Would You Eat Sushi off a human being?

[FMJeff]

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/dining/16432456.html

I've seen these kinds of restaurants before. Sushi is served not on plates but the body of a naked woman with flowers strategically covering her genitals.

Now I have nothing against strip clubs, and I have nothing against sushi bars, but I don't think they should mix. It's not a morality thing, I just find it disgusting to eat food off a human being I don't know. Did she shower? With what? Did she rinse well? Will there be a soapy taste? Did she just get fucked that morning? By whom? Does he have AIDS? Does she?

Too many questions, too many potential problems.

I'll pass. What about you guys? And don't be all macho about it. Think it through. Would you eat sushi off your local stripper? Why is it ok if its just some girl in a sushi bar? What if she IS a stripper at night?

[~Katja~]

you know it's bad when your vegetable roll reeks of fish



I even return plates and silverware at restaurants if it's not clean... and ask for plastic instead... so no, I would not eat of the body of some potentially unwashed virus and bacteria infested woman... I mena they are mostly asian... rememebr saars and all the diseases they carry?

[IrishAlkey]

I mena they are mostly asian... rememebr saars and all the diseases they carry?

The models are American.

Read the article.

[Knowledged_one]

yum cottage cheese with my sushi

[Team_Ramrod]

yum cottage cheese with my sushi

That one got to me for some reason.

Well played, sir.



But yeah, I'd eat shit off the body of a hot naked chick if the chef made it look right.

[DolaMight]

The thought of eating raw fish or eating off of a stripper makes me sick. The thought of eating sushi off of a nude Asian woman makes me hungry.

[FMJeff]

Yeah but how do you know where this girl came from and what she did the night before?

I dunno, I guess I don't mix food and sex, unless its a dessert topping.

[Furtherman]

Would You Eat Sushi off a human being?

I wouldn't. But Pronto would.

[ADF]

The thought of eating raw fish or eating off of a stripper makes me sick. The thought of eating sushi off of a nude Asian woman makes me hungry.

They're not strippers, they're nude models. Totally different and classy.

[IrishAlkey]

If the male model gets an erection can you smack his cock with a chop stick until it goes down?

[FMJeff]

They're not strippers, they're nude models. Totally different and classy.

How do you know what anyone does after they leave the restaurant?

[ADF]

If the male model gets an erection can you smack his cock with a chop stick until it goes down?

How else is the guy supposed to serve the squid rings?

[IrishAlkey]

What if one of the human platters farts?

Does the chef have to replace all the food on them to ensure no fecal particles land on it?

What do they use a to-go containers! :huh:

[RhinoinMN]

If the male model gets an erection can you smack his cock with a chop stick until it goes down?

or you could use it to fling food at each other.

[FMJeff]

what if she gets her PERIOD????

[underdog]

How do you know that the cook at a normal restaurant has washed his hands? Or that the plates are really clean?

There's a level of trust that goes into eating at a restaurant. It's the same thing here.

[drjoek]

Insert obligatory "steak off a hookers ass" reference
here:wink:

[ADF]

What if one of the human platters farts?

Does the chef have to replace all the food on them to ensure no fecal particles land on it?

What do they use a to-go containers! :huh:

You use naked babies for a doggy bag.

[DolaMight]

They're not strippers, they're nude models. Totally different and classy.

Yes nude models, and they're just doing it to pay for college.

[IrishAlkey]

This sushi tastes like shit!

That's not sushi.

Ohhh... :ohmy:

[DolaMight]

If the male model gets an erection can you smack his cock with a chop stick until it goes down?

These are Asian male models, an erection wouldn't be that big of a burden. The biggest problem would be that someone might grab it mistaking it for a water chestnut.

[RhinoinMN]

Is that wasabi?????

[IrishAlkey]

what if she gets her PERIOD????

Dipping sauce, son!

[DolaMight]

This sushi tastes like shit!

That's not sushi.

Ohhh... :ohmy:

I thought it was a complimentary mars bar.

[RhinoinMN]

I thought it was a complimentary mars bar.

or soy sauce. It depends.

[IrishAlkey]

The crabs are yummy but you have to eat a million of them to fill yourself up.

[DolaMight]

How do you know what anyone does after they leave the restaurant?

I don't understand how one can get aids eating off someone's stomach. It's not like you're eating off the rug or dilsnick. Just avoid eating off of open sores and you'll have a nice family dining experience.

[topless_mike]

is there a disclaimer for "hair in the food" ?
i mean, really.

how do you get the sauce out of the bush? what if its the last bit of sauce, and you still have 2 rolls to go?

[Hottub]

I'd be more worried about bacteria and mercury from the Sushi.
Cook your food you goddam savages!


And I'm seconding Ramrod.

[IrishAlkey]

is there a disclaimer for "hair in the food" ?
i mean, really.

how do you get the sauce out of the bush? what if its the last bit of sauce, and you still have 2 rolls to go?

The models are completely shaved.

I learned that by reading the article.

[topless_mike]

The models are completely shaved.
there is always bush- even stubble falls out.

I learned that by reading the article.

Like everybody else, i skipped the links and went straight to the jokes.

8)

[topless_mike]

is there a "5 second rule" for any food that falls off her and lands in her crotch?

[IrishAlkey]

Like everybody else, i skipped the links and went straight to the jokes.

8)


The jokes are better than the article, anyway.

[angrymissy]

I wouldn't. But Pronto would.

Pronto also thinks fresh dog and goose shit is a delicacy.

[Marc with a c]

i wouldn't, especially if they were a dirty fucking chinese person.

fuck china

[harvey_birdman]

As long as it's a hot chick I would.

[DolaMight]

i wouldn't, especially if they were a dirty fucking chinese person.

fuck china

Dr. Dooom (Kool Keith), Mental Case
While white boys run the head of black music with a Japanese assistant

What does a Chinese kid know about the rap game? That's a shame

Kool Kieth agrees.

[IrishAlkey]

i wouldn't, especially if they were a dirty fucking chinese person.

fuck china

You're not allowed to speak to the model/plate.

I figured that would be a selling point for you.

[Marc with a c]

You're not allowed to speak to the model/plate.

i'm sure they'd talk to me, i have very nice hair, and am a sharp dresser.

[~Katja~]

The models are American.

Read the article.

ok, you got me, I did no tread the article, only the post.
It does not change my opinion on eating anything of a filthy whores body. Even if she was American, Britsih or German....

[~Katja~]

what if she gets her PERIOD????
like right there, unexpected on the table?

Yes nude models, and they're just doing it to pay for college.
that makes a difference, cause we all know how clean college girls are these days

This sushi tastes like shit!

That's not sushi.

Ohhh... :ohmy:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I don't understand how one can get aids eating off someone's stomach. It's not like you're eating off the rug or dilsnick. Just avoid eating off of open sores and you'll have a nice family dining experience.

now if you do end up with that bloddy dipping sauce from the crotch area....



another question, do they serve the soy sauce straight out of the belly button?
ginger and wasabi on the nipples?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

have done it as a pre bachelor party

they offered an Asian, but my friend had the Sushi placed on an American

it was good

but the Sushi was generic at best

[TheMojoPin]

have done it as a pre bachelor party

they offered an Asian, but my friend had the Sushi placed on an American

it was good

but the Sushi was generic at best

I think that's the true issue at stake here...nude sushi girls devoured by a Hippo in a feeding frenzy.

[TheMojoPin]

Does he have AIDS? Does she?

I loved your work running America in early and mid-80's.

[RhinoinMN]

, i have very nice hair, and am a sharp dresser.

Like the Nazis, according to Anthony.

[epo]

As long as the person is showered and the sushi is good....what the hell?

Now I'm starving for sushi.

[Tall_James]

If the male model gets an erection can you smack his cock with a chop stick until it goes down?

No but you are allowed to put wasabi in his pee hole.

[RhinoinMN]

As long as the person is showered and the sushi is good....what the hell?

Now I'm starving for sushi.

Imagine the nipples up here epo.

hmmmmmmm

[topless_mike]

fuck china

x 2

[Midkiff]

If she's hot, I'll eat it right out of her asshole.

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea I'd probalby do it if I was with a few other people. The world is a disgusting place, you're gonna get grems from everything. I wouldn't mind getting a few stray germs off a clean, naked woman.

But I wouldn't go look for a place that served sushi off a naked woman all the time. It's probably very expensive so I'd treat it like a Habachi place or something similar. Actually I wouldn't see myself frequenting a naked sushi resturaunt even as much as those, but it's not something I am afraid of doing either.

[IrishAlkey]

It's probably very expensive so I'd treat it like a Habachi place or something similar.

It's 75$ per person.

I learned that by rea... nevermind.

[topless_mike]

It's 75$ per person.


yeah, im not eating off her dirty body for that much.
FUCK HER

[~Katja~]

It's 75$ per person.

I learned that by rea... nevermind.

:lol:





give me your honest opinion, do you think it's worth the time to read this article?
cause I would if you tell me that I should....

[~Katja~]

yeah, im not eating off her dirty body for that much.
FUCK HER

I don't think 75 will buy you a FUCK
you may be allowed to tingle her asshole with your finger a bit... maybe a lick of soy sauce of her tits... but a fuck??? I highly doubt it...

[IrishAlkey]

:lol:





give me your honest opinion, do you think it's worth the time to read this article?
cause I would if you tell me that I should....

At this point I'm pretty sure I've covered all the important facts.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it cost me close to a c note

not worth it, the chick was ok , not a 9 or 10 by any means

Id rather eat a bacon bra and panties, but thats just me

[The Majik Man]

For $25 anyone can eat sushi off of my majikal locks of hair

[ravn816]

Well being that the question in the title here is if we would eat sushi off a human being, if that human being was say, Tippy Tom...fuck no. Off a clean beautiful woman...in a heartbeat. What would piss me off is to pay $75 for this service, and get mediocre or shitty (pun slightly intended) sushi. I like my food too much for that.

It's not like the food is shoved up inside her and you have to go in after it like a gyno ready to go in for a pap smear with chop sticks.

[Furtherman]

I'm pretty sure this in on the list of new sins. Thou shall not eat fish off a naked woman.

[SatCam]

I would do it, probably because it is the closest I will ever get to eating dinner with a female

[RhinoinMN]

I would do it, probably because it is the closest I will ever get to eating dinner with a female

Don't do it!
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[undressa]

ummmm
no thank u

[FUNKMAN]

haven't eaten sushi but i love raw clams and oysters. if it's a reputable restaurant i don't see the harm but it would just be something silly to do

[SatCam]

Would You Eat Sushi off a human being?

That's what makes us humans being

http://www.anniemayhem.com/blog%20pics/VanHalen.jpg

[Kris10]

Funny & digusting thread all in one!

Where would you leave the tip?

[Sinestro]

So what happens when the naked sushi person's hour is over? Do they just get up and walk naked to their locker to change and go home. Do they go around the room asking patrons "Do you want some sushieatme" and lead them to the back room? And what kind of music do they play in the back ground?

[~Katja~]

music... hmmm
that's a great question. It determines so much!

[SyndicateParish]

bleh no.. Body temp fish seems gross.

Now pizza.. that might be better.

[SatCam]

So what happens when the naked sushi person's hour is over? Do they just get up and walk naked to their locker to change and go home. Do they go around the room asking patrons "Do you want some sushieatme" and lead them to the back room? And what kind of music do they play in the back ground?

They say "ummmmmm SORRY I'm off the clock!"

[midwestjeff]

I've done a lot worse.