One Way Ticket To Mars

[Furtherman]

Get your ass to Mars. By yourself.


The trip to Mars should be one-way, and have a crew of only one person. (http://www.universetoday.com/2008/03/04/a-one-way-one-person-mission-to-mars/#more-13037)

http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/simon_on_top_of_castle_mercury.jpg

Would you go?

“I think people have forgotten how exciting the Apollo program was, and this would bring that excitement back," he said. “And it wasn’t just here in the US; the whole world was excited. This enthusiasm would be the greatest effect of a program that places a man on Mars, over and above anything else, whether it makes jobs, or stimulates the economy, or creates technology spinoffs. We’re all humans and the idea of sending one of our kind on a trip like that would be a wonderful adventure for the entire world. The whole world would get behind it."

At this point in my life, definitely. And our country does need something positive we can all get behind. We've grown lazy and selfish.

[Friday]

you know... i am looking for a new career path....

hmmmm......

[DiabloSammich]

you know... i am looking for a new career path....

hmmmm......



You know there's no tequila on Mars, right?

[Dougie Brootal]

"Everybody's Marchin' To Mars!"
http://www.lorenadams.com/IMAGES/CABOWABO/SamHigh.JPG

[topless_mike]

imagine....
being the first person not only to step on mars, but to also batch out on extra-terrestial soil.



oh stop. not for minute will i believe that this didnt run through everybody's mind.

[Dougie Brootal]

imagine....
being the first person not only to step on mars, but to also batch out on extra-terrestial soil.



oh stop. not for minute will i believe that this didnt run through everybody's mind.

as soon as i stop thinking about sammy hagar that will be my next thought.

[epo]

I'll go, but make Gene Hunt my boss.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/cortina_468x471.jpg

[Friday]

You know there's no tequila on Mars, right?

i wonder if it freeze dries as well as ice cream....

yummm

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/FREEZE-DRIED_IC_slice.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fuck Cruises

Im gonna be your Mars Specialist

Who wants to go to Mars, let the King help ya

[DiabloSammich]

i wonder if it freeze dries as well as ice cream....

yummm

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/FREEZE-DRIED_IC_slice.jpg



WORST ICE CREAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you bit into it it would send an electric shock through your teeth straight to your spinal column.

[podrido jon]

You know there's no tequila on Mars, right?

well then, No way Jose!

[The Majik Man]

I can go there on a majik carpet ride
I will majik that place up for the rest of you before you can get there
My mullet will turn the air breathable because i am majik

[Dougie Brootal]

I can go there on a majik carpet ride
I will majik that place up for the rest of you before you can get there
My mullet will turn the air breathable because i am majik

i fuckin love this guy!!!:lol:

[midwestjeff]

I have a case of the U.S. Blues ever since I fractured my China Doll through an Unbroken Chain of misfortunes. I have been running around with Loose Lucy picking Scarlet Begonias and enjoying a little Pride of Cucuamonga. But she's all about Money Money and I can't take it anymore. Since I can't sink this Ship of Fools, I'd be glad to go take this trip. I'll send you a letter From the Mars Hotel.

[Furtherman]

BUMP!

Would you go?

[topless_mike]

if you take a dump on mars, how long before it de-hydrates?
sure. im in.

[LaBoob]

WORST ICE CREAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you bit into it it would send an electric shock through your teeth straight to your spinal column.

Worst ice cream ever... YES.

Best SPACE FOOD ever... YES!!!

[Friday]

delicious:

http://www.proadventure.co.uk/acatalog/nasa_strawberries.jpg

surprisingly tasty chicken and rice meal:

http://www.countdowncreations.com/cj-images/countdowncreations_1829_2178059

[JPMNICK]

i do not think i could do it. even though it would be awesome, it would hurt so many people here because as soon as you take off, you are dead to them. you will never see them again

[RhinoinMN]

Why Not? Everybody's marching to Mars.

http://www.mckayeventscenter.com/images/hagar1.gif

[Midkiff]

If I were single, I would totally go.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

only if its non stop

i don't want to stop in Mercury

ewww

[topless_mike]

seriously. imagine being the first there, taking ownership of the entire planet, then only leasing land to the others that arrive after you? warren buffet would be sucking your dick for the change in your pocket. actually, i'd suck my own dick for the change in my pocket at that point.

[Doctor Z]

Why is this even a question? FUCK NO.

[Furtherman]

Why is this even a question? FUCK NO.

Because a lot of people would say FUCK YES.

[Furtherman]

Bump!