And the Breast Pump says........

[landarch]

So my wife buys a new breast pump for herself (and our new daughter). It is one of those dual pump jobbers that has the sacks inside acting as a bellows. They make a whiissh, whooshh sound.

After using it for a while, she starts to catch the rhythm and I guess it starts to talk to her. She calls me back to our room where she is using it and says "Listen, it's saying Black Earl!"

Sure enough, I could hear it too. Blaaack --- Urrrrl, Blaaack ---- Urrrrl.

I told her it sounded more like "Black Girl".

I miss Iris.

[silera]

Sleep deprivation and temporary insanity working together are amazing.

[OGC]

This thread is useless without pictures. :furious:

[ravn816]

Sleep deprivation and temporary insanity working together are amazing.

:lol:

Sadly enough, since i was using a pump myself just a mere few months ago, and I haven't quite gotten over the sleep deprivation yet, I can envision this in my head perfectly.

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is useless without pictures. :furious:

X2.

And a tray of free samples. :blink:

[ravn816]

X2.

And a tray of free samples. :blink:

Would love to hand some out, but I'm all tapped out these days. Perhaps luvafroshows wife can oblige? :happy:

[Death Metal Moe]

Would love to hand some out, but I'm all tapped out these days. Perhaps luvafroshows wife can oblige? :happy:

What kinda hardware is she using?

[Team_Ramrod]

So my wife buys a new breast pump for herself

Now I'm horny :wallbash:

[legroommusic]

This thread is useless without pictures. :furious:

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50275308/Electric_Breast_Pump.jpg

[eeroomnhoj]

So my wife buys a new breast pump for herself (and our new daughter). It is one of those dual pump jobbers that has the sacks inside acting as a bellows. They make a whiissh, whooshh sound.

After using it for a while, she starts to catch the rhythm and I guess it starts to talk to her. She calls me back to our room where she is using it and says "Listen, it's saying Black Earl!"

Sure enough, I could hear it too. Blaaack --- Urrrrl, Blaaack ---- Urrrrl.

I told her it sounded more like "Black Girl".

I miss Iris.

Are you talking about the Lenny Kravitz song?

[Judge Smails]

Sure enough, I could hear it too. Blaaack --- Urrrrl, Blaaack ---- Urrrrl.

Peas Hold!

[landarch]

Are you talking about the Lenny Kravitz song?


Nope. Good song though.

i am referring to Iris from Bay Ridge Brooklyn. She has the News the Jews Can Use. One night she referred to Black Earl as "Black Girl" repeatedly. i don't remember the bit exactly, but i have it buried on a flash drive somewhere.

[SinA]

This thread is useless without pictures. :furious:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/0e/Black_earl_wiki.JPG

[Tenbatsuzen]

Speaking of which, Casey Elan's cleavage is the most popular picture in my flickr account. hmmm.

[nevnut]

Shouldn't this be merged with the "Racist Joke" thread?

[FUNKMAN]

This thread is useless without pictures. :furious:

http://www.christianbaxter.com/blog/uploaded_images/fainting_goat-765279.jpg

[MobCounty]

X2.

And a tray of free samples. :blink:

http://www.thecheeseshed.com/ekmps/shops/thecheeseshed/images/som-brie2%5Bekm%5D400x300%5Bekm%5D.jpg

Breast milk brie anyone?

[Fallon]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/0e/Black_earl_wiki.JPG

This person is useless. :furious:

[Fallon]

Speaking of which, Casey Elan's cleavage is the most popular picture in my flickr account. hmmm.

Penguins or nice tits?

The option was easy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Penguins or nice tits?

The option was easy.

Big Jew Tits.

[earthbrown]

I do the same thing...I come up with stupid things it sounds like...


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