Accountant or Oil Worker? Pick A Side

[BillyLiar]

I threw these together, incase anyone feels the need to declare their side in the accountant/oil worker survey.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8391/ct2ph2.jpg
or
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[C_T]

We've referenced this a lot on the show recently, so I copied and stickied the post for easy reference.

BillyLiar, once again - you are the man.

ct

[Dodgerchick]

We've referenced this a lot on the show recently, so I copied and stickied the post for easy reference.

BillyLiar, once again - you are the man.

ct

Ditto BillyLiar, this was an awesome idea :)

[RickMcCrank47]

call me an oil worker buddies. theres been no work coming through my shop, and ive been doing oil changes for weeks now.:wallbash:

ill have to change the sig pic later, cant save anything on work computers

[RickMcCrank47]

oil workers rule

[C_T]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/cthomer5000/ackbar.jpg

[Stedman]

i'd never want a full time desk job.

fuck a big pile of that, i like traveling and being outside sometimes.

[debit]

- You're not sure who your father is.
- You've had a giant growth on your lip for six months and you are assume it will go away.
- You consider Grade 9 your graduation year.
- You swear that you've seen a UFO even though you were drunk at the time.
- You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
- You've received an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.
- You've valet parked a snow plow.
- You think anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal.
- You quit your job because deer season's fixin' to start.
- Your checks feature a picture of dogs fighting.
- You've never called into the CT and Jivin show sober.

[wehitandrun]

I WANT to be an accountant, but I fear that I am living the life of an oil worker.

[RickMcCrank47]

I WANT to be an accountant, but I fear that I am living the life of an oil worker.

exaplin sir, how can we help? (trait of an Oil worker is helping out his fellow oil workers)

and dont fear being a blue collar man

[SchnitDick]

btw if you guys make these your sigs you can also make them links to this theead or ctandjivin.com or ctandjivinfans.com

if someone wonders what it means let them be able to figure it out

[Furtherman]

I'd make a better oil worker than accountant.

[Placebinex]

Thank you BillyLiar, your work is much appreciated.

[jivin]

et porn avatar...BRILLIANT!

[tdawg420]

et porn avatar...BRILLIANT!

Between that and digging up dead celebrities I have some questions for you :P

[Mark_in_FL]

Between that and digging up dead celebrities I have some questions for you :P



Famous last words....

[Dodgerchick]

Well I'm an "accountant" but when my contract expires (on June 19), I will be unemployed which, if I remember correctly, will put me in the "oil worker" category.

Countdown as of today:

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:smoke:

[shaan]

after some soul searching i have concluded
am i an accountant?
am i an oil worker?
nay i say, i am a glass sorter :(

[BillyLiar]

Glass Sorter:
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I'll leave it up to public concensus if we want to add "unemployed"
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[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Nice work Mr. Liar. :thumbup:

[JustJon]

Fucking hilarious

[SchnitDick]

i love it

[Devo37]

nay i say, i am a glass sorter :(

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/285/glassqi7.jpg

Outstanding!!!! :lol::thumbup:

[Melissa the Accountant]

i like traveling and being outside sometimes.
I really agree. At my last job I was a corporate auditor for an oil company and spent all summer traveling - it was great. I like the people at my new job better, but this is my first summer here and I know I'm going to really miss the travel. My travel season already would have started if I were still at my shitty old job, and I'd be in Baltimore or somewhere right now, relishing being away from my coworkers.

At least I don't feel as great a need to escape from my current coworkers.

Most people I talked to thought the frequent flyer thing would be awful, but it was great. I got a break from everyone in my life back home, saw interesting things and met interesting people, and racked up lots of travel points while I was at it. One of the jobs I considered before taking this one required international travel, like to Moscow and Sydney and Florence and stuff. A lot of people said, "Ugh, you will get so sick of that" but I actually was really interested in it.

[SchnitDick]

I really agree. At my last job I was a corporate auditor for an oil company and spent all summer traveling - it was great. I like the people at my new job better, but this is my first summer here and I know I'm going to really miss the travel. My travel season already would have started if I were still at my shitty old job, and I'd be in Baltimore or somewhere right now, relishing being away from my coworkers.

At least I don't feel as great a need to escape from my current coworkers.

Most people I talked to thought the frequent flyer thing would be awful, but it was great. I got a break from everyone in my life back home, saw interesting things and met interesting people, and racked up lots of travel points while I was at it. One of the jobs I considered before taking this one required international travel, like to Moscow and Sydney and Florence and stuff. A lot of people said, "Ugh, you will get so sick of that" but I actually was really interested in it.

My old job was an accountant for a Big 4 firm, and I loved the travel. They used to send me to Boston, NYC and Providence all the time, as well as some other places occasionally. I miss the travel sometimes, but my new job is sooooooo much better. I did lose my elite status at Marriott though, but oh well, being happier is better.

[Melissa the Accountant]

My old job was an accountant for a Big 4 firm, and I loved the travel. They used to send me to Boston, NYC and Providence all the time, as well as some other places occasionally. I miss the travel sometimes, but my new job is sooooooo much better. I did lose my elite status at Marriott though, but oh well, being happier is better.

I was kind of a nontraditional college grad, so I sort of missed the boat on what should have been my Big 4 experience. Since they do most of their recruiting in this area at the state schools, and I was doing an accelerated program at DeVry to play catch-up from my years spent on misguided liberal arts efforts at KU, they didn't come there and I didn't know any better than to just trust the people at DeVry when they said there wasn't anything particular I should be doing. I've had a lot of former Big 4 people tell me I'm crazy for even wanting to do that, but I really felt like I had missed out on a quintessential accounting experience - like everybody is supposed to do their "time" that way. It would be difficult to make the jump to public accounting at this point, though, so I don't think it's in the cards.

The main thing I think is annoying about it is that most employers want to see Big 4 on your resume - and some of them won't even look at you if you don't have it, CPA or no.

[JustJon]

My old job was an accountant for a Big 4 firm, and I loved the travel. They used to send me to Boston, NYC and Providence all the time, as well as some other places occasionally. I miss the travel sometimes, but my new job is sooooooo much better. I did lose my elite status at Marriott though, but oh well, being happier is better.

Did you get to keep the points?

[Melissa the Accountant]

If you're paying for the stays and submitting expense reports for reimbursement, you generally do. But at most hotel chains the elite status is based more on calendar year volume rather than cumulative volume. So if you stayed like 50 nights one year, you might get platinum status or whatever that chain calls it, but if you didn't have any stays the next year, you would lose that status eventually, although you would still keep the points you earned.

[SchnitDick]

I was kind of a nontraditional college grad, so I sort of missed the boat on what should have been my Big 4 experience. Since they do most of their recruiting in this area at the state schools, and I was doing an accelerated program at DeVry to play catch-up from my years spent on misguided liberal arts efforts at KU, they didn't come there and I didn't know any better than to just trust the people at DeVry when they said there wasn't anything particular I should be doing. I've had a lot of former Big 4 people tell me I'm crazy for even wanting to do that, but I really felt like I had missed out on a quintessential accounting experience - like everybody is supposed to do their "time" that way. It would be difficult to make the jump to public accounting at this point, though, so I don't think it's in the cards.

The main thing I think is annoying about it is that most employers want to see Big 4 on your resume - and some of them won't even look at you if you don't have it, CPA or no.
It was 2.5 years of hell, but I know for a fact that having Big 4 experience on my resume was a huge part of me getting this job.

What year did you graduate KU, I know a few people that went there
Did you get to keep the points?

100% of them, hotel, airlines all that stuff. Plus I put it on my personal credit card so I got the reward points too.

[JustJon]

100% of them, hotel, airlines all that stuff. Plus I put it on my personal credit card so I got the reward points too.

I know someone who is considering writing a book about people and the points because he is a correspondent for CBS and does a lot of traveling for them.

[Melissa the Accountant]

What year did you graduate KU, I know a few people that went there
Oh, it's nice of you to assume I graduated. I actually spent 3 years there changing my major, from fall 2000 to spring 2003. I started in software engineering, and liked the programming, but didn't like the people. Then I toyed with my major over my first summer and changed it from software to industrial design to entomology. Then I decided all that was dumb and I changed my major to Japanese and signed up for this trip to Japan after my junior year.

Then after spending almost 2 years in that, I decided it was an awful move, canceled my trip, dropped out, and spent the summer working in telemarketing until I started studying accounting at the accelerated DeVry program that fall. I only actually graduated a year or so late, since I managed to get done at DeVry in two years. Which sucked a lot, considering they hardly took any transfer credits at all and I basically had to start over from scratch.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Too much accountant talk, more oilfield talk is required. I bought a new 36" aluminum pipe wrench, and regreased my tubing benders. I just finished work for the day. 6:30am til noon and will pocket over 1k for my efforts. Damn it feels good to be gangster.

How many decs of gas did you produce today fellow oilworkers?

OILFIELD!

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

And please don't feel bad accountants, you know I love you. It is you who fills out my pay cheques.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Too much accountant talk, more oilfield talk is required. I bought a new 36" aluminum pipe wrench, and regreased my tubing benders. I just finished work for the day. 6:30am til noon and will pocket over 1k for my efforts. Damn it feels good to be gangster.

How many decs of gas did you produce today fellow oilworkers?

OILFIELD!

I hung an ass-load of siding, talked down to crackhead sheetrockers, finished the day in the rain, but got my check, drinking a beer and wouldn't even think of an office job.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

I'm with you there man, I have an office at work and I think I spend maybe a total of 3 hours a week in it. I hate it, it's even a nice office, accountants would probably kill for it. It's like 14' square with real walls, and a window, and a comfy chair for me and two more for clients that come it. I've got my own filing cabinets and 4x8 white board and bulletin board, I even have my own shredder. I'm getting depressed thinking about it right now, I hate that place. Hanging out in the outdoors producing gas, and tuning controls loops is the shit. The office can kiss my ass.

[Melissa the Accountant]

And please don't feel bad accountants, you know I love you. It is you who fills out my pay cheques.

No offense taken. And I've begun to think I have more of a blue collar personality in general, anyway. It's just that I'm a woman and not as suited to physical labor, also I could make more money by dressing up and sitting in an office doing math stuff.

[Dodgerchick]

Glass Sorter:
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I'll leave it up to public concensus if we want to add "unemployed"
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LOL

I paused this week's show to check it out, great job once again Billy! :)

[jivin]

just so all of billyliar's brilliant work is in one post for people to grab them from...

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[MJ4H]

I guess this one will have to do until there is a BAND DIRECTOR sigpic. I guess they are close to the same. Except I get summers off (starting now!).

[SchnitDick]

Melissa I don't know why they didn't like the accountant talk. At least we know we rule!!

[Melissa the Accountant]

At least we know we rule!!

That is why I do actually have separate accountant friends and other friends.

At my current job, I'm the sole accountant for a smallish nonprofit subsidiary company, so my boss the CFO is the ONLY other financial person aside from the AP people and our payroll lady. And she is way too busy to just hang out and be like "Bla bla bla accounting stuff bla bla fixed assets bla bla accruals". So I do in some respects miss having access to other employees who perform in a similar function at the same level as me, like I had at my old job.

Oh, except that almost everyone at my old job was a fucking cunt anyway.

At least being the single person that my boss relies on for all the day to day financial gruntwork means that my job probably isn't going anywhere.

[Brandon From Ohio.]

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Unemployed!

[SchnitDick]

That is why I do actually have separate accountant friends and other friends.

At my current job, I'm the sole accountant for a smallish nonprofit subsidiary company, so my boss the CFO is the ONLY other financial person aside from the AP people and our payroll lady. And she is way too busy to just hang out and be like "Bla bla bla accounting stuff bla bla fixed assets bla bla accruals". So I do in some respects miss having access to other employees who perform in a similar function at the same level as me, like I had at my old job.

Oh, except that almost everyone at my old job was a fucking cunt anyway.

At least being the single person that my boss relies on for all the day to day financial gruntwork means that my job probably isn't going anywhere.

yeah...i am one of 13 and we may be downsizing unfortunately due to corporate restructuring

[debit]

I'm the only accountant for a small manufacturing company in Calgary. Downsize my ass and no one gets paid. Job security!

[Melissa the Accountant]

I'm the only accountant for a small manufacturing company in Calgary. Downsize my ass and no one gets paid. Job security!

Yeah, the increased job security makes the lack of other accountants to talk to completely bearable.

[SchnitDick]

job security is always a good thing. make sure you hide how you did stuff too so no one can fill in when you are out sick haha

[scottinnj]

Melissa I don't know why they didn't like the accountant talk. At least we know we rule!!

I met an accountant when my company took over a rival pharmacy, and my boss brought in a bunch of investors to inject some cash to open up new offices. He came down from North Jersey, and went behind me to double check my work during the office and warehouse inventory. He was pretty cool, and we took breaks to smoke and he talked about his kids, so did I, blah blah blah.

My point is that I thought I was heading into a borefest of numbers and item codes. He made it fun, so accountants ain't that bad in my book.

[Melissa the Accountant]

job security is always a good thing. make sure you hide how you did stuff too so no one can fill in when you are out sick haha

You know what is sad? I have started writing what will basically amount to a manual on how to do my job. It's actually quite handy for my own reference, though. Sometimes when I think of a new way to do something, I don't always remember later what I did, if I don't write it down.

[Melissa the Accountant]

I met an accountant when my company took over a rival pharmacy, and my boss brought in a bunch of investors to inject some cash to open up new offices. He came down from North Jersey, and went behind me to double check my work during the office and warehouse inventory. He was pretty cool, and we took breaks to smoke and he talked about his kids, so did I, blah blah blah.

My point is that I thought I was heading into a borefest of numbers and item codes. He made it fun, so accountants ain't that bad in my book.

My accountant friend and I have these different types classified of accountant personalities. The ones who you'll generally do best with are just regular people who are a little on the nerdy side, maybe kind of hyperanalytical, but are easy to get along with and acceptably social. We consider these basically just "normal people accountants".

What you want to avoid are the people with tax accountant/actuarial personalities. These are the people who rebuff your efforts at non work related conversation, prefer things to be quiet all the time, and sit quietly and never talk to anyone unless it is others like them. They are not shy. Shy people yearn to be included but are afraid. These people are just antisocial and their ideal workplace would be them, an iPod, and no other human beings at all. Yuck.

Incidentally, I started out studying for an IT career in college and got out of it because I kept running into people with that tax accountant personality!

[scottinnj]

My accountant friend and I have these different types classified of accountant personalities.

You had me at "I live in in Kansas"-which automatically makes you a cool person.

Everything past that is gravy.

[Melissa the Accountant]

You had me at "I live in in Kansas"-which automatically makes you a cool person.

Everything past that is gravy.

So now I'm totally curious - do you have some connection with the state or are you just coincidentally the only living resident of New Jersey to consider Kansas a cool place? Most people form their opinion entirely based on:

1) Westboro Baptist
2) that embarrassing evolution thing
3) The Wizard of Oz

By the way. When I went to New Jersey for the first time I did not find it to be a terrible place like my coworker friend said it would be. And I understand your state is a major exporter of blueberries. So, I'm just saying, I respect all that.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

:surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender: Arrrrghghghghgghghgaaarrghghgghg :surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender:

Too much accountant talk ... must ... produce ... oil!

By the way has anybody seen "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" at the beginning of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" (should movie titles be in quotation marks?)

Accountancy would be awesome if that's how business was done. I would even consider taking the pay cut to become one. I think I love that short film almost as much as the rest of the movie.

[Melissa the Accountant]

:surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender: Arrrrghghghghgghghgaaarrghghgghg :surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender:

Too much accountant talk ... must ... produce ... oil!

By the way has anybody seen "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" at the beginning of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" (should movie titles be in quotation marks?)

Accountancy would be awesome if that's how business was done. I would even consider taking the pay cut to become one. I think I love that short film almost as much as the rest of the movie.

I could do without the falling off the end of the world part, but I appreciate your general sentiment.

[tdawg420]

:surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender: Arrrrghghghghgghghgaaarrghghgghg :surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender:

Too much accountant talk ... must ... produce ... oil!

By the way has anybody seen "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" at the beginning of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" (should movie titles be in quotation marks?)

Accountancy would be awesome if that's how business was done. I would even consider taking the pay cut to become one. I think I love that short film almost as much as the rest of the movie.


Chad...YES! OIL!!! We need more service rig, drilling rig, wireline, tongs, matting, BOP, Heavy weight, Picker, Bed truck, Winch Tractor, Instrumental tools, Husky, CNRL, ESSO, Primrose, Glendon, Dog House, Light plant, Shale Bin, Swamper, Rig Hand, Pump Jack, etc, etc, etc, talk. Enough accounting, and people sorting glass with the unemployed doing whatever the hell they do. You all need Oil. Maybe not the unemployed....You unemployed might as well be fuckin gravel truck drivers. Idiots(Maybe 2 people will get that one)...No offence to the unemployed. I'm sure your all terrific people. And I mean that.

You all take care and have a lovely rest of your day and tommorow and the future. Thank-you for your time. PEACE

Sincerely,
Trevor

[SlicedAlone]

I currently am an Oil Worker myself but I'd rather be an accountant.

[ChocotheClown]

...but my soul says I am a glass sorter.

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[MJ4H]

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[Brandon From Ohio.]

Sam, of Than and Sam, called Schnit and I out for having these in our sigs at FBA.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Is he the tall comic?

[SchnitDick]

Sam, of Than and Sam, called Schnit and I out for having these in our sigs at FBA.



oh no...i must find a way to make it up to them

[JustJon]

Sam, of Than and Sam, called Schnit and I out for having these in our sigs at FBA.

Which Than is he?

[SchnitDick]

Which Than is he?



He is the shorter gayer one

[Dan 'Hampton]

He is the shorter gayer one

The "Cuckier" one.

[jlehane3]

:drunk:Is he the tall comic?

Sam seems to have a schlight schpeesh pediment.:flush: Pic by Lonewolf http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/Lonewolf39dcaf7a053dc37L.jpg

[shaan]

Now, I have taken on the moniker of a glass sorter but i would like other peoples opinion on where i lay. For my job i regularly use pens and a notebook and i also take a laptop with me, but i also wear a hard hat and steel toed boots and safety glasses. i climb around on and inside huge pieces of equipment and boilers and the like and i work at construction sites. i am nearly always dirty at my job but i had to study and become certified to use equip ranging from electromagnetic yokes to multithousand dollar ultrasound machines and x ray systems. i work side by side with welders but i am the guy telling them if their work is good. where do i fall?:blink:

[JustJon]

Now, I have taken on the moniker of a glass sorter but i would like other peoples opinion on where i lay. For my job i regularly use pens and a notebook and i also take a laptop with me, but i also wear a hard hat and steel toed boots and safety glasses. i climb around on and inside huge pieces of equipment and boilers and the like and i work at construction sites. i am nearly always dirty at my job but i had to study and become certified to use equip ranging from electromagnetic yokes to multithousand dollar ultrasound machines and x ray systems. i work side by side with welders but i am the guy telling them if their work is good. where do i fall?:blink:

you go where the men work, but you watch them work? Accountant.

[jivin]

Now, I have taken on the moniker of a glass sorter but i would like other peoples opinion on where i lay. For my job i regularly use pens and a notebook and i also take a laptop with me, but i also wear a hard hat and steel toed boots and safety glasses. i climb around on and inside huge pieces of equipment and boilers and the like and i work at construction sites. i am nearly always dirty at my job but i had to study and become certified to use equip ranging from electromagnetic yokes to multithousand dollar ultrasound machines and x ray systems. i work side by side with welders but i am the guy telling them if their work is good. where do i fall?:blink:

you might be our first mulatto! i suppose you have a serious decision to make; a decision that will impact your life forever. do you go for the street cred & respect from the Oil Working men you are surrounded by or the stability and golf courses of the Accountants? Choose wisely or else!

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[Oilfield Canuck #3]

... or the stability and golf courses of the Accountants? Choose wisely or else!

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I think you are mistaken sir, I golf all the time, usually while being paid to do so. It's great having salesmen (accountants) coming out to try and sell me stuff, while they pay for my golf and drinking. Seems to me like the accountants are sucking up to the wealthy oilfield workers. Really all they exist for is to count our money.

Oilfield for life biotch.

[TheGameHHH]

I think you are mistaken sir, I golf all the time, usually while being paid to do so. It's great having salesmen (accountants) coming out to try and sell me stuff, while they pay for my golf and drinking. Seems to me like the accountants are sucking up to the wealthy oilfield workers. Really all they exist for is to count our money.

Oilfield for life biotch.

im calling you out right now.....theres no way living in Canada you golf "all the time". theres only about 2 months where you can go outside, its snowing every other month. LIAR

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

im calling you out right now.....theres no way living in Canada you golf "all the time". theres only about 2 months where you can go outside, its snowing every other month. LIAR

Oh you poor ignorant American, first of all, there is only snow on the ground 5-6 months of the year, so that means golfing for at least 5 months, second of all as an Oilworker I receive exorbitant pay cheques, which I use at my leisure to fly to places warm that do have golf courses, where I play golf, with my golf clubs. Third, ever hear of snow golf? Lots of fun if you aren't afraid of a little bit of cold weather. Contrary to unpopular american belief, minus 40 isn't that bad.

So I am calling you out for being uninformed and foolish, but the next time I'm out golfing I will knock a couple into the nearest water hazard for you, you know I love you ill informed Americans.

[shaan]

you might be our first mulatto! i suppose you have a serious decision to make; a decision that will impact your life forever. do you go for the street cred & respect from the Oil Working men you are surrounded by or the stability and golf courses of the Accountants? Choose wisely or else!

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Funny you should say that, technically my race would be mullato, dads black and moms white so i guess it makes sense that that would spill out into my job. Also i dont just watch workers work, i work too but my job is making sure their work is good.

[Brandon From Ohio.]

Oh you poor ignorant American, first of all, there is only snow on the ground 5-6 months of the year, so that means golfing for at least 5 months, second of all as an Oilworker I receive exorbitant pay cheques, which I use at my leisure to fly to places warm that do have golf courses, where I play golf, with my golf clubs. Third, ever hear of snow golf? Lots of fun if you aren't afraid of a little bit of cold weather. Contrary to unpopular american belief, minus 40 isn't that bad.

So I am calling you out for being uninformed and foolish, but the next time I'm out golfing I will knock a couple into the nearest water hazard for you, you know I love you ill informed Americans.


Words to live by.

[RickMcCrank47]

bump

[Misteriosa]

the pushy puerto rican from bar 9 chooses her side:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/rdawson2-1.jpg

:bye:

[Rake]

Oil Workers all the way!

[RickMcCrank47]

Oil Workers all the way!

i agree.... is this a new female oil worker though??

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

i agree.... is this a new female oil worker though??

Down boy, :lol:

Seriously though, I want to know this too.

[Schlitz001]

This lateral job on I'm on right now we were 10' MD away from being past the legal window boundary when we ran into some tight hole problems, of course. We wirelined and backed off what we could, but failed in retrieving the $2 million MWD equipment. We finally called it after 4 weeks of fishing when a wash tool twisted off. We're finally back to it and trying to time drill off a plug 1,000' back from where we were a month ago. Who are CT and Jivin BTW?

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Who are CT and Jivin BTW?

CT (Charleston Thomas Rockefeller III) and Jivin ( James Irving Rothschild) are two trust fund babies of wealthy families who are attempting to control the world through the magic of free podcast.

Obviously their massive wealth leaves them with a lot of free time enabling them to post a free podcast, sometimes as often as twice a month.

Most of their free time is devoted to "reckless science" and end of the world scenarios, these are of course actual game plans for when the Illuminati AKA their peers, overthrow civilization as we know it.

Much like the current Skulls and Bones society present at Yale, CT and Jivin have created the Oilfield vs Accountant society which will form up the militia of the new world order.

There are four classes in this new world order.

1) Oilfield workers - they produce energy, work hands on with tools and heavy machinery and generally get things done, they are the muscle behind the new world order.

2) Accountants - they count the money, they control the wealth, and are responsible for coming up with a new economy based entirely on the NWO's requirements for total control.

3) Glass Sorters - They sort glass, don't throw them away - honestly they exist solely because somebody is going to have to clean up after the first two groups, janitors and unskilled trades will fall into these categories. They are not glamorous, but they are required.

4) Unemployed - They serve no useful purpose to the NWO and will be executed on sight.

[jlehane]

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so,accountant?