit > Chewin' The Fat

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

right side up > umop apisdn

Whew! I want you to know that this blew my mind.... I only wish I was jokin. I did say, "Whoa!"

Here I thought I was so slick just cause I knew that if you punch 55378008 into your calculator and flip it upside down it spells, "BOOBLESS." (snicker, snicker) Ehhh...soo... what'd I come in here for again? Oh yeah! I don't know if we'll ever know....

Monkey>Robot ????
Robot >Monkey ??????!

They will fight eternally!!!
Monkey Versus Robot!!!
Monkey Versus Robot!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Whew! I want you to know that this blew my mind.... I only wish I was jokin. I did say, "Whoa!"

Here I thought I was so slick just cause I knew that if you punch 55378008 into your calculator and flip it upside down it spells, "BOOBLESS." (snicker, snicker) Ehhh...soo... what'd I come in here for again? Oh yeah! I don't know if we'll ever know....

Monkey>Robot ????
Robot >Monkey ??????!

They will fight eternally!!!
Monkey Versus Robot!!!
Monkey Versus Robot!!!


Robot > Monkey

Monkey with a Knife > Robot