Golden Girls

[topless_mike]

Scenario:

you only have 5 min to live. you need to sleep with one of the golden girls to regain vitality.

your choice...

[IamFogHat]

Thank you for being a friend.

[Team_Ramrod]

Only 5 Minutes?

Do I have to cum in those 5 or is the five minutes just the amount of time I have to work up some wood to stick it in? It might take upwards of 45 minutes to blow....

Cause let's face it, it might be a vag, but it's not doing me any favours.

[IamFogHat]

Can I have a geriatric fivesome?

[Team_Ramrod]

Would you want to?

I'm sure you could; IF you wanted.

[RhinoinMN]

Estelle Getty.

When faced with death a person can do even the most heinous of tasks.

This way I could successfully perform a pink sock on her. Then I could cross one more off of the things to do b-4 I die list.

Kill 2 birds with one stone.

[A.J.]

I'll fuck the Weston daughters who lived next door.

http://epguides.com/EmptyNest/cast.jpg

[Mookie Wilson]

Ill make all 4 Golden Girls eat a Mookie Cookie

[Hottub]

And so it begins.

[BlackSpider]

"Bea Arthur --outstanding"

I picked death,
I always pick death...

[Snoogans]

BLANCH ELIZABETH DEVERAUX

Thats right, I know here WHOLE FUCKIN NAME

[cougarjake13]

Scenario:

you only have 5 min to live. you need to sleep with one of the golden girls to regain vitality.

your choice...



rue mclanahan easily

and i would even need the 5 min to live

i jacked a many a time to her back in the day

[Snoogans]

rue mclanahan easily

and i would even need the 5 min to live

i jacked a many a time to her back in the day

she was a whore on that show. She knew how to take care of shit

[furie]

It'd have to be Rue. She looked more fun, even though estelle was the youngest.


I'll fuck the Weston daughters who lived next door.

http://epguides.com/EmptyNest/cast.jpg

interesting side question:
which one of the daughters? Dinah Manoff or Kristy McNichol

for me there's no question; Dinah. who can forget Marty Maraschino?

[bigredd]

I picked Bea but I meant to pick Rue. I'd make her talk like her southern character; if I closed my eyes she could almost be...wait just a god damned minute! Rue now or Rue then?!?!

[Fezticle98]

If I may paraphrase Snoop:

Tonight's the night like Betty White, and I'm chillin'.

[A.J.]

interesting side question:
which one of the daughters? Dinah Manoff or Kristy McNichol

for me there's no question; Dinah. who can forget Marty Maraschino?

Exactly.

[topless_mike]

although, im sure one of them could pop out the dentures and give one hell of a "gummer"

[MagillaGorillaz]

I think I would rather have five minutes of alone time with Dreyfuss than any of the Golden Girls.

[~Katja~]

I refuse to vote in this discriminating poll
Where are the old bags to chose from?

[sailor]

is bea arthur pitching or catching?

[eeroomnhoj]

Estelle Getty.

When faced with death a person can do even the most heinous of tasks.

This way I could successfully perform a pink sock on her. Then I could cross one more off of the things to do b-4 I die list.

Kill 2 birds with one stone.

Learned a new phrase today. I'll be sick now.

[mugby43]

I was hoping to see the beverley hillbilly Grandma on that list. sigh~

[WampusCrandle]

bea arthur - hands down . . . her pants

this thread was ment for me and only me!