View Full Version : Will Kegel Exercises strengthen my penis , upto and including a full on errection?
jonyrotn
02-25-2008, 11:05 PM
Shortly after I turned 30,I noticed a marked decline in the girth and ridgidity of my self induced errections.. It doesn't seem to affect errections created by a female. In fact, my penis in a women's hands or mouth seems to have no end to its growth.
I suppose my question is, can I perform a type of calastetic to increase my all around penis performence? I would like to tighten up the overall presentation of my cock. Futhermore, it has recently come to my attention that Anthony has thrown Melinda is back out on the streets .Me and my half full hard on are not ready for her release..
topless_mike
02-26-2008, 04:51 AM
no.
sounds like there is a defective rod.
donnie_darko
02-26-2008, 05:00 AM
i knew this post would be from a chick.
sadly it wasnt..
now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
hexy68
02-26-2008, 05:02 AM
i knew this post would be from a chick.
sadly it wasnt..
now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
next time aim for the monitor...easier clean-up
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 05:16 AM
i knew this post would be from a chick.
sadly it wasnt..
now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
You better fucking call NO HOMO right fucking now!!!!
EliSnow
02-26-2008, 05:35 AM
Will Kegel Exercises strengthen my penis , upto and including a full on errection?
Are those boys at the bathhouse giving you crap about it?
PhishHead
02-26-2008, 05:55 AM
I wish my powers exceed just my forum.
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:06 AM
Are those boys at the bathhouse giving your crap about it?
I went to a bar called "The Blue Moon". I met a guy dressed in a leather motorcycle suit,the ass portion of said suit was removed. I ONLY danced with him..That is NOT gay! Because, luckIy in a loud and clear voice, I called "NO HOMO !!" ..
IamPixie
02-26-2008, 06:12 AM
I'm glad your cock is defective and hopefully it gets worse.
topless_mike
02-26-2008, 06:16 AM
troll...
Ritalin
02-26-2008, 06:23 AM
I'm glad your cock is defective and hopefully it gets worse.
Lesson # 456: Don't fuck with Pixie. She'll hurt your feelings for sure.
RhinoinMN
02-26-2008, 06:25 AM
http://www.sportable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/stafford-keg2.jpg
I may be way off here, but I don't know how this could help.
RhinoinMN
02-26-2008, 06:25 AM
Lesson # 456: Don't fuck with Pixie. She'll hurt your feelings for sure.
I thought that lesson was in the first ten.
grlNIN
02-26-2008, 06:36 AM
What do i do about this?
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:40 AM
I'm glad your cock is defective and hopefully it gets worse.
I'm glad your mouth is so fresh. Can I stick my defective cock in it? Again?
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:43 AM
Lesson # 456: Don't fuck with Pixie. She'll hurt your feelings for sure.
Tell her I said,"BRING IT ON BABY"..
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:45 AM
troll...
Douche..
IamPixie
02-26-2008, 06:45 AM
I'm glad your mouth is so fresh. Can I stick my defective cock in it? Again?
good one. I guess you really showed me.
EliSnow
02-26-2008, 06:46 AM
N/M
IMSlacker
02-26-2008, 06:46 AM
What do i do about this?
locky?
.
RhinoinMN
02-26-2008, 06:47 AM
What do i do about this?
Its probably safe to push the button now.
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:48 AM
N/M
She attacked me.. Unprovoked..
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 06:55 AM
I'm just trying to bring some NEW and inspired topics to this site, but everyone is so protective of their insulated web family they don't won't to hear from new people.. PS I've been a listener for about 9 years. That's longer than most so I am plenty qualified to post..
Then try doing so in a less crude and shock-postery way.
TheMojoPin
02-26-2008, 07:06 AM
Ugh.
topless_mike
02-26-2008, 07:12 AM
zzzzzzzz
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 07:19 AM
Someone please tell me what constitutes a quality thread. One, that will please everyone.. Because that's what the Ron & Fez show is all about..
jonyrotn
02-26-2008, 07:22 AM
zzzzzzzz
Show me the way Mike I wanna be accepted, by every single person..
RhinoinMN
02-26-2008, 07:25 AM
Someone please tell me what constitutes a quality thread. One, that will please everyone.. Because that's what the Ron & Fez show is all about..
That is impossible. quality threads are diamonds in the rough.
Look at the threads I have started. Very few, but bad.
Don't look for ideas to start threads, let the ideas come to you.
p.s. get an avatar and a sig pic. Then you will be cool.
PhishHead
02-26-2008, 07:27 AM
Then try doing so in a less crude and shock-postery way.
I second that.
Someone please tell me what constitutes a quality thread. One, that will please everyone.. Because that's what the Ron & Fez show is all about..
Read this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=52177).
If this is a serious malady, we'll talk about it in a serious manner. If you're making up some random thread to be funny, don't do it here.
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