I need some Friends

[carsonogin]

OK, here's the deal. I travel all the fucking time now for work. I work in and around New-North_east, fuck I don't know all the Brunswick's in NJ.

I figured I'd meet people to hang with at work, but I work with a shitload of stiffs. Any one from here live near or hang near, ummm, I guess I'm right near Rutgers.

What I am looking for in friends:

Interests:
Comedy - If you're reading this you probably are a fan of this choise of artistry. "We're artists!" - Opp opp
Beer - I drink wrong amounts of bud light, and I don't care if you like a more "quality" beer I will never make you drink one of mine, and to keep you from drinking what I bring. I will always bring what you like to drink. Please, do not ask me to try one of your fancy beers. I'm white trashed raised, and like to drink accordingly.
Music: I like most everything. Rap I could live without these days, from 88 to 92 I could not live without, go figure.
Video Games: Yes. I enjoy. I travel with a Wii. I'm just waiting for NES Track and Field to be released. I'll destroy 92% of the competition on that.
Smoking: Marlboro Lights, same WT reasoning as the beer. It's what I like, and I'd like to be able to smoke in your house. Although, I own a house, and I am not allowed to smoke in it. I'd like to say it was something cool like I made my house out of half full, slowly leaking propane tanks, but my wife just doesn't like the smell.
Smoking_1.a: Yeah I like that too.
Sports: This is tough, as you all must love the Giants right now. I'm from Boston, so rip away. Any softball players that need help I will be here probably at least once a week from now until the foreseeable future. I'm a outfielder and will be willin to travel 40 minutes from Somerset, NJ.

Ahh, that's all I can think of.

This is a shameless reach out for anyone that's remotely cool around here.

Me - "Hey look there's a liquor store over there."
My Boss - "If you get this excited to see a liquor store, I think you may have a problem."

[thepaulo]

hi....nice to meet you....but be careful in here...there are lots unsavory characters.

[Hottub]

hi....nice to meet you....but be careful in here...there are lots unsavory characters.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[carsonogin]

hi....nice to meet you....but be careful in here...there are lots unsavory characters.

That's exactly what I am looking for.

[carsonogin]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

And, I've been banned from here at least once.

[Sinestro]

Is your wife looking for friends??? Is she a :thumbup: or :thumbdown:.

[cupcakelove]

Smoking is gross.

[Reephdweller]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


It's true. I once went to a moderators house in Bergenfield, for laughs and pizza.


I was raped.


http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2007/0723/20070723_111816_6A_evidence_graphic_500.jpg

[Ritalin]

Smoking is gross.

But it's one of his interests. You know, like a hobby or an activity.

An icebreaker, if you will.

[carsonogin]

An icebreaker, if you will.

For some people it's a deal breaker.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I work in East Brunswick, I like Beer

I hate the Yankees and last but not least


I'm a Scorpio :wub::wub:

[DiabloSammich]

If you had built your house out of half-full leaky propane tanks, we would have been aces my friend.


But alas, I have no time for you.

[hurlmon]

I'm white trashed raised, and like to drink accordingly.

I love that line. :thumbup:

[topless_mike]

everyone around rutgers has some kind of vd. but the women are goers.
its like going all in with a pair of queens: sometimes you win, sometimes you dont.

[Judge Smails]

I live in East Brunswick. I showed my wife your post, but she said I'm not allowed to play with you. Sorry.

[topless_mike]

im sure Lord Jezo is always down to hang out with you around Rutgers.

[Kris10]

I thought the post was really cool and I feel the same way lately because my closest friends are out of state. :dry: College and military friends to be honest. But I have a 4 yr old so she puts a damper on things plus I'm a chick and your woman wouldn't go for that. Sorry my friend!

[Team_Ramrod]

Friends are over rated. I'd just go back to the travel, playing wii and Craigslist.

That's all you need.

[Jughead]

Hi Im Jughead i don't fit in here very well ....I need every friend i can get.....Don't be a braggin ok???:bye:

[carsonogin]

I work in East Brunswick, I like Beer

I hate the Yankees and last but not least


I'm a Scorpio :wub::wub:

I'm going to spam the thread responding to everyone, sorry everyone.

OK, sorry for the long lay off before I posted responses to my pathetic attempt at finding friends in the area. But, they sent me home for two weeks straight. I couldn't post at work because of, hell I'm not sure why I can't post here from work.

But, I have tried. not hard enough. Any who.

I'm now in Princeton this week. And, back to Somerset for the next two weeks minus the weekends where I drive back home to fix this and that around the house and get really "home, I'm not going anywhere" drunk.

I'm thinking a night at The Stress Factory would be a good ice breaker. I'm down for this week, or next week. I have a buddy from, hell he's lived everywhere, coming to NYC next week, so that's cool too.

Tomorrow is open mic night at the Stress Factory, I think I'm going to go just to see what it's all about.

[carsonogin]

everyone around rutgers has some kind of vd. but the women are goers.
its like going all in with a pair of queens: sometimes you win, sometimes you dont.

So getting a queen on the turn in this case would be, you caught VD, you gave it to your chick, then, she finds out she's contracted Clamidya. She has to admit to YOU that she's been cheating and was infected by some slim cocked douche.

The ace on the river is where you lose, finding out your chick was banging some douche, but no one blames you for the all in on the turn.

Sure you got screwed and lost, but, you did bang some Rutgers field hockey chick that had an awesome ass and a face that you'd be ashamed of the pillow face imprint in the morning. But, you also gained valuable intel on your whore chick and an excuse to take a few pills to fix your problem and leave her with guilt and a terrible women's STD.

That was too much thinking for a lame metaphor.

[carsonogin]

I live in East Brunswick. I showed my wife your post, but she said I'm not allowed to play with you. Sorry.

I can't say I blame her.

[Hottub]

Hottub is a cunt.

[carsonogin]

plus I'm a chick and your woman wouldn't go for that. Sorry my friend!

Yeah, and you are in Philly aren't you?

My woman is totally cool with me having women friends. I'm to guilt ridden and honest to ever have any "side trim".

=)

[carsonogin]

Hottub is a cunt.

I miss my old mod quote.

[ShelleBink]

I'd hang with you, as I am right next to Rutgers myself. We could be neighbors for all I know. But I think it would be bad, as we are too similar. Except you have a penis.

[carsonogin]

But I think it would be bad, as we are too similar. Except you have a penis.

I do?

Oh riiight thats's's's whyyy Im typoing b;adi;y with my left hnnand only../...

Damn penis, ruins posts and possible friendships...

[ShelleBink]

I do?

Oh riiight thats's's's whyyy Im typoing b;adi;y with my left hnnand only../...

Damn penis, ruins posts and possible friendships...

Well you did say you were married, so its in a bell jar in the basement.

[carsonogin]

I usually try to travel with it. It helps in public bathrooms, since guys usually don't even try to hover. There's no thought about how awful it would be for us to have our buns one foot slip away from a pissy plunge and an unexplainable bruise tomorrow at work.

[ShelleBink]

I usually try to travel with it. It helps in public bathrooms, since guys usually don't even try to hover. There's no thought about how awful it would be for us to have our buns one foot slip away from a pissy plunge and an unexplainable bruise tomorrow at work.

And as you're trying to keep your balance, you're unmistakable tap-tap-taping of your foot garners the attention of your stall neighbor. And that can just lead to silly misunderstandings.

[Kris10]

Yeah, and you are in Philly aren't you?

My woman is totally cool with me having women friends. I'm to guilt ridden and honest to ever have any "side trim".

=)

No, I'm not in Philly. I live near Toms River and work in Woodbridge area.

[saxon brat]

I used to work in South Brunswick and lived in Yardley.

I would have said no then too. I dont need to get beat up by your wife.
or
If she is cool with you drinking with women who arent her when she isnt around, it could be a huge clue, and not a good one.

Although I do have some incredibly fond yet spotty memories of some very hot nights binge drinking in that general area.

You would have had a good time!

[grlNIN]

I work at a non-profit agency located within another non-profit agency in Milltown.

I don't smoke, hardly drink and am Pro Choice.

[armymad]

i be you friend all thought i am on the other side of the pond right now :wub: