What is your malfunction?

[sr71blackbird]

What are the things about yourself that you are aware as not being quite "right"?

I know I have depression and anxiety, and I also have a juvenile sense of humor and tend to horde things. I drive too fast and have an obsession about being "first" in line. I know I overeat and would develop a problem with substance abuse if I did not intentionally stay away from drugs and alcohol. I collect unusual looking rocks and things.

So, what is your malfunction???

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im a Hippo-Condriac

I am online checking any bad symptoms and thinking the worst

I lose nights of sleep over it

[DiabloSammich]

I tend to spend more time than I should on this goddamn messageboard, instead of working or spending time with my family.

Nobody understands that like you people.

[MobCounty]

I'm a fat ass.. and I really like the booze, it's not fun at all unless there is a beer involved.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I tend to spend more time than I should on this goddamn messageboard, instead of working or spending time with my family.

Nobody understands that like you people.

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in case you cant see it, thats the world's smallest violin

[RhinoinMN]

Being just like SR71 except I do drink.

[DiabloSammich]

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/3073/violinln9.jpg

in case you cant see it, thats the world's smallest violin



Really?

I thought that was you holding a regular sized violin.

My bad.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Really?

I thought that was you holding a regular sized violin.

My bad.

I figured you would be jealous of my soft bacon greased hands

[ZigZagBigBag]

i like the smell of my own sweat. like i love the smell of the inside brim of my baseball hat. i also enjoy the aroma that builds under my watch strap.

[Chainsaw]

Low-level OCD with Anxiety...committment issues... probably would also be an alcoholic or druggie if I wasn't so into working out...

[FUNKMAN]

i've become comfortable in my job. i'll bust ass if i have to and lay back when time allows. after work i don't want to even know I have a job. thing is it's in the IT field and to keep up with the technology you have to spend some of your free time keeping up with it, which i don't. plus there are too many " IT nerds " around that spoil it for the rest of us. they go home and have networks and systems set up in their houses and they enjoy playing with them instead of getting laid

[Kris10]

When I don't "feel" emotions, I go and get a new tat so I can feel pain.

[A.J.]

There's not enough bandwidth for me to honestly answer this question.

[MobCounty]

Shading short people since 1968

[topless_mike]

i love hearing bones crack, do things with no recollection of doing them, and constantly bounce my leg.

oh. and i will never turn down a good opportunity to do some "crop-dusting" in a crowded mall or environment.




did somebody else say chronic masturbation already?

[jonyrotn]

The word "no" is not in my vocabulary..I'll do anything for anybody even if I really shouldn't..I spend and or give money away like it falls from the sky..I am loyal to a fault..I'll walk throuh fire for anyone who is part of my life...I have the awful ability to be able to talk women into having unprotected sex and I've done it far to many times..The only type of person I continue to prejudge are fat people, and I judge them far to harshly..When I do drink alcohol, I drink like my hair is on fire..I allow gay men at the gym to look at my naked body..The way I figure it, why not?
There's a shit load more, but I'm starting to feel like a spineless looser..So I'm gonna stop before I cry.. :sad:

[SHANEFROMGA]

i'm a 30 year old man-child.

[sr71blackbird]

I spend and or give money away like it falls from the sky..

Wanna hang out??? :wink:

[eeroomnhoj]

OCD: But it is under control now.

I used the say the phrase "The End" over and over again.

I used to count to 4 an awful lot.

I started turning a row of lockers all to 0, but stopped my self before it got out of hand.

Light Switches.

[LaBoob]

I'm a control freak. I also have very little patience. This is only in my personal life, not at work. I'm pretty much a completely different person at work. In my private life though, I need things done MY WAY and QUICKLY! I have a hard time slowing down and being patient. I want to... I just can't relax.
I also hate when people physically get in my way. I feel like shoving them. Of course I can't and don't, but something deep inside me burns to just mow people down when they just wander or stop in my path in a supermarket or something. GRRRRR.

[grlNIN]

I'm a control freak. I also have very little patience. This is only in my personal life, not at work. I'm pretty much a completely different person at work. In my private life though, I need things done MY WAY and QUICKLY! I have a hard time slowing down and being patient. I want to... I just can't relax.
I also hate when people physically get in my way. I feel like shoving them. Of course I can't and don't, but something deep inside me burns to just mow people down when they just wander or stop in my path in a supermarket or something. GRRRRR.

Hello me.

I have pre-bed rituals around the bedroom to satisfy the anxiety i will undoubtedly be facing the next day.

I also worry to a nauseating degree about anything and everything whether it be today, tomorrow or 40 years down the line.

[DarkHippie]

I have severe Bi-polar syndrome and am heavily medicated. If I forget my meds for just one day, I start to revert. By the third day i need to be hospitalized, as I am a threat to myself and/or others. Luckily i am very good with taking my meds.

Also, I can't stop throwing up, and because of that i had to leave my job.

[jonyrotn]

I have severe Bi-polar syndrome and am heavily medicated. If I forget my meds for just one day, I start to revert. By the third day i need to be hospitalized, as I am a threat to myself and/or others. Luckily i am very good with taking my meds.
Also, I can't stop throwing up, and because of that i had to leave my job.

The post office is hirering, it be perfect for you..

[LaBoob]

I took piano lessons as a kid starting when I was 5 and ending when I was about a Freshman in high school when it was interfering with my "social life". For as long as I can remember, whenever I hear a song I'm familiar with, or a new song I like and catch onto quickly, or a song that's just stuck in my head, I "play" it on the "piano" in my head. Sometimes my fingers move, sometimes they don't, but this connection between my head and hands has always helped me playing the piano for real.

I can also type very very quickly and similarly to what I do with music, I find myself "typing" on the "keyboard" in my head. Sometimes, like songs get stuck in your head, I get words or phrases stuck in my head. I'll be "typing" them over and over, until I forgot what I was even typing. When I'm thinking, I'm usually "typing" my thoughts as quickly as I'm thinking them.

Sometimes the "typing" creates a rhythm and I can really go into a daze while "typing" this word or phrase over and over. That's how I can forget what I was typing in the first place... I try to retrace my fingers and figure out based on where they were going on the "keyboard" what the original word or phrase was.

This has been going on since I was about 13. I used to fight it, but now I just go with it.
I mention it to people from time to time but get pretty weird looks, and haven't really come across anybody else doing this. Am I crazy?

[topless_mike]

Am I crazy?

compared to the rest of the wierdos around here? nah, you blend in just right...

[jonyrotn]

I took piano lessons as a kid starting when I was 5 and ending when I was about a Freshman in high school when it was interfering with my "social life". For as long as I can remember, whenever I hear a song I'm familiar with, or a new song I like and catch onto quickly, or a song that's just stuck in my head, I "play" it on the "piano" in my head. Sometimes my fingers move, sometimes they don't, but this connection between my head and hands has always helped me playing the piano for real.

I can also type very very quickly and similarly to what I do with music, I find myself "typing" on the "keyboard" in my head. Sometimes, like songs get stuck in your head, I get words or phrases stuck in my head. I'll be "typing" them over and over, until I forgot what I was even typing. When I'm thinking, I'm usually "typing" my thoughts as quickly as I'm thinking them.

Sometimes the "typing" creates a rhythm and I can really go into a daze while "typing" this word or phrase over and over. That's how I can forget what I was typing in the first place... I try to retrace my fingers and figure out based on where they were going on the "keyboard" what the original word or phrase was.

This has been going on since I was about 13. I used to fight it, but now I just go with it.
I mention it to people from time to time but get pretty weird looks, and haven't really come across anybody else doing this. Am I crazy?

Ever been to manchuria?

[TjM]

I drink too much. I have like 4-6 after work and maybe a 12 on Saturday nights :down: