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Dougie Brootal
02-27-2008, 09:37 AM
i have been chasing this CUNT sally in the zoning office at the Borough of Tullytown Pennsylvania for a zoning ordinance for 2 fucking weeks. ive been calling and leaving messages all last week and, unbeknownst to me until last friday, but apparently the zoning office is only open on Tuesdays from 4 PM to 5 PM. so i call this bitch and leave a message at 4, 4:15, 4:30, 4:45, and 5:00. then i go home.

5:08 tuesday afternoon, i have a voicemail on the company phone that she will fax over the info in the morning. i check my fax every 30 minutes all morning till about 12:45, and nothing. so i call, and this cunt at the front desk sends me to sallys voicemail. so i hang up and call back and say to the receptionist, ( in a calm polite voice ) to please help me with this and not send me to another person or a voicemail. she says ok and puts me on hold. here we are at 1:30, no fax, never got picked up off of hold, so i call back and now....NO ONE IN THE GOVERNMENT OFFICE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE!!!! it rings and rings and rings and goes to a directory. i have not been rude or impolite, or unprofessional in the least.

tullytown borough government is the least organized, least professional, and most incompetant township government in the history of the united states. i have to call people in zoning offices in every city, state, county, township, and borough in all of the country and i have never dealt with an office so stupid and unprepared to work as this government full of earls.


so Tullytown Pennsylvaina Government...guess what??


YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!!!












that is all.

drjoek
02-27-2008, 09:44 AM
Move out of Hooterville, Jethro
:innocent:

Kevin
02-27-2008, 09:46 AM
YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!!!


that is all.

If this does not get Gvac to break his fake lent, then i do not know what will.

topless_mike
02-27-2008, 09:54 AM
wouldnt that be some shit if she was a ron and fez fan as well?

Dougie Brootal
02-27-2008, 10:06 AM
wouldnt that be some shit if she was a ron and fez fan as well?

i would call in and say it to her on the show.

mendyweiss
02-27-2008, 10:06 AM
Is She Asian ?

Dougie Brootal
02-27-2008, 11:32 AM
Is She Asian ?

if she was, dont you think id be at the beer pong table screaming "wheres my zoning ordinance!?!?!?!?"

Knowledged_one
02-27-2008, 12:21 PM
i dont call it simplevania for nothing

along with Ohio, Pennsylvania would be a #16 seed in the tournament of states

topless_mike
02-27-2008, 12:28 PM
i dont call it simplevania for nothing

along with Ohio, Pennsylvania would be a #16 seed in the tournament of states

what odds would hippo give 'em?

Dougie Brootal
02-27-2008, 12:33 PM
here it is at 4:33 pm and i finally get my zoning ordinance. thanks alot, fucking cunt.

DiabloSammich
02-27-2008, 12:37 PM
i dont call it simplevania for nothing

along with Ohio, Pennsylvania would be a #16 seed in the tournament of states



I still think the Tournament of States is a great idea, KO. I hope you guys put it together one day.

It sounds like to much work for me. I'm a lazy prick.

DiabloSammich
02-27-2008, 12:38 PM
here it is at 4:33 pm and i finally get my zoning ordinance. thanks alot, fucking cunt.



See if you can get your buddy a job with Tullytown, PA.

topless_mike
02-27-2008, 12:38 PM
to quote cheech marin when the titanic pulled into ny port

better late than never

topless_mike
02-27-2008, 12:39 PM
See if you can get your buddy a job with Tullytown, PA.

:laugh:
fucking killer line !

Dougie Brootal
02-27-2008, 12:50 PM
See if you can get your buddy a job with Tullytown, PA.

sounds like he already works there!

drjoek
02-27-2008, 12:50 PM
here it is at 4:33 pm and i finally get my zoning ordinance. thanks alot, fucking cunt.

About time Zony Zonerton!!! Now go build the Bunny Ranch east or what ever your planning there

Knowledged_one
02-27-2008, 12:52 PM
I still think the Tournament of States is a great idea, KO. I hope you guys put it together one day.

It sounds like to much work for me. I'm a lazy prick.

I tell you what i will put it together

A prelim list, that i will post and allow discussion on and then the brackets will be out at tournament time

DiabloSammich
02-27-2008, 12:53 PM
I tell you what i will put it together

A prelim list, that i will post and allow discussion on and then the brackets will be out at tournament time


I'm down.

SinA
02-27-2008, 01:27 PM
I tell you what i will put it together

A prelim list, that i will post and allow discussion on and then the brackets will be out at tournament time

Prelim list? BULLSHIT! All 50 are in or I'm boycotting!

Delaware #1 mutherfuckers!