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Furtherman
03-10-2008, 11:40 AM
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A Vatican official has listed drugs, pollution and genetic manipulations as well as social and economic injustices as new areas of sinful behavior. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/03/10/vatican.updates.sins.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)
Sinners risk burning in hell unless absolved through confession and penitence
It's 2008 and they still think they can influence lives. It's embarrassing.
He also mentioned drugs, which weaken the mind and obscure intelligence; pollution; posting only on Sundays, as well as the widening social and economic differences between the rich and the poor that "cause an unbearable social injustice."
Uh oh!
DolaMight
03-10-2008, 11:48 AM
It's 2008 and they still think they can influence lives. It's embarrassing.
Does Jesus email them sin updates? How does that work.
SatCam
03-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Does Jesus email them sin updates? How does that work.
He posts a MySpace bulletin
Furtherman
03-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Does Jesus email them sin updates? How does that work.
For a small fee, as in a certain percentage of your salary.
Hottub
03-10-2008, 11:56 AM
I read Jesus' blog right after I'm done reading Ronnie's.
damainer
03-10-2008, 11:56 AM
I wonder what the spiritual guide of the Ron-n-Fez show will have to say about this, or maybe if we are lucky she will have a song written.
BeerBandit
03-10-2008, 12:01 PM
Well, shit! I just got my Bible and it's already out of date.
Recyclerz
03-10-2008, 12:02 PM
I call dibbs on the movie sequel!
Fou14een
or maybe
Another Se7en To Go
I got some work to do on the branding.
DolaMight
03-10-2008, 12:06 PM
Sinners risk burning in hell unless absolved through confession and penitence
I wonder how I would fare in hell if I decided to be buried in this suit
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BeerBandit
03-10-2008, 12:08 PM
I wonder how I would fare in hell if I decided to be buried in this suit
http://www.homelandsecurityasia.com/images/pastissue/article/trell2.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411KCNWVHRL.jpg
This is word from that new Nazi pope right?
Meh.
Furtherman
03-10-2008, 12:11 PM
This is word from that new Nazi pope right?
He hates hippos.
LaBoob
03-10-2008, 12:16 PM
Why are only drugs a sin NOW? Why not for the last few thousand years?
And doesn't he know Moses was high?
RhinoinMN
03-10-2008, 01:16 PM
Why are only drugs a sin NOW? Why not for the last few thousand years?
And doesn't he know Moses was high?
Yeah, the burning bush for christ sake.
Bob Impact
03-10-2008, 02:28 PM
I've decided that drinking flavored waters is a sin. Deal with it.
Team_Ramrod
03-10-2008, 02:31 PM
shit, shit, shit, shit.... is sodomy a sin? how about steroids? shit, shit, shit, shit....
whatamIgonnado?
Snacks
03-10-2008, 03:14 PM
dont you just love religion?
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