The next BIG thing in underaged LITTLE girls

[Judge Smails]

(This thread is dedicated to mendyweiss)

As I've mentioned here before, I'm a big Disney fan. And, as the father of two young kids, I'm forced to watch quite a lot of The Disney Channel also. From years of experience, I know that no one can pimp out young girls quite like Disney can. So, in the fine tradition of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale and the entire High School Musical crew as well as the flavor of the moment - Miley Cyrus, I'm ready to announce the next "pre-legal sex symbol".

Disney is really starting to push her along and its only a matter of time before she breaks into the mainstream. Believe me I've seen it all before. Soon you'll all know her name and in a couple of years you'll be looking at pictures of her shaved snatch as she's getting out of a car. When you're crankin' it to her, just remember that you heard it here first from your dirty Uncle Smails.

So, with no further ado, I present to you: Selena Gomez

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And one from when she was a regular on Barney and Friends:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/gianna.jpg?t=1202929296

[mikeyboy]

I made you a new avatar:

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[Dougie Brootal]

I made you a new avatar:

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ill take that! yoink!!!

[mendyweiss]

Just got back from a bathroom break, now I can finish reading

[Dougie Brootal]

Just got back from a bathroom break, now I can finish reading

theres words up there?!?!?!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

to be 12 again

I had nothing like that when I was a kid

[topless_mike]

i whole-heartedly expected something like this from Lord Jezo...

[realmenhatelife]

would

[MadMatt]

i whole-heartedly expected something like this from Lord Jezo...

Not this afternoon. I'm sure Jezo was glued to his radio, listening to Sheepy having his head shaved, and moaning...

:huh:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Not this afternoon. I'm sure Jezo was glued to his radio, listening to Sheepy having his head shaved, and moaning...

:huh:

I do believe Jezo was pretending to be a janitor and stole Sheepy'[s Hair Clippings

[patsopinion]

i seen this show before
this girl is such a raving bitch
every scene is her fucking up someones life or fucking up and being forgiven

[mikeyboy]

i seen this show before
this girl is such a raving bitch
every scene is her fucking up someones life or fucking up and being forgiven

You do realize it's a scripted tv show, right?

[SatCam]

What show is she on? she can only really be big if she has a popular show

[mikeyboy]

What show is she on? she can only really be big if she has a popular show

The Wizards of Waverly Place (http://tv.disney.go.com/disneychannel/wizardsofwaverlyplace/)

It's kind of hard to avoid the Disney Channel if you have kids of a certain age.

[SatCam]

It's kind of hard to avoid the Disney Channel if you like kids of a certain age.

truer words never spoken

[Judge Smails]

On March 4th, Disney is releasing a two disc Special Platinum Edition DVD set of 101 Dalmations. Included will be a music video from Selena Gomez even though, as far as I know, she's never sung before and has absolutely nothing to do with the Dalmations movie.

Believe me, I know how Disney operates and they have definitely annointed her the next big thing. They're already calling her the next Miley Cyrus.

Here's a video for you to jack to, ESD:

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[silera]

This is so creepy.

[DolaMight]

hmm Judge Pigtails... that was funny.

[TheMojoPin]

Ugh.

[Fallon]

Geez, even I'm uncomfortable.

[BlackSpider]

I feel dirty after reading this thread...

[midwestjeff]

I'm so relieved.
For a second I was afraid this thread was about my penis.

[conman823]

I feel dirty after reading this thread...

Really this is creepy.

[mikeyboy]

Judge Smails was over 2 years ahead of the curve.

[hammersavage]

2 days and then i can see this thread

[StanUpshaw]

http://imgur.com/DL4ec.jpg

[sailor]

See-thru. Nice.

[Judge Smails]

Judge Smails was over 2 years ahead of the curve.

And you all doubted me and called me creepy. I had every intention of dusting this thread off in two days in honor of Selena's 18th birthday but you beat me to it.

Oh, in case you're looking for future prospects - Alyson Stoner is someone who I've had my eye on and shows some signs of having what it takes to make it in the bigs.

http://roselablonde.r.o.pic.centerblog.net/a6diwtzc.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nwaukkkVWEw/S9JjCdAQn5I/AAAAAAAAGug/fpCFmmlGCt4/s400/Flying_Forward_Lyrics_Alyson_Stoner.jpghttp://crushable.com/files/2009/01/80914a1-stoner-a-bgr-02-thumb.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VagH3b9TpaU/SH4xU1BsBCI/AAAAAAAAAKA/wCnlCFPBSSM/s400/Alyson_Stoner.jpg

[Serpico1103]

http://imgur.com/DL4ec.jpg

HOT! and the girl is cute too.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VagH3b9TpaU/SH4xU1BsBCI/AAAAAAAAAKA/wCnlCFPBSSM/s400/Alyson_Stoner.jpg

NOT! Regardless of age.

[Fallon]

See-thru. Nice.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1161/spl190782004.jpg

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1452/spl190196023.jpg

[Judge Smails]

NOT! Regardless of age.

Go ahead, doubt me again. We'll revisit this thread in two years time and see who was right.

[sailor]

Go ahead, doubt me again. We'll revisit this thread in two years time and see who was right.

that one photo is horrid.

[torker]

http://imgur.com/DL4ec.jpg

Is that Black Earl lurking?

Is that you Stan? Fuck you're short.
How did she smell?

[StanUpshaw]

Is that you Stan? Fuck you're short.
How did she smell?

It certainly is. And here I am with Harry Shearer
http://imgur.com/cW7IN.jpg

and with Sam and the Hulkster
http://imgur.com/XkH7N.jpg

Selena smelled very good. Better than Hulk, a little worse than Harry.

[Serpico1103]

Go ahead, doubt me again. We'll revisit this thread in two years time and see who was right.

Seriously? She is hideous (on a hollywood scale of beauty, otherwise she is ok). Big nose, no lips- just face into teeth.
And those are all press photos, when she is looking her best. 2 years, 20 years, I will be right.

[Dude!]

http://imgur.com/cW7IN.jpg

you look kinda like
a mutant Kevin James

[Serpico1103]

http://imgur.com/cW7IN.jpg

you look kinda like
a mutant Kevin James

Does Kevin James work for Sirius?

[torker]

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jhCF072z6vI/SPtQyQ0sV8I/AAAAAAAAD0o/hQmwQ1mfjOk/s400/Shockmaster.jpg

[torker]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jhCF072z6vI/SPtQyQ0sV8I/AAAAAAAAD0o/hQmwQ1mfjOk/s400/Shockmaster.jpg

http://www.asitecalledfred.com/wrestling/images/2003/july10/winningham.jpg

[torker]

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[StanUpshaw]

AnnaSophia Robb is the next big thing in underaged little girls

http://imgur.com/I6HJ0.jpg

http://imgur.com/HbUjp.jpg

http://imgur.com/h1NkB.jpg

http://imgur.com/kO1yG.jpg

[Serpico1103]

AnnaSophia Robb is the next big thing in underaged little girls



http://imgur.com/HbUjp.jpg



At 16, I will only say, she is a very cute girl.

[StanUpshaw]

http://i.imgur.com/Y15iI.jpg

Dakota Fanning actually trying...

http://i.imgur.com/FsyKm.jpg

[Pitdoc]

http://i.imgur.com/Y15iI.jpg

Dakota Fanning actually trying...

http://i.imgur.com/FsyKm.jpg

Dakota was always little girl cute, but her sister ELLIE (on the right) is a thinner version of her.And her acting in Super 8 was fantastic.