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Friday

03-25-2008, 02:47 PM

i am really sad today

please make me laugh

Hottub

03-25-2008, 02:50 PM

I'll try.

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boobieman

03-25-2008, 02:50 PM

Ok here goes....a black man or a women think they might actually become president.......If that does not make you laugh I don't know what will.

Feel better. Just think you could have it worst...you could be dating EARL.

SEE YAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAH AHAHAHA

MobCounty

03-25-2008, 02:55 PM

This happened on the first year of dating. One time I had the flu. We had tickets to a concert and I decided to push through the sickness..

That night I was staying over night at my lady's house. In the middle of the night I guess I tried to pass wind, and I ended up dropping a juice duce by accident... In a panic, I grabbed most of the chunks and snuck off to the bathroom to wash up. When I came back, I picked up the cat and stuck her in the center of the mess and blurted out "...Ahhh, the cat just threw up on me!!."...

She bought the setup and since I was already up, I offered to clean up the mess so she could get back to sleep.

boobieman

03-25-2008, 03:06 PM

Ok that was a horrible post by me..sorry

I have a story..once while having sex with a women, she broke up with me...right in the middle...I did what anymore with self respect would do...I came in her hair.

I still laugh about that.

Hope tomorrow is better for you.

SEE YYYAAAYYYYAAAAAA

Tall_James

03-25-2008, 03:09 PM

FUNKMAN

03-25-2008, 03:11 PM

http://www.geocities.com/ronippolito/simonhec.txt

hope ya feel better, feeling sad is EEEVIL

mikeyboy

03-25-2008, 04:05 PM

I'll try.

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From my personal collection:

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Friday

03-25-2008, 04:11 PM

From my personal collection:

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ha

mikeyboy

03-25-2008, 04:22 PM

Another one of mine...

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Little kids and babies laughing is a great sound.

sr71blackbird

03-25-2008, 04:29 PM

Few things funnier!

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epo

03-25-2008, 04:49 PM

FUNKMAN

03-25-2008, 04:54 PM

sr71blackbird

03-25-2008, 04:56 PM

ZigZagBigBag

03-25-2008, 05:24 PM

True Story: friend of mine once admitted that he didn't like eating yoghurt because you had to eat the whole thing to get the fruit at the bottom.

Marc with a c

03-25-2008, 05:38 PM

Another one of mine...

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Little kids and babies laughing is a great sound.

i laughed more at that dweeb at the end than i did the baby.

good stuff mikey

tele7

03-25-2008, 05:47 PM

Wait for it...

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jonyrotn

03-25-2008, 11:25 PM

Few things funnier!

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Edit:I'm sorry..I commented before I watched the video..I'm not that mean..

ChrisTheCop

03-26-2008, 03:30 AM

Friday, if you cant find the funny on RonFez.net, youre just not paying attention!

I hope you feel better today!

EliSnow

03-26-2008, 03:55 AM

Two women are walking down a street in Dublin and tehy see two drunk men coming down the street. The first woman says, "Bridget, would you look at those two drunks."

The other woman says "Molly, at least your lad has brought you some flowers."

"You know what that means," says Molly. "I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all week."

And Bridget says "Whay, have you not got a vase?"

jauble

03-26-2008, 04:19 AM

True Story: friend of mine once admitted that he didn't like eating yoghurt because you had to eat the whole thing to get the fruit at the bottom.

God damnit thats funny. I have a friend who has a facebook group devoted to the dumb things she says (although she is a great student just a bit ditzy) so I will have to go check into that again. As far as something for Fridee the following picture used to get people laid because they were good at playing it.

http://users.syd.eastlink.ca/~mdalesandro/guitar.jpg

Friday

03-26-2008, 04:23 AM

As far as something for Fridee the following picture used to get people laid because they were good at playing it.

http://users.syd.eastlink.ca/~mdalesandro/guitar.jpg

haha that's funny 'cause it's true!

thank you sillies for making me smile :)

IamPixie

03-26-2008, 05:16 AM

a comedy short from some kids I know. Very Homoerotic...much like this message board.

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A.J.

03-26-2008, 05:26 AM

Another one of mine...

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Little kids and babies laughing is a great sound.

What are you doing with Bill Gates' home movies? :tongue:

MadMatt

03-26-2008, 05:34 AM

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6288/c2ae2616d55ea4b735c979amw9.gif

nate1000

03-26-2008, 05:41 AM

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

sr71blackbird

03-26-2008, 05:24 PM

Mike Teacher

03-26-2008, 05:30 PM

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

sr71blackbird

03-26-2008, 05:40 PM

How?

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sr71blackbird

03-27-2008, 01:42 AM