Woman Sits on Toilet for Two Years

[hurlmon]

And my wife thinks I spend too much time on the bowl..

Link (http://www.wcbs880.com/Woman-Sits-on-Toilet-for-Two-Years/1812152)

[IrishAlkey]

I wonder how many times he fucked her face while she was stuck to the bowl.

[spoon]

i know someone who wasn't on the bowl for 2 years.

[lleeder]

This thread is useless without a poll.

[A.J.]

She must have had a lovely scent.

[FUNKMAN]

not very healthy, reports have it she looked flushed

[FUNKMAN]

not very healthy, reports have it she looked wiped out

[CountryBob]

Her last meal must have been Taco Bell

[LaBoob]

Now that's some good old fashioned enabling.

[topless_mike]

she could flick the bean and dump at the same time.

multi-tasking at its best.

[SeriouslySuprCJ]

I have a hard time believing this story is true. It just doesn't make sense.

(Oh sorry, was I supposed to make a bad toilet joke?)

Umm...she...sure was tired of her boyfriend leaving the seat up?

[joethebartender]

edit.

[LaBoob]

I am also calling shenanigans on this one.

[~Katja~]

they discussed this on O&A today too and since it was mentioned that they had "normal relations" during those 2 years it was asked how they had sex...

My guess, you lift up the seat?


seriously though... how fucking gross is it to eat in the bathroom.

[topless_mike]

seriously though... how fucking gross is it to eat in the bathroom.

design flaw.

i mean, really. who in their right mind puts the snack bar next to a shithole?

[tele7]

Mr. Whipple?

[Bulldogcakes]

Here's my favorite part


He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

``And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,''' Whipple said. ``According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.''

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that ``there was something wrong with his girlfriend,'' Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Spending 2 years on the toilet, of course, is perfectly normal. But THEN he noticed something was wrong.

Something tells me he didn't remember to get her something for her birthday, either.

[sr71blackbird]

It turns out that the plunger was in the bowl and she sat down on it and it got stuck on both ends.

[furie]

i don't want to hear anymore complaints about me from now on!

[Sinestro]

When asked how come he didn't call sooner, the boyfriend answered, "Shit happens".

[Doctor Z]

Sounds like a pretty boring couple of years.

[Dash77]

When was the last time she wiped her ass?:huh:

[jonyrotn]

HELLO...SOMEONE'S FUCKING IN HERE !
:flush::flush::flush::flush::flush::flush:

[Sinestro]

WTF happened if the toilet clogged up????

[SyndicateParish]

Her baby pic.

http://buffalonyplumber.com/wp-content/themes/ad-clerum-10/images/stuckintoilet.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

Where did HE shit?

[hurlmon]

Where did HE shit?

He was an Upper DEcker guy I suppose

[SatCam]

Where did HE shit?

The holding tank. Then when she flushed, he laughed his ass off.


that ol gag

[mugby43]

shit happens... I get an image of her boyfriend trying to drive the porcelain bus - calling for Ralph and Rourke - while she sits there, stuck to the seat. Some people just have no sense of humor.