Boycott NASCAR

[GvacNoMore]

I've read that the average NASCAR vehicle gets 4.5 miles per gallon. They're burning up all of our fossil fuel so they can go nowhere and the throngs of simpletons in attendance can cheer at how fast they're pissing away money and gas?

It's almost as barbaric as the Roman Coliseum.

Isn't this the 21st century?

[nevnut]

With all the gas you're blowing today, I bet there's enough to fuel all the cars in the race today.


Are you on your way to Atlanta?

[Death Metal Moe]

I have been boycotting it, it's fucking boring rednecks driving in a circle.

And no matter what anyone says, most of those morbid assholes are just sitting there with a rod waiting for a huge crash.

No thanks, I'd rather slam my dick in a car door.

[bobrobot]

NASCOTT BOYCAR!!!

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[deliciousV]

Simpleton boring redneck fan since day one. You faggy football fans will get to watch the homo erotic spectacle of men in tight clothes falling on one another next fall. Untill then keep it down, I don't want to miss a word of todays race.

[led37zep]

Nah, but thanks for the advice gvac.

[Lil oc]

I'm watching from the safety of my home this year. Being regaled by alkey mimicking my drunken voice mails I was leaving him last year while standing in line at the portapotty.

[TheMojoPin]

I'd rather Moe slammed his dick in a car door.

[epo]

But those cars go VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[Snoogans]

i picked Bobby Labonte this week. So everyone root for him

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd rather Moe slammed his dick in a car door.

That's 2.

[Jughead]

http://static.flickr.com/97/241134106_9f9de82fd0.jpg Them's Fighting words!!!..Like the them's part???:smoke:

[Team_Ramrod]

I have been boycotting it, it's fucking boring rednecks driving in a circle.

And no matter what anyone says, most of those morbid assholes are just sitting there with a rod waiting for a huge crash.

No thanks, I'd rather slam my dick in a car door.

I don't think slamming your dick in a car door is a good alternative. Trust me....

Nascar is great, I only started watching it in the past 3 years. Since I got with the times and geared up with HD. I honestly don't care for the crashes, I watch it for the strategy, the accuracy and the intensity.

Really, it's much more than driving in circles.


I won't be boycotting Nascar anytime soon. As a matter of fact, I'm going to leave my vehicle running unattended all day and all night tonight to honour the boys of Nascar.

[Jughead]

i picked Bobby Labonte this week. So everyone root for him

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo :Homer:tongue:

[Snoogans]

That's 2.

wait you have already slammed your dick in a car door once?

[Jughead]

I don't think slamming your dick in a car door is a good alternative. Trust me....

Nascar is great, I only started watching it in the past 3 years. Since I got with the times and geared up with HD. I honestly don't care for the crashes, I watch it for the strategy, the accuracy and the intensity.

Really, it's much more than driving in circles.


I won't be boycotting Nascar anytime soon. As a matter of fact, I'm going to leave my vehicle running unattended all day and all night tonight to honour the boys of Nascar.

I Love Ram....Hair and all....:bye:..Oh and Epo....also

[epo]

Shake n' Bake:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1159349/photo_14.jpg

GIT R' DONE!

[ToddEVF]

NASCAR, drag racing, indy car racing all stink on Ice. unless you are the driver, it shouldn't be exciting. However, it is a redneck sport. And it should be eliminated.

[TheMojoPin]

Simpleton boring redneck fan since day one. You faggy football fans will get to watch the homo erotic spectacle of men in tight clothes falling on one another next fall. Untill then keep it down, I don't want to miss a word of todays race.

That comparison almost fails as spectacuarly as this one. (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/01/honestly-one-of-weirdest-things-i-have.html)

[Jughead]

NASCAR, drag racing, indy car racing all stink on Ice. unless you are the driver, it shouldn't be exciting. However, it is a redneck sport. And it should be eliminated.

Commmmmyyyyy:sad:

[Tenbatsuzen]

It's 172,000 gallons a year.

500 miles / 4.5 = 111 gallons. Multiplied by 43 cars, then multipled by 36 races.

I don't see the problem.

[Jughead]

It's 172,000 gallons a year.

500 miles / 4.5 = 111 gallons. Multiplied by 43 cars, then multipled by 36 races.

I don't see the problem.

I love the fact that he knows what SMOKE means.....:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[ToddEVF]

Commmmmyyyyy:sad:

i wasn't always this bitter. . .

[Jughead]

i wasn't always this bitter. . .

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m6/3437904446:tongue:

[Death Metal Moe]

wait you have already slammed your dick in a car door once?

Oh no, I just meant that's 2 men who want to stand around and watch the other slam their dick in a car door.

It's a special moment. Maybe we'll drive our Prius up to the top of Brokeback Mountain for this special occasion.

[deliciousV]

That comparison almost fails as spectacuarly as this one. (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/01/honestly-one-of-weirdest-things-i-have.html)

I'm a Nascar fan, you're a Cubs fan...................you don't get to have an opinion, some may wonder why I enjoy Nascar, but ALL will wonder why you would continue to be a fan of those cursed celler dwellers.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh no, I just meant that's 2 men who want to stand around and watch the other slam their dick in a car door.

It's a special moment. Maybe we'll drive our Prius up to the top of Brokeback Mountain for this special occasion.

I didn't say I wanted to watch it. I'd just rather you did it in general as opposed to me watching NASCAR. Feel free to slam your dick in a car door anytime you want (Horatio) sans other people watching.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm a Nascar fan, you're a Cubs fan...................you don't get to have an opinion, some may wonder why I enjoy Nascar, but ALL will wonder why you would continue to be a fan of those cursed celler dwellers.

Because it's baseball and not NASCAR. The most pathetic players in baseball are still Kings of the Universe compared to walking commercials driving cars really fast in a circle for hours on end.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Because it's baseball and not NASCAR. The most pathetic players in baseball are still Kings of the Universe compared to walking commercials driving cars really fast in a circle for hours on end.

For what it's worth, some of the smartest engineers in the country contribute to NASCAR.

[deliciousV]

Because it's baseball and not NASCAR. The most pathetic players in baseball are still Kings of the Universe compared to walking commercials driving cars really fast in a circle for hours on end.

all I can say is whats been said over and over again. there's much more to it than that. Its not for everyone, but why is it that those who don't like it, or get it, feel its their right to look down on those of us who do? You operate your remote and I'll operate mine and we'll all just enjoy our Sundays.

[TheMojoPin]

For what it's worth, some of the smartest engineers in the country contribute to NASCAR.

Then some of the smartest engineers in the country are completely wasting their time.

[TheMojoPin]

all I can say is whats been said over and over again. there's much more to it than that. Its not for everyone, but why is it that those who don't like it, or get it, feel its their right to look down on those of us who do? You operate your remote and I'll operate mine and we'll all just enjoy our Sundays.

I'm not looking down on you. I'm looking down on NASCAR.

[AngelAmy]

i picked mark martin this week and i dont know why

[deliciousV]

I'm not looking down on you. I'm looking down on NASCAR.

Must be a hell of a view from up there atop that lofty CUBS perch.

[TheMojoPin]

Must be a hell of a view from up there atop that lofty CUBS perch.

It is. The fine wine and pheasant are succulent. Now if you'll excuse me, I must hand my monocle off to Jeeves as I visit the vomitorium to make room for the eleventh course.

And then, the orgies. My God, man, the orgies.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if not acknowledging it as a sport is considered boycotting

if mocking the silly cars driving around in circles and calling it an excuse for rednecks to get drunk and beat their spouses is considered boycotting

if being the biggest post whore in the world, yet not one single post in any silly nascar thread is considered boycotting

if wanting to spit on anybody who lives above Virginia wearing a silly advertiser NASCAR jacket or jersey is considered boycotting


I can go on and on, but you get it, I HATE NASCAR

I wont even gamble on it, and you know what Gambling problems I have

[lleeder]

I've read that the average NASCAR vehicle gets 4.5 miles per gallon. They're burning up all of our fossil fuel so they can go nowhere and the throngs of simpletons in attendance can cheer at how fast they're pissing away money and gas?

It's almost as barbaric as the Roman Coliseum.

Isn't this the 21st century?

Using this logic no games should be viewed by the public. Just think of how many more people are using fossil fuel going back and forth to baseball,football,basketball and to a lesser extent hockey games every season. All games should be played in empty stadiums and we all watch from homes that heated by solar panels. Then maybe the Earth will survive one more day. Maybe.

[AngelAmy]

if not acknowledging it as a sport is considered boycotting

if mocking the silly cars driving around in circles and calling it an excuse for rednecks to get drunk and beat their spouses is considered boycotting

if being the biggest post whore in the world, yet not one single post in any silly nascar thread is considered boycotting

if wanting to spit on anybody who lives above Virginia wearing a silly advertiser NASCAR jacket or jersey is considered boycotting


I can go on and on, but you get it, I HATE NASCAR

I wont even gamble on it, and you know what Gambling problems I have

i wear a jimmie johnson jacket out and if you spit on me i will cut off your balls

[lleeder]

i wear a jimmie johnson jacket out and if you spit on me i will cut off your balls

His wife beat you to it.

[Death Metal Moe]

I didn't say I wanted to watch it. I'd just rather you did it in general as opposed to me watching NASCAR. Feel free to slam your dick in a car door anytime you want (Horatio) sans other people watching.

Well how will I get off if you're not watching? Come on brotherman, help me out.

[TheMojoPin]

Using this logic no games should be viewed by the public. Just think of how many more people are using fossil fuel going back and forth to baseball,football,basketball and to a lesser extent hockey games every season. All games should be played in empty stadiums and we all watch from homes that heated by solar panels. Then maybe the Earth will survive one more day. Maybe.

Then the Cubs are as Green as possible, what with them not having parking lots at Wrigley and the train and buses stopping right there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Then some of the smartest engineers in the country are completely wasting their time.

Yeah, and they're also very well paid. Who's wasting their time now?

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, and they're also very well paid. Who's wasting their time now?

Some of the smartest engineers in the country.

[IrishAlkey]

I'm watching from the safety of my home this year. Being regaled by alkey mimicking my drunken voice mails I was leaving him last year while standing in line at the portapotty.

I would've never opened this awful thread if you hadn't told me you mentioned my name in it.

How fast can cunt eyes go?

[Lil oc]

I would've never opened this awful thread if you hadn't told me you mentioned my name in it.

How fast can cunt eyes go?

HA HA I win, I made you post in a nascar thread!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i wear a jimmie johnson jacket out and if you spit on me i will cut off your balls


I would never spit on you, but I cant nice up my hatred for NASCAR

friends always get a pass, im talking about average Joes who I dont know, those people I want to spit on

[epo]

Yeah, and they're also very well paid. Who's wasting their time now?

Is monetary reimbursement the most noble of pursuits?

[lleeder]

Is monetary reimbursement the most noble of pursuits?

For hayseeds it is.

[epo]

For hayseeds it is.

But they made the car go VRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Seriously, engineer me a goddamned car that get 300 mpg & goes 0-60 in 5 seconds and then I'll agree that you deserve to be well paid and treated like gold.

[ToddEVF]

if wanting to spit on anybody who lives above Virginia wearing a silly advertiser NASCAR jacket or jersey is considered boycotting


Thankfully you said above Virginia. Because trust me, below VA, you'd be spitting on a lot of people. And a lot is an understatement.

[cougarjake13]

It's 172,000 gallons a year.

500 miles / 4.5 = 111 gallons. Multiplied by 43 cars, then multipled by 36 races.

I don't see the problem.

now take that number and dont forget that theres truck series and the nationwide series

[Ritalin]

Toyota wins!

Now all the rednecks have to group together, wail and slap themselves on the top of the head.

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, gas mileage of a Jeep Wrangler? 15 miles per gallon.

[Team_Ramrod]

BTW, gas mileage of a Jeep Wrangler? 15 miles per gallon.

I knew there was another reason I love my Jeep.

[scottinnj]

now take that number and dont forget that theres truck series and the nationwide series

And it's all I watch every weekend.

[scottinnj]

Toyota wins!

Now all the rednecks have to group together, wail and slap themselves on the top of the head.

We don't care. Now all the Prius drivers are as guilty of buying into a corporation that shits on the eniviroment as bad as Ford and Chevy does. FU to the Birkenstock wearers, Toyota doesn't care about your cause until you shell out 25,000 dollars for their product.

[scottinnj]

I've read that the average NASCAR vehicle gets 4.5 miles per gallon. They're burning up all of our fossil fuel so they can go nowhere and the throngs of simpletons in attendance can cheer at how fast they're pissing away money and gas?

It's almost as barbaric as the Roman Coliseum.

Isn't this the 21st century?

At least we don't do halftime shows in the dark with candles. Way to be green NFL and NBC.

[midwestjeff]

now take that number and dont forget that theres truck series and the nationwide series

And don't forget all of the local race tracks that run every weekend in the summer. Quarter midgets, stock, silver crown, etc.

P.S. Fuck you if someone already mentioned that. I refuse to read three pages about Nascar.

[Fezticle98]

Yeah, boycott NASCAR! Way to stick it to those fat cats in Washington, ZMan!

All though I do enjoy their XM commercials...

[Ritalin]

Toyota wins!

Now all the rednecks have to group together, wail and slap themselves on the top of the head.

We don't care. Now all the Prius drivers are as guilty of buying into a corporation that shits on the eniviroment as bad as Ford and Chevy does. FU to the Birkenstock wearers, Toyota doesn't care about your cause until you shell out 25,000 dollars for their product.

wail wail wail....Birkenstock wearers...slap slap slap...wail..wail wail

[scottinnj]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[GvacNoMore]

Enjoy your sport you hayseeds!

[scottinnj]

Enjoy your sport you hayseeds!

We are. Thanks for your concern.

[scottinnj]

And don't forget all of the local race tracks that run every weekend in the summer. Quarter midgets, stock, silver crown, etc.

P.S. Fuck you if someone already mentioned that. I refuse to read three pages about Nascar.

And not to mention the 24 hour races at Daytona and Lemans-cars racing for 24 straight! And the Indy Racing League, Formula One, The Baja 1000, The UAE (United Arab Emirates) Desert Challenge, and the World Rally Challenge. For starters.

In other words, racing isn't just for us hicks who like NASCAR. Get your heads out of your assholes, where do you think ABS, fuel injection and traction control came from?
Looking down on NASCAR doesn't make you an elitist. It just makes you stupid. TV shares of people watching "cars go around in circles" worldwide for NASCAR, IRL, F1, the WRC far outdo the numbers the NFL brings in.
The racing haterz on this board are just picking a fight with a power that is far greater then your measly football season.

Football is fun, but it is there to fill the void in winter from Homestead to Daytona.

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't look down on Nascar, I just fucking hate it. I don't get off on the fact that I can sign into a messageboard and trash it, I enjoy ignoring it every weekend it's on. Not liking it doesn't make me feel better than anyone. If you enjoy it, you can have my share of it too.

I don't like sports either. I'm sure they're a fun distraction but they're not for me.

[TheMojoPin]

Looking down on NASCAR doesn't make you an elitist. It just makes you stupid.

How does that work?

Ah, ye olde "more ratings make it more gooder." If the number of fans makes something "good," Garth Brooks might be the greatest man to ever make music...but we all know that's not true.

[keithy_19]

I can not get into Nascar at all. To me, it's not very exciting and it's all a lot of bullshit to have some guy win who will drink milk and do a silly dance.

It was entertaining to watch people bash Goodyear tires though. Caught that on ESPN News and giggled. Not sure why I did, but I did. :thumbdown:

[PapaBear]

They only drink milk at Indy.

[AngelAmy]

Enjoy your sport you hayseeds!

I'm not a hayseed but I do enjoy my NASCAR

[keithy_19]

They only drink milk at Indy.

Jack Daniels at the others?

I mean, Jeremiah Weed. My bad.

[keithy_19]

I'm not a hayseed but I do enjoy my NASCAR

They're are a bunch of pretty gals who enjoy it.

[Lil oc]

I'm not a hayseed but I do enjoy my NASCAR

I loved it long before I moved to the south.

[A.J.]

I've read that the average NASCAR vehicle gets 4.5 miles per gallon. They're burning up all of our fossil fuel so they can go nowhere and the throngs of simpletons in attendance can cheer at how fast they're pissing away money and gas?

I remember my uncle saying that back in the 1970s during the OPEC crisis.

Why aren't the environmentalists going after NASCAR for not producing hybrid racecars? They love to chastize the average joe who drives an SUV.

[hurlmon]

I don't look down on Nascar, I just fucking hate it.

Great Line!

I'm a big Nascar fan. Those that enjoy it see a lot more than cars going in circle.

And as for as crashes, I don't watch races for the crashes. They are a bonus, but not why I watch.

[joethebartender]

Start the boycotts with cruise ships and airlines that run empty planes all over the world. At least millions of fans get some enjoyment out of racing. I get enjoyment out of empty planes when I'm on one...that's about it.

[CountryBob]

Boycot NASCAR? You ever think of all of the thousands of jobs and billions of revenue that the sport generates?

The race is in my hometown this weekend and the local economy gets a couple hundred million boost for the two races we host per year.

Its fun being a little red neck now and then.

boogity boogity boogity - lets go racin boys! <------- i do hate that.

[SinA]

Boycott NASCAR
Done and done.. for 31 years running.

Not counting the two races I went to in the early 90s.

[scottinnj]

How does that work?

Ah, ye olde "more ratings make it more gooder." If the number of fans makes something "good," Garth Brooks might be the greatest man to ever make music...but we all know that's not true.

Sometimes Mojo, the majority is right. (Although the Garth Brooks point is a powerful argument) That goes for soccer too, although I can't watch it because it's only on the Telemundo station and I can't follow it when it's only in Spanish. World Cup kicks ass though.

[TheMojoPin]

Sometimes Mojo, the majority is right.

But not when it comes to NASCAR.

[scottinnj]

But not when it comes to NASCAR.

At least NASCAR hasn't destroyed the NCAA. Professional football and basketball have, turning the "student athlete" into training camps for the NFL and NBA. And I can't tell you how many guys I work with know every player of every team, their stats and such, but couldn't tell you the names of the SCOTUS justices.

[PapaBear]

You do realize this thread was started by GVAC, right?:wallbash:

[TheMojoPin]

At least NASCAR hasn't destroyed the NCAA. Professional football and basketball have, turning the "student athlete" into training camps for the NFL and NBA. And I can't tell you how many guys I work with know every player of every team, their stats and such, but couldn't tell you the names of the SCOTUS justices.

College sports are just a bunch of sloppy hacks. I have no time for them, either.

[scottinnj]

At least Mojo and I love baseball. Too bad it's different teams though.