What makes you instantly hate someone

[realmenhatelife]

An adult that brags about something from their youth.

Like I happen to just hear on American Idol the girl talking about how she was signed at 15 and had a record out at 17. Yeah? Guess what, we both made the same amount of money in the record business and I was working at starbucks.

[mikeyboy]

When I overhear a random stranger use the term "parlay" in a non-wagering conversation.

Example: "If I don't like working in a firm, I can always parlay my law degree for a job on the Hill."

[SatCam]

What makes you instantly hate someone

the color of their skin

[Devo37]

the content of their character.

[MobCounty]

If they have freckles.

[conman823]

People who have to draw attention to there "material worth" as soon as you meet them

(I.E. "Well I drive a Benz and have a Land Rover in the garage at home.")

its like there trying too hard to impress you when I couldn't care less.

Also, Guidos.

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[Ritalin]

name checking Jesus in a casual conversation.

[SatCam]

if they're muslim

[booster11373]

name checking Jesus in a casual conversation.


Ding thats a winner for me and I also would have accepted christian

[ToddEVF]

heyseeds, and where I am I'm surrounded by them

[sailor]

people who use "there" for both "their" and "they're" in the same post.

[Jughead]

When people don't respect every land mass in the USA.....And think they are better because of demographics....I know it just a bit.....

[weekapaugjz]

Like, when you are, like having, like a conversation with, like, somebody, and like, all they can say is like. UGH.

[MobCounty]

People with numbers in their board names.

[Snacks]

People who have to draw attention to there "material worth" as soon as you meet them

(I.E. "Well I drive a Benz and have a Land Rover in the garage at home.")

its like there trying too hard to impress you when I couldn't care less.

Also, Guidos.

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I always get a kick out of all the hate towards guidos. yet all the reasons and jokes about guidos are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a guido growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being Italian? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a guido and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a guido.

[Stedman]

I really hate it when i go out on a service call and then when i get there the customer asks me to cut corners to save them some money or asks me to go easy on them.

It may not sound like a big deal but when you get it a dozen times a day then the shock and awe at the bill you hand them it can get just downright appalling.

I had a guy tell me that he wasn't going to pay me one day because he didn't think what i did was worth what i was charging so i ripped the bill up and broke his shit again for him and told him good luck with the next guy he calls.

Felt fantastic.

[SinA]

name checking Jesus in a casual conversation.

probably the same people, but when someone ends a conversation or phone call with
"have a blessed day"

[TheMojoPin]

Guidos.

Albanians.

Guidos.

Guidos.

And Guidos.

[sailor]

Guidos.

Albanians.

Guidos.

Guidos.

And Guidos.

and hippos

[PapaBear]

When they call in for a prize after Fez cries.

[Fallon]

name checking Jesus in a casual conversation.

What's wrong with Jesus?

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/the_captain/images/content/photos/full_cast/full/6.jpg

[TeeBone]

The sentence, "I'm a life-long Democrat."

OR

A girl with a dream-catcher on her rear view mirror.

[MobCounty]

The sentence, "I'm a life-long Democrat."

OR

A girl with a dream-catcher on her rear view mirror.

I'd like to add, people who have a graduation tassle thats more than a years old, hangin from their rear view mirror.


Hmm, I might add garter's from the mirror to that one too..


.. oh and, people with a plastic set of balls hanging from their truck hitch.

[PapaBear]

A girl with a dream-catcher on her rear view mirror.
Even worse... Women who have their whole house (in most cases, mobile home) decorated with cheesy oil paintings and prints of Native Americans. Oh, yeah... and the painted plates on the walls, too.

http://www.theplatelady.com/native/moonandthesun-uwashil.jpg

[MobCounty]

Fuck, I hate people with dogs off leash..




err, who get mad when my leashed dog bites the shit outta them.

[MobCounty]

Even worse... Women who have their whole house (in most cases, mobile home) decorated with cheesy oil paintings and prints of Native Americans. Oh, yeah... and the painted plates on the walls, too.

http://www.theplatelady.com/native/moonandthesun-uwashil.jpg



Very very nice find.

[PapaBear]

People who say "stay dry" to me, when I'm working in the rain.

[hunnerbun]

Even worse... Women who have their whole house (in most cases, mobile home) decorated with cheesy oil paintings and prints of Native Americans. Oh, yeah... and the painted plates on the walls, too.

http://www.theplatelady.com/native/moonandthesun-uwashil.jpg


Fuck....who let you into my house?
























I am SOOOOOO kidding...I hate that tacky shit too.

[PapaBear]

People with this on the bumper of their SUV...

http://www.theouterbanks.com/obx/OBX_290.gif












I'm willing to bet that just offended some of the DC area board members. I apologize in advance.

[Snacks]

people with any and all bumper stickers. when i see and o&a or wow bumper sticker i want to plow into their car. and dont get me started with the jesus fish and all the religious bumper stickers.

[PapaBear]

people with any and all bumper stickers. when i see and o&a or wow bumper sticker i want to plow into their car. and dont get me started with the jesus fish and all the religious bumper stickers.
Please do. I could use a nice personal injury settlement.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0493copy.jpg


Actually, we could do a whole thread about bumper stickers that piss you off. If we did, after the OBX one, I'd add any variation of "My other car is..."

[Snacks]

Please do. I could use a nice personal injury settlement.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0493copy.jpg


Actually, we could do a whole thread about bumper stickers that piss you off. If we did, after the OBX one, I'd add any variation of "My other car is..."

you know i couldnt hate you but i do hate your car now!!! i never understood people destroying their car with a bumper sticker. not only does it make the car look ugly, it can destroy the paint.

[PapaBear]

you know i couldnt hate you but i do hate your car now!!! i never understood people destroying their car with a bumper sticker. not only does it make the car look ugly, it can destroy the paint.
So can shopping carts...
(http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55925&highlight=shopping+cart)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/dent.jpg



When I have a nice car, I'll worry about the paint.

[Mike Teacher]

Maybe its coz I'm a fossil but for me still, sorry if this means you...

If you talk on a cel phone while driving, you suck.

Yeah I know I know I'm old...

Still... you suck.

[Wow what I had originally instead of 'suck']

[conman823]

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards guidos. yet all the reasons and jokes about guidos are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a guido growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being Italian? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a guido and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a guido.

Jealousy? No. Rocker chicks were just as "giving" as those classy ladies you were bangin in club and down the shore. The difference was they weren't high maintenance spoiled rich Italian princesses. Trust me, I'm from Staten Island, I know what I'm talking about.

I always had my own style and Guidos all look alike.......just like guido chicks. You all can't see past the tan in a can and Armani logos.

[Mike Teacher]

Guidos? I live next to Belmar, NJ.

[Snacks]

Jealousy? No. Rocker chicks were just as "giving" as those classy ladies you were bangin in club and down the shore. The difference was they weren't high maintenance spoiled rich Italian princesses. Trust me, I'm from Staten Island, I know what I'm talking about.

I always had my own style and Guidos all look alike.......just like guido chicks. You all can't see past the tan in a can and Armani logos.

id rather have the high maintenance girls then rocker chicks. guidettes (haha thats a funny name) always looked sexier. I guess its always keeping up with the changing styles and looks. rocker girls never did it for me. well once. when i was in high school there was this 1 rocker girl. she hung with all the burn out rock guys, listened to rock, drove old beat up car like all the rock kids did and dated a guy who looked like 1984 david lee roth but it was 1991. She was so hot, but she did her hair, nails and most of her clothes were very guidetteish style.

how can you be from the island and not love the guidette girls? i used to go to the mall on the island just to meet some of the ladies. I used to date a girl that worked at the hooters on the island. her and all her friends used to be so hot. I bet they still are!

[commish13]

Yeah, I don't think any of us are jealous of guidos. I'm an Italian guy from North Jersey, and I go to school in Westchester. I have to move somewhere that there are no guidos. Hell, one kid from my HS graduating class was a Jew Guido. Dressed, looked and acted exactly like all of the rest of the guidos, but he's a Jewy motherfucker with the stereotypical rich family, with the geeky-looking father and all.

But yeah, no jealously. Let the guidos get all of the ridiculous bad tattoos they want, wear all the guinea tees, get the worst fake tans, have the silly friggin spiked hair, etcetera etcetera. And let them have the girls with the awful hair, terrible tans, ridiculous clothing, exorbitant amounts of makeup, and so on. Have a ball, guidos.

Wow, it really seems like I hate those people. I really don't. Couldn't care less, really. But listing things is fun.

[underdog]

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards guidos. yet all the reasons and jokes about guidos are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

What?

The girls guidos get I don't want. And they're certainly not hot. Unless you like awful fucking accents, bad hair, and awful fake tans.

[FUNKMAN]

Guidos? I live next to Belmar, NJ.

guidos in speedos

[FUNKMAN]

i hate people that hate people

[PapaBear]

i hate people that hate people
But you LOVVVE Paul O's ass!

[FUNKMAN]

But you LOVVVE Paul O's ass!

don't make ya a bad person

[commish13]

No, just a man-ass loving queer.

[jauble]

this does something everytime

http://emol.org/illinois/images/B00068D16G.01-A2QUBZRFQD7A2Q._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[keithy_19]

i hate guys with long, straight hair.

guys in tight pants.

and i hate people who dont commit or follow through on things.

[Chris from TX]

People who like 'Family Guy'

Sorry I hate you

[TeeBone]

Even worse... Women who have their whole house (in most cases, mobile home) decorated with cheesy oil paintings and prints of Native Americans. Oh, yeah... and the painted plates on the walls, too.

There is nothing beating those paintings, but I would like to add the still popular, Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rear-view as well.

[Bulldogcakes]

people who use "there" for both "their" and "they're" in the same post.

as THEY'RE telling you that you're wrong about something you posted here or THERE. Makes it hard to take THEIR argument seriously.

Pay attention, people. You know who you are.

[damainer]

name is black earl

[nevnut]

.. oh and, people with a plastic set of balls hanging from their truck hitch.

What if they actually cut a set off a bull and hug them off thier hitch?

[PapaBear]

i hate guys with long, straight hair.

guys in tight pants.

But what kind of guys do you love?:unsure:

[silera]

An adult that brags about something from their youth.

Like I happen to just hear on American Idol the girl talking about how she was signed at 15 and had a record out at 17. Yeah? Guess what, we both made the same amount of money in the record business and I was working at starbucks.

She wasn't bragging. Idol's been getting a lot of negative press due to the high number of previously signed artists/industry types that are currently in the top 24. They're obviously trying to downplay it.

I hate myself for knowing this but I have become a votefortheworst junkie.

[PapaBear]

She wasn't bragging. Idol's been getting a lot of negative press due to the high number of previously signed artists/industry types that are currently in the top 24. They're obviously trying to downplay it.

I hate myself for knowing this but I have become a votefortheworst junkie.
I learned about it from watching my local news last night. The funniest story to me, was the chick who had a record company spend 2 million bucks on production and promotion, and her album sold 400 copies.

[realmenhatelife]

She wasn't bragging. Idol's been getting a lot of negative press due to the high number of previously signed artists/industry types that are currently in the top 24. They're obviously trying to downplay it.

I hate myself for knowing this but I have become a votefortheworst junkie.

I'm sure, even if they didn't need to downplay that this year, they might throw that in her little featurette to establish her personality/story for ratings sake. She's the 'second chance' girl, or whatever. However, I would bet my balls that she drops that little nugget all the time to people she thinks are dumb enough to be impressed by it. Hearing her say it just reminded me of the other people I've known like that.

Also, anyone in their 20s that's really into their car.

[silera]

I'm sure, even if they didn't need to downplay that this year, they might throw that in her little featurette to establish her personality/story for ratings sake. She's the 'second chance' girl, or whatever. However, I would bet my balls that she drops that little nugget all the time to people she thinks are dumb enough to be impressed by it. Hearing her say it just reminded me of the other people I've known like that.

Also, anyone in their 20s that's really into their car.

She's been featured throughout the show thus far at least 1/2 a dozen time and didn't mention it once. She was always featured as the poor irish girl that didn't make it cuz her papers didn't come through.

[DJEvelEd]

Wearing this:
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1905273dt.jpg

[A.J.]

Not a thing. I'm a patient and tolerant person who finds no fault in others.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Wearing this:
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1905273dt.jpg


is that a devils rangers insult, or do u hate seeing me at events

I hate anyone under 30 who tries to act like they are 50 and all serious,. they dont laugh at obvious jokes and try to outsmart you. I want to kick people like that in the face

[jetdog]

People who are fans of Kevin Costner....

[Mike Teacher]

Wearing this:
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1905273dt.jpg

Just include all sports fans for me.

Sorry again if it hits home, but the last Super Bowl reminded me how utterly pathetic team worship is. Authentic sportswear? Wow I wish I had invented that scheme, best ripoff idea. Ever.

One person pays $20 for a bootleg jersey, the other $150 for a real one, and people think the guy who bought the bootleg got ripped off? Exactly the opposite.

[Furtherman]

I can't believe I read that people are "jealous of guidos".

No one was ever jealous of a guido. Appalled, even sad for, but never, ever jealous.


I hate the loudest person in the room. They're the weakest and will be the first to start a fight.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Just include all sports fans for me.

Sorry again if it hits home, but the last Super Bowl reminded me how utterly pathetic team worship is. Authentic sportswear? Wow I wish I had invented that scheme, best ripoff idea. Ever.

One person pays $20 for a bootleg jersey, the other $150 for a real one, and people think the guy who bought the bootleg got ripped off? Exactly the opposite.

Well, allow me to retort.

We had a thread about this previously. And the problem with Bootleg jerseys is that quite honestly, they look like shit.

Now, there's a difference between a replica jersey, a bootleg jersey, and an authentic jersey. Are you saying that the person who bought the REPLICA is the "tool", or the person who bought the "bootleg" is a tool?

I have no issue with replica jerseys, as long as they look "close enough". As Yankee replica jerseys have a name on the back of them, that's not close enough.

I admit I have a rather large sportswear collection. I like sports. Some people spend their money on DVDs. Some spend their money on computer equipment. I like sports. I won't yell at people or be one of those idiots who call into FAN to complain, but it gives me something that bonds with my friends.

[Marc with a c]

people that wear sports jerseys

[Tenbatsuzen]

people that wear sports jerseys

people who think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people that wear sports jerseys

im surprised you didn't quote the Jagr Jersey , It was gift wrapped with a bow for you sir

[Marc with a c]

people who think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot

i dont get it. she's hideous

im surprised you didn't quote the Jagr Jersey , It was gift wrapped with a bow for you sir

if i mentioned only the jagr jersey it would've taken matty out of the equation.

two bacon butts one stone sir.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i dont get it. she's hideous



if i mentioned only the jagr jersey it would've taken matty out of the equation.

two bacon butts one stone sir.


ahh, he is a Ranger Fan also, I think it would have hit him also


well I hate people who look handsome in Baseball uniforms , so there

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also u hate your self, sports jersey wearerer

[Marc with a c]

people who think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot

now i get it.

[AngelAmy]

when they talk to me

[TheMojoPin]

Anyone that has anything to do with NASCAR. Especially failed pitching phenoms who bet on it.

[Fallon]

this does something everytime

http://emol.org/illinois/images/B00068D16G.01-A2QUBZRFQD7A2Q._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self.
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3967/icecubeho4.jpg

[Earlshog]

a penis

[WampusCrandle]

when people use words or terms from urbandictionary.com

it really pisses me off when people think that they are ahead of the curve in anything, and feel superior - dumb cunts.

or when women arent considered senior citizens . . . grrrrr

[Dougie Brootal]

im not gonna check the thread first, im just gonna make the hack joke,


skin color.



wakka wakka!

[ADF]

If you talk loudly on public transportation. If you make a racist comment and aren't trying to be funny. If you spit on someone. If you're a playa.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who say wakka wakka

[Furtherman]

If you drink Yager-Bombs or Car-Bombs or any other kiddie drink.

[Earlshog]

If you drink Yager-Bombs or Car-Bombs or any other kiddie drink.


note to self don't order car bombs at the Quiet Women....


instantly can't stand people who say note to self...

[Furtherman]

note to self don't order car bombs at the Quiet Women....
...

To be fair, it's when a bar is crowded and people are waiting and someone has to order 6, 8 or even 10 for his friends. It's a waste of time and money.

[ADF]

Also, don't order Black and Tans at an Irish Bar.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

also people who take a beer chaser after a shot are on the list

[drusilla]

birkenstocks

socks with sandals

jean shorts on a dude

not getting a simple joke, or not laughing at racy humor

bible thumping

when someoen asks me "well did you ever think it was your brothers time to die?"

that last one will usually make me go ballistic on someone.

[mikeyboy]

the color of their skin

im not gonna check the thread first, im just gonna make the hack joke,


skin color.


wakka wakka!

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/thumb/1/18/Lose.jpg/200px-Lose.jpg

[angrymissy]

If you drink Yager-Bombs or Car-Bombs or any other kiddie drink.

:sad:

[angrymissy]

oh, oh I have a good one

Anyone who makes an OBAMA OSAMA joke.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

birkenstocks

socks with sandals

jean shorts on a dude

not getting a simple joke, or not laughing at racy humor

bible thumping

when someoen asks me "well did you ever think it was your brothers time to die?"

that last one will usually make me go ballistic on someone.


QFT, I instantly hate you if you wear socks and sandals

[FANDICK]

When someone drives slow in the left lane on the highway, too ignorant to notice that everyone is irate at them as they pass and too ignorant to notice they're slowing up the whole flow of traffic.

[Stedman]

even more than the people who drink it what really gets to me is when people will call Jagermeister "yay"

we dont have guidos here but i'm sure these are the same brand of people doing it that piss me off.

[foodcourtdruide]

If you think Obama is muslim or believe in a left-wing conspiracy to control media outlets owned by major corporations.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/thumb/1/18/Lose.jpg/200px-Lose.jpg

but i prefaced it with a warning, and punctuated with a "wakka wakka"!!:glurps:

[Dingbat_Charlie]

when people express their opinions as facts.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who have that stupid "Easy Button" on their desk

[Dougie Brootal]

people who have that stupid "Ban Button" as their avatar

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!:banning:

[Furtherman]

If you drink Yager-Bombs or Car-Bombs or any other kiddie drink.

:sad:

Well then we wouldn't be so hungover now, would we?

[IMSlacker]

QFT, I instantly hate you if you wear socks and sandals

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards socks with sandals wearers. Yet all the reasons and jokes about socks with sandals wearers are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a socks with sandals wearer growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being dorky? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a socks with sandals wearer and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a socks with sandals wearer.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards socks with sandals wearers. Yet all the reasons and jokes about socks with sandals wearers are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a socks with sandals wearer growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being dorky? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a socks with sandals wearer and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a socks with sandals wearer.

jealousy? no. I'd rather be a north shore dork than bang those hairy-pitted, patchouli wearing sandal-sockettes.

[Furtherman]

IMSlacker.... NICE. :laugh:

[commish13]

When someone drives slow in the left lane on the highway, too ignorant to notice that everyone is irate at them as they pass and too ignorant to notice they're slowing up the whole flow of traffic.

In a similar vein, I hate people who fuckin' get on my ass when I'm driving 85 in the left lane and I'm about a car length and a half behind the guy in front of me as if I'm going slow. They look annoyed as they tailgate me, eventually get a chance to pass me on the right, then cut me off and tailgate the person who was in front of me and then do the exact same to that person.

That once happened to me twice in one drive, both by fuckin' early 20-something year old girls who probably (and hopefully) crashed not long after passing me.

[Furtherman]

In a similar vein, I hate people who fuckin' get on my ass when I'm driving 85 in the left lane and I'm about a car length and a half behind the guy in front of me as if I'm going slow.

Same here.

I'll move over for them, EXCEPT... if they flash their lights at me. Then I purposely make sure they can't get by as I come along someone on the right hand lane. I don't know what it is, but that's the only thing that will piss me off when driving.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards socks with sandals wearers. Yet all the reasons and jokes about socks with sandals wearers are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a socks with sandals wearer growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being dorky? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a socks with sandals wearer and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a socks with sandals wearer.

jealous, I make fun of the people walking in the street wearing socks with sandals, I have no care towards their lives and how they score or not

it is silly looking

[underdog]

Same here.

I'll move over for them, EXCEPT... if they flash their lights at me. Then I purposely make sure they can't get by as I come along someone on the right hand lane. I don't know what it is, but that's the only thing that will piss me off when driving.

I don't get this.

Flashing their lights is what they are SUPPOSED to do to get you to move.

If you're in the left lane and there's no one to the right of you, you're the problem. Even if there's a car in front of you. They're doing the same fucking thing as you. Get the fuck out of my way so I can go faster than you.

[Stedman]

i agree completely.

i was nearly in a wreck one evening because of some asshole who thought he was going plenty fast enough to be in the left lane.

Dude was in the left lane doing about 65 and rush hour traffic was slowly funneling through the right lane to get around him and some badass that was doing over 80 got caught off guard by the left lane douchebag and ended up having to pass him in the turnlane as i was making my way around the 65 guy. When i got around him i pulled into the left lane not knowing about Dr. hardcore turnlane and we tried to merge into the same place. Dr. turnlane ended up taking the ditch on the other side of the road and i pulled over to make sure he was ok. a couple seconds later 65 guy turned around and cameback just bitching up a storm about how he was already speeding and theres no reason that the 4000 other cars on the highway at that same time needed to get anywhere any faster than he was going.

Luckily Dr. Turnlane had sprained his wrist or i figure i would have gotten to see 65 guy beat to death right there.

[FANDICK]

In a similar vein, I hate people who fuckin' get on my ass when I'm driving 85 in the left lane and I'm about a car length and a half behind the guy in front of me as if I'm going slow. They look annoyed as they tailgate me, eventually get a chance to pass me on the right, then cut me off and tailgate the person who was in front of me and then do the exact same to that person.

That once happened to me twice in one drive, both by fuckin' early 20-something year old girls who probably (and hopefully) crashed not long after passing me.

Yeah, if there's someone in front of you or a line of traffic, I don't get mad at THEM or tailgate them...I get mad at the tool at the front of the line who refuses to move and slows everybody down.

Particularly when the right lane has a lot of traffic.

And yeah, it doesn't matter if you're speeding or not, if someone is going faster than you, you need to get the fuck out of the way.

[TheMojoPin]

when someoen asks me "well did you ever think it was your brothers time to die?"

You're either hanging around too many supervillains or complete assholes.

[joethebartender]

Most white kids with a "59FIFTY" sticker on their hat with a straight brim.

http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/c1/2b/973a_1.JPG

[IMSlacker]

jealous, I make fun of the people walking in the street wearing socks with sandals, I have no care towards their lives and how they score or not

it is silly looking

Your jealousy is so transparent it isn't even funny. Just put on the socks and sandals already. Set yourself free.

[Judge Smails]

Popped Collars

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3699/coolmodivatepg0.jpg

[jetdog]

People who take it upon themselves to advertise for a national radio show on a messageboard not dedicated to that show

[sailor]

if they sell cruises.

[DiabloSammich]

if they sell cruises.


What if they have a job where they are supposed to sell cruises, but they are so inept they don't actually sell any?

[Team_Ramrod]

Guys who wear tight pants, skater shoes with the pants tucked behind the tongue, and hair that covers one eye.

[sailor]

What if they have a job where they are supposed to sell cruises, but they are so inept they don't actually sell any?

that'd at least be funny.

[Mike Teacher]

Well, allow me to retort.

We had a thread about this previously. And the problem with Bootleg jerseys is that quite honestly, they look like shit.

Now, there's a difference between a replica jersey, a bootleg jersey, and an authentic jersey. Are you saying that the person who bought the REPLICA is the "tool", or the person who bought the "bootleg" is a tool?

I have no issue with replica jerseys, as long as they look "close enough". As Yankee replica jerseys have a name on the back of them, that's not close enough.

I admit I have a rather large sportswear collection. I like sports. Some people spend their money on DVDs. Some spend their money on computer equipment. I like sports. I won't yell at people or be one of those idiots who call into FAN to complain, but it gives me something that bonds with my friends.

Maybe this would be a better example,or not.

Those purses that cost $400? Or $2,000 dress? The $6000 Rolex? In my opinion, paying that much for any of that is getting ripped off, before the bootleg issue even enters the picture. Just the way I see it.

Maybe it boils down to this [i missed the thread]; I dont know how much a real sports uber-authentic jersey costs, and costs to make, but I have the feeling the markup on those are just surreal.

Bootlegs do look like shit. Absolutely. Agreed. I just feel that guy who wears the bootleg, and is fine with it being a boot, isnt getting ripped off as much.
=

Not sure if this one was mentioned yet, but today I had this:

Youre out and overhear someone explaining a news story, hell explaining anything, and they're getting it dead wrong, but theyre so confident sounding. I have to hold myself back from correcting them. Not in 'The Shining' way. Well, maybe...

One dude was explaining to another dude why they were shooting down a satellite [Google News, they did it] and he was getting it so utterly wrong, and sounding like he knew what he was saying...

Wow that sounds elitist; but there it is...

[hurl]

[TheMojoPin]

Guys who wear tight pants, skater shoes with the pants tucked behind the tongue, and hair that covers one eye.

Sheepy shaved his head.

[mendyweiss]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0215082mugs10.jpgPopped Collars

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3699/coolmodivatepg0.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Sheepy shaved his head.

too late, first impressions already got me.

[commish13]

I don't get this.

Flashing their lights is what they are SUPPOSED to do to get you to move.

If you're in the left lane and there's no one to the right of you, you're the problem. Even if there's a car in front of you. They're doing the same fucking thing as you. Get the fuck out of my way so I can go faster than you.

See, I agree. But when I'm going 85 in a 55 already, I shouldn't have to speed up. Nobody else is going over 85 except for the bitch tailgating me, and she does that, cuts me off, then waits until she can pass the guy in front of me that's now in front of her, and then she continues to weave in and out.

That's really what I hate. Assholes who don't stay in one fucking lane on the highway. Don't weave. Pick a lane and stay in it for a while. Those are the people who cause accidents. Because they're the only person in the world and they have to get where they are going SO badly that they have to drive 50 over the speed limit and weave in and out of traffic. And what's also horrific are the people who stay in the left lane the whole time right up until they have to get to their exit, and they move over 3 lanes to just barely make it to their exit.

KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET OFF AND START GETTING OVER A COUPLE EXITS EARLY YOU ASSFUCK

[eeroomnhoj]

Even worse... Women who have their whole house (in most cases, mobile home) decorated with cheesy oil paintings and prints of Native Americans. Oh, yeah... and the painted plates on the walls, too.

http://www.theplatelady.com/native/moonandthesun-uwashil.jpg

And those pictures of crying clowns.

And Emo Kids

[keithy_19]

Hispanic males.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your jealousy is so transparent it isn't even funny. Just put on the socks and sandals already. Set yourself free.


:lol:

never

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What if they have a job where they are supposed to sell cruises, but they are so inept they don't actually sell any?

Die
if they sell cruises.

Die

[TeeBone]

If There...name is black earl

One could make a claim for the misuse of the word 'there.'

Not so much hate, but annoying at times. I'm sure we've all done it but it was begging to be pointed out.

[sailor]

people who multi-quote out of order.

[Death Metal Moe]

There are certian people and certian looks I would distrust faster than others, but hate is a very strong word I save for actually HATING things. When I say hate I want it to mean something, so I can't instantly hate anyone.

[JerseySean]

When I overhear a random stranger use the term "parlay" in a non-wagering conversation.

Example: "If I don't like working in a firm, I can always parlay my law degree for a job on the Hill."

I'm gonna parlay this into saying that I hate anyone who would want to work on the Hill.

[conman823]

When you first meet someone its all in the eyes MMMAAAANNNNN!!

Seriously, I can usually size up someone with a good handshake and look in their eyes.

[drusilla]

You're either hanging around too many supervillains or complete assholes.

i wish they were super villains. then i would be able to say something like:

by grabthar's hammer... by the sons of warvan... you shall be avenged!


instead it's usually said by god fearing assholes who i then have to tell them things like santa claus isn't real

[underdog]

And what's also horrific are the people who stay in the left lane the whole time right up until they have to get to their exit, and they move over 3 lanes to just barely make it to their exit.

KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET OFF AND START GETTING OVER A COUPLE EXITS EARLY YOU ASSFUCK

God, that drives me nuts. I started trying to see them moving ahead of time, and I'll whip over into the inner lanes and make them miss the exit. I've actually come to near full stops on the highway just stopping people from making the exit after they try to move over 4 lanes in less than a 1/4 mile.

I drive like I'm in a hurry, but I really have nothing to do. So I really enjoy fucking with people on the road.

[Coach]

1)Touchy-feely people..shaking my hand is fine..molesting it with both hands and tapping my shoulder and/or hugging me if I just met you...no way!
2)Women who smell of haispray and cosmetics..and look it.
3)People who unnecessarily use big words and/or literary quotes because they think they are smarter than you. (I looove the ones who use them incorrectly and I get a chance to correct them!)
4)Parents who think their kid is perfect
5)People who talk down to me and act like they have class..goes hand in hand with # 3...I cannot tell you how I enjoy formal dinner parties so I can watch/teach people which piece of silverware to use.

[TeeBone]

I think you may have become what you hate in people. You enjoy correcting/teaching them, right? Being somewhat of a sesquipedalian myself, I take offense to your harshness and obvious mistakes in contextual denotation. Perhaps we can discuss this over a nice bisque at the club. Just be sure to use the correct spoon, Montana. Look for me, I'll park my sedan near the entrance. It's the one with the 'My son just made the honor roll' sticker on it. I'll be sure to greet you with a firm handshake and a pat on the back. See you soon, Montana.

[DJEvelEd]

Rich powerful people who put gag orders on their competitors, while pretending to be a champion of free speech.

[Furtherman]

I don't get this.

Flashing their lights is what they are SUPPOSED to do to get you to move.

If you're in the left lane and there's no one to the right of you, you're the problem. Even if there's a car in front of you. They're doing the same fucking thing as you. Get the fuck out of my way so I can go faster than you.

Sorry, but when I'm in the left lane I'm going 80-90... I'm passing those in the right lane, and when someone comes up on me and I have a chance to let them pass, I will.

But if they flash their lights at me... well fuck their impatient ass, now I'm not moving. Besides, if you're going 100 - you're way more dangerous than me and should slow down.


And yeah, it doesn't matter if you're speeding or not, if someone is going faster than you, you need to get the fuck out of the way.

I will. Just don't flash your lights at me.


I drive like I'm in a hurry, but I really have nothing to do. So I really enjoy fucking with people on the road.

OK Lord Humungus, maybe you should stay off the road.

[underdog]

OK Lord Humungus, maybe you should stay off the road.

But then I'll have no joy in life! :glurps:

[Thebazile78]

But then I'll have no joy in life! :glurps:

There's a special place in Hell for drivers like you.

[Thebazile78]

Sorry, but when I'm in the left lane I'm going 80-90... I'm passing those in the right lane, and when someone comes up on me and I have a chance to let them pass, I will.

But if they flash their lights at me... well fuck their impatient ass, now I'm not moving. Besides, if you're going 100 - you're way more dangerous than me and should slow down.

I'd rather have someone's headlights flashed at me than have their horn honked at me.

Honking out of impatience pisses me off and engages my middle finger & brake pedal a lot faster than it'll engage my acceleration. It also turns me into the mistress of the brake-check and the douchiest driver on the road.

And I only flash my brights at people doing a snail's pace in the center lane...I hate having to pass them on the left because I drive a car with a 4-cylinder engine, so it's tough to pick up the speed I need so that I don't get smacked by the left-lane dudes and passing on the right is foolhardy on the Turnpike.

I get more pissed at the fuckos who cross 8 toll-plaza lanes at interchange 13A to get onto the Turnpike, but don't realize that the northbound ramp is ALLL the way to the left, but they just HAD to go through the toll lanes on the right.

Or the assmunch women who drive like women-drivers who STOP DEAD in the middle of the ramps to the car lanes & truck lanes because they can't figure out that they both go South....

























OK, I admit it, I have road rage issues.

[underdog]

There's a special place in Hell for drivers like you.

To be fair, I usually just go after and annoy bad drivers. People who block the fast lane and people who wait until the last second to move over 4 lanes. Also, people who go onto highways at like 20 MPH, then move into the middle lane while I'm trying to go around them.

[A.J.]

I'd rather have someone's headlights flashed at me than have their horn honked at me.

Honking out of impatience pisses me off and engages my middle finger & brake pedal a lot faster than it'll engage my acceleration. It also turns me into the mistress of the brake-check and the douchiest driver on the road.

And I only flash my brights at people doing a snail's pace in the center lane...I hate having to pass them on the left because I drive a car with a 4-cylinder engine, so it's tough to pick up the speed I need so that I don't get smacked by the left-lane dudes and passing on the right is foolhardy on the Turnpike.

I get more pissed at the fuckos who cross 8 toll-plaza lanes at interchange 13A to get onto the Turnpike, but don't realize that the northbound ramp is ALLL the way to the left, but they just HAD to go through the toll lanes on the right.

Or the assmunch women who drive like women-drivers who STOP DEAD in the middle of the ramps to the car lanes & truck lanes because they can't figure out that they both go South....

























OK, I admit it, I have road rage issues.

You sound completely sensible to me.

[FANDICK]

I will. Just don't flash your lights at me.

To be honest, the only time I've ever done that is if the fucker just won't move and is going the same speed as the person in the right lane...making it impossible for me to pass.

I don't usually flash my lights but I HAVE heard that it IS proper etiquette to do that.

Besides, if you move over as soon as you can, why WOULD anyone flash their lights at you?

[Furtherman]

Besides, if you move over as soon as you can, why WOULD anyone flash their lights at you?

Because they're impatient. They move up really fast, and before I can even make sure it is OK for me to move over, they're flashing away and sometimes it's accompanied with honking.

I remember one time on the PA Northeast Extension some guy going well over 100 and he was flashing his lights at me from half a mile away. I stayed at the same speed, probably around 80, but sorry asshole... if you just had some patience and actually gave a shit about other drivers, I would have gladly moved.

It's probably only happened to me a handful of times. My point is, the flashing instantly makes me hate that person. I don't even know why... .must be a territorial thing.

[Judge Smails]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v665/wneilson82/NonSports/1101_missing_letter.jpg

[FANDICK]

Because they're impatient. They move up really fast, and before I can even make sure it is OK for me to move over, they're flashing away and sometimes it's accompanied with honking.

I remember one time on the PA Northeast Extension some guy going well over 100 and he was flashing his lights at me from half a mile away. I stayed at the same speed, probably around 80, but sorry asshole... if you just had some patience and actually gave a shit about other drivers, I would have gladly moved.

It's probably only happened to me a handful of times. My point is, the flashing instantly makes me hate that person. I don't even know why... .must be a territorial thing.

Well yeah, that guy was an ass. Sounds like he was like, "Here I come people, so move so I don't even have to slow down"

[WampusCrandle]

Justin Bartha . . . or anyone who acts like they are too cool for the room even though they arent

[EffMeBoobs]

Unibrows.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/missinglink.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

jealous, I make fun of the people walking in the street wearing socks with sandals, I have no care towards their lives and how they score or not

it is silly looking

That is pretty ridiculous. And anyone who wears shoes or sneakers in the summertime with no socks makes me want to vomit.

Sandals-no socks

Shoes or sneakers-wear some fucking socks, please.

I wouldn't say I hate these people, but I certainly hope they don't procreate.

[TheMojoPin]

Anyone who wears sandals in an urban setting is a vile savage. A city is like a giant toilet. At least with our shoes, we can take them off outside or the door or right inside. With sandals, you get all the city filth all over your feet and then track it wherever you're going.

[sailor]

I remember one time on the PA Northeast Extension some guy going well over 100 and he was flashing his lights at me from half a mile away. I stayed at the same speed, probably around 80, but sorry asshole... if you just had some patience and actually gave a shit about other drivers, I would have gladly moved.

a few weeks ago i was doing 65 (speed limit 55) in the middle lane and got flashed a few times by one guy. that was confusing and infuriating. go the fuck around me.

[DJEvelEd]

I don't have to travel Rt. 78 anymore and I don't miss it one bit. I HATED the people in such a rush, doing ANYTHING to get just one single car ahead, the people not paying attention, the kids weaving in & out, the assholes cutting other assholes off, the old people driving slow with their blinkers on, the truck drivers kicking up rocks cracking my windshield, the troopers out to make a buck, the potholes, the guy with kids in the car who drives on the shoulder to pass trucks, the cell phone talkers in the fast lane, you name it buddays, I've seen it! I HATE that God forsaken road!

...and I've NEVER gotten Wowed in 10 years of driving Rt. 78!!!
Hate is not a strong enough word. :thumbdown::annoyed:

[Devo37]

I can usually size up someone with a good handshake and look in their eyes.

god, how i hate someone with a dead-fish handshake!

ACT LIKE A MAN!!! WHATSAMATTA WITH YOU!!!

[underdog]

a few weeks ago i was doing 65 (speed limit 55) in the middle lane and got flashed a few times by one guy. that was confusing and infuriating. go the fuck around me.

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. You were in the middle lane, all the guy had to do was change lanes and go.

[conman823]

god, how i hate someone with a dead-fish handshake!

ACT LIKE A MAN!!! WHATSAMATTA WITH YOU!!!

Or even worse, the dead fish/ clammy handshake. Its like shaking hands with a fucking waterhead

[jonyrotn]

I always get a kick out of all the hate towards guidos. yet all the reasons and jokes about guidos are the same reason they get all the pussy in fact all the hot pussy. I dont think its hate, its jealousy.

To be honest Im glad I was a guido growing up and into my 20's. I had a ton of fun, went to the best CLUBS and parties down the shore, in the city etc. Maybe its growing up in north jersey or being Italian? I would bet if you took 10 normal, hot girls and had them choose between a guido and anything else hot , (shallow girls) would choose a guido.

Guido? Oh no! No,no,no,no..You must use the Old world Roman title, Doucci-Baggious- Coccinni-Suxerous..Translated literally means, I'm a Guido.How's my hair? Then people will know exactly how smart,sexy and down right terrific you really are..
Wait I have a better idea.. Drop some "E",sell your gold and jump off the leaning tower of Pisa..

[MobCounty]

Line cutters.. and those fuckers who try to squeeze in at the last possible moment on the road.

[LaBoob]

Line cutters.. and those fuckers who try to squeeze in at the last possible moment on the road.

I hate people who just drift into the next lane while they're driving and almost hit me. Two weeks ago on the BQE one guy almost drifted into me and I honked, only to have the guy behind him come up and almost do the same freakin thing!
Eyes on the road, people!

[Jujubees2]

Smokers. Especially smokers like JackStraw who think it okay to smoke outside around fat women.

[PapaBear]

This doesn't exactly make me hate, but it has to do with assholes behind the wheel. This just happened to me about an hour ago, and it happens a lot.

I'm at a red light, waiting to turn right on red. As I'm watching oncoming traffic, a car pulled up next to me in the left turn lane. She pulled up about 6 feet past the line and I could no long see oncoming traffic. I inch forward so I can see, then she does the same thing. Every time I inch forward, she does too. WTF!? It's not like she'll be able to do a left turn on red when the way is clear. What a bitch!:furious:

[saxon brat]

Hi all

I hate perpetual victims and one-uppers.

Frequently it is a package deal.

[PapaBear]

Hi all

I hate perpetual victims and one-uppers.

Frequently it is a package deal.
I had someone two-up me the other day. It hurt.

[Mullenax]

1. Sporting a suspect tan...
2. Having no idea how a 4-way stop works.
3. Girls claiming they'll drink any guy "under the table".
4. Midriff shirts and earpiece cell phones.
5. Total Strangers: Ask me where I got my "ink" done, then show me your shitty old tattoo.:thumbdown:
Only war vets can get away with that!<p>
<img src="http://ms2.naplesnews.com/npdn/content/img/photos/2007/11/10/071018NS-BrennanJim_t220.JPG" height=150 width=100>

[SyndicateParish]

Hi all

I hate perpetual victims and one-uppers.

Frequently it is a package deal.

... goddamn agreed.

I have a friend that once mockingly said about someone else who was perpetually a victim, "Whats the point of being wounded if you can't tell anyone?..." I thought the notion was brilliant.

I also hate people who say "It's time I did something for myself for once..". This one is often found with "My needs are not being met..". Usually these comments are associated to some kind of therapy session and the fact the person is unselfish to a fault... Yeah, right.

[epo]

Faux-Hawk.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/uncool/mohawk.jpg

[SyndicateParish]

Anyone who thought it was cool to call someones chick a cunt.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who use change for the express bus

[epo]

Anyone who thought it was cool to call someones chick a cunt.

There is no reason to work blue.