Gvac's Last Supper

[Friday]

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The Lord Gvac, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me."
In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.

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Gospel Reading:epo 13:1-15

Now before the feast of the Passover, when Gvac knew that His hour had come to depart out of this world; when the devil had already put it into the heart of Bossanova to betray Him, Gvac, knowing that the Father Bennington had given all things into His hands, and that He had come from God and was going to God, rose from supper, laid aside His garments, and girded Himself with a towel. Then He poured water into a basin, and began to wash the disciples' feet. He came to Diablo Sammich; and Sammich said to him, "Lord, do you wash my feet?" Gvac answered him, "What I am doing you do not know now, but afterward you will understand. If I do not wash you, you have no part in Me. You are clean, but not every one of you." For He knew who was to betray Him.

When Gvac had washed their feet, and taken His garments, and resumed His place, He said to them, "Do you know what I have done to you? You call me Teacher and Lord; and you are right, for so I am. If I then, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another's feet. For I have given you an example, that you also should do as I have done to you.

[Judge Smails]

Blasphemy on the eve of the most solemn day on the Christian calendar!!!!!!!










































I like your style! :thumbup:

[topless_mike]

at what point does the Lord Gvac replace his Halo with his Long Lost Hat and lite up ?

[Sheeplovr]

is there a dinner or no?

[ralphbxny]

I miss Holy GVAC!!

[mendyweiss]

Gvac Is a Jewish Carpenter, Correct ?

[epo]

is there a dinner or no?

Are you one of Gvac Christ's disciples?

[RhinoinMN]

Are you one of Gvac Christ's disciples?

He's Judas

[A.J.]

is there a dinner or no?

It probably costs 30 pieces of silver.

[epo]

He's Judas

[Gospel Reading:epo 13:1-15

Now before the feast of the Passover, when Gvac knew that His hour had come to depart out of this world; when the devil had already put it into the heart of Bossanova to betray Him, Gvac, knowing that the Father Bennington had given all things into His hands, and that He had come from God and was going to God, rose from supper, laid aside His garments, and girded Himself with a towel.


It's clear in the Gvac scriptures who the betrayer was. Although, to be honest with you I wouldn't trust that Sheepy as far as I could throw him.

Who is worried about dinner at a time like this?

[RhinoinMN]

It's clear in the Gvac scriptures who the betrayer was. Although, to be honest with you I wouldn't trust that Sheepy as far as I could throw him.

Who is worried about dinner at a time like this?

Yeah, I didn't believe it though. Its ok for me not to believe in everything right?

In the words of the godfather "keep your enemies closer"

We know who the devil is and his connection with Sheepy.

[topless_mike]

actually,
St Gvac is more like St Michael, the Arcangel.
Constantly trying to revolt against the Mods, Causing chaos.

Viva La St Gvac.

[LaBoob]

I wonder if they had dessert at the last supper, and I wonder if Jesus knew that dessert is part of the meal?

[Kris10]

I wonder if they had dessert at the last supper, and I wonder if Jesus knew that dessert is part of the meal?

I hope it was chocolate

[Hottub]

I'll have the pork, please.

[sailor]

He's Judas

mary magdalene

[spankyfrank]

Im starvin anyone got any Gvac?

[ralphbxny]

Gvac Is a Jewish Carpenter, Correct ?

Close he is a Cheap sales man!

[Friday]

mary magdalene

good call, Sailor!

later on... after dinner... we may be able to catch a glimpse of Gvac Christ praying to God in the Garden of Fezthemone.....

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(thank you to disciple Fallon for all biblical imagery)

[Freitag]

Does this mean the three falls of Gvac comes tomorrow? If that's the case, I'm sooooooooooo in.

[EliSnow]

Who's going to be the person who denies Gvac three times?

reillyluck?

[jauble]

Does that make Mikeyboy Pilate?

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[Kris10]

I never denied Gvac

[sailor]

I never denied Gvac

slut.

[Friday]

it's about that time.....

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Rhino 22:47-54a

While he was still speaking a crowd came up, and the man who was called Bossanova, one of the Twelve, was leading them. He approached Gvac to kiss him, but Gvac asked him, "Bossanova, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?"

When Gvac's followers saw what was going to happen, they said, "Lord, should we strike with our swords?" And one of them struck the servant of the high Mod, cutting off his right ear.
But Gvac answered, "No more of this!" And he touched the mod's ear and healed him.

Then Gvac said to the chief Mods, the Forum Mods, and the board members, who had come for him, "Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come with swords and clubs? Every day I was with you in the threads, and you did not lay a ban on me. But this is your hour -- when darkness reigns."

Then seizing him, they led him away and took him into the house of the Board Admins.

[Hottub]

:popcorn:

[mikeyboy]

Does this mean the three falls of Gvac comes tomorrow? If that's the case, I'm sooooooooooo in.

'cause you couldn't do it yourself six years ago?

[Friday]

'cause you couldn't do it yourself six years ago?

don't worry, Mikey.
you have the lead role in tomorrow's passion play.

Tenbatz is only a cameo character.

:smoke:

[cheese]

This has the potential of becoming the greatest thread in the history of ronfez.net.

*bows head in prayer*

[mikeyboy]

don't worry, Mikey.
you have the lead role in tomorrow's passion play.

Tenbatz is only a cameo character.

:smoke:

Dammit. Now I wish I paid better attention in Sunday school.

[Thebazile78]

actually,
St Gvac is more like St Michael, the Arcangel.
Constantly trying to revolt against the Mods, Causing chaos.

Viva La St Gvac.

I think you got your mythology muddled, Mike. (http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext91/plboss10.txt)

From Book I, Paradise Lost:

Who first seduc'd [Adam & Eve] to that fowl revolt?
Th' infernal Serpent; he it was, whose guile
Stird up with Envy and Revenge, deceiv'd
The Mother of Mankinde, what time his Pride
Had cast him out from Heav'n, with all his Host
Of Rebel Angels, by whose aid aspiring
To set himself in Glory above his Peers,
He trusted to have equal'd the most High,
If he oppos'd; and with ambitious aim
Against the Throne and Monarchy of God
Rais'd impious War in Heav'n and Battel proud
With vain attempt. Him the Almighty Power
Hurld headlong flaming from th' Ethereal Skie
With hideous ruine and combustion down
To bottomless perdition, there to dwell
In Adamantine Chains and penal Fire,
Who durst defie th' Omnipotent to Arms.

...

Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace
And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
That comes to all; but torture without end
Still urges, and a fiery Deluge, fed
With ever-burning Sulphur unconsum'd:
Such place Eternal Justice had prepar'd
For those rebellious, here their Prison ordain'd
In utter darkness, and their portion set
As far remov'd from God and light of Heav'n
As from the Center thrice to th' utmost Pole.
O how unlike the place from whence they fell!
There the companions of his fall, o'rewhelm'd
With Floods and Whirlwinds of tempestuous fire,
He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
One next himself in power, and next in crime,
Long after known in PALESTINE, and nam'd
BEELZEBUB. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.

...

Know then, that after LUCIFER from Heav'n
(So call him, brighter once amidst the Host
Of Angels, then that Starr the Starrs among)
Fell with his flaming Legions through the Deep
Into his place ...

It was Lucifer who raised the rebellion, not Michael the Archangel.

See here:

...[war with Heaven...The fallen Angels] dreaded worse then Hell: so much the fear
Of Thunder and the Sword of MICHAEL
Wrought still within them...

Silly Mike. This means Gvac's the Devil.

[EliSnow]

Silly Mike. This means Gvac's the Devil.

So should we call Gvac the Morningstar?

[A.J.]

Dammit. Now I wish I paid better attention in Sunday school.

Jews go to Sunday School? :tongue:

[Thebazile78]

So should we call Gvac the Morningstar?

That's what I was getting at with the Milton references.

But dude, nice Dogma callback.

[EliSnow]

That's what I was getting at with the Milton references.

But dude, nice Dogma callback.

Thanks.

I had a bet with myself as to whether anyone would get that reference. And I won.

[Freitag]

Silly Mike. This means Gvac's the Devil.


Duh.

[reillyluck]

i wonder if his last supper is going to be cooked on his george forman grill.

[A.J.]

i wonder if his last supper is going to be cooked on his george forman grill.

Or is it takeout?

[Thebazile78]

Thanks.

I had a bet with myself as to whether anyone would get that reference. And I won.

It was just on TV a bunch of times a couple weeks ago, otherwise it would have flown over my head.

Which is pretty freaking pathetic considering how much I adore that movie.

[Leticia]

I am soo hungry.

[cougarjake13]

whats with all this gvac worship ???

its balogny i tell ya

call me cougarjudas or doubting cougarjake

[ralphbxny]

I cant get this stain out of my shirt. Damn those Box o wine Stand! I knew we should have gotten a keg.

[Friday]

bump!

this is probably in need of a re-write... but tis the season... and i am busy!

[A.J.]

His last supper was probably take-out.

[biozombie]

Body of Gvac?

Amen.

[WampusCrandle]

Body of Gvac?

Amen.

and what a body!



so, who exactly will be at the table, besides Bossanova, and Diablo Sammich?

[Drunky McBetidont]

and what a body!



so, who exactly will be at the table, besides Bossanova, and Diablo Sammich?

the holy ghost, reillyluck.

[drjoek]

Did Gvac invent the chair back?

[WampusCrandle]

Did Gvac invent the chair back?

i'm pretty sure he did - wasn't it on a history channel special?

[RhinoinMN]

Body of Gvac?

Amen.

I took care of that prematurely.