Rockband RF Style

[topless_mike]

all in a ring

bass players in one corner.
drummers in another.
singers in another.
guitar players in another.

royal rumble style.
no guest referees.

bass players would kick all your asses.
step up !

[Dougie Brootal]

these "wanna be GVAC threads" are atrocious.

[JerseyRich]

these "wanna be GVAC threads" are atrocious.

Yea really.






























But I agree. Bass Players would dominate with our ridiculously strong fingers.


I'm not afraid to poke an eyeball out of its socket.


STEP UP!

[yomudder21]

i'm a maniac and not in a band. who can i kick?:wallbash:

[JerseyRich]

i'm a maniac and not in a band. who can i kick?:wallbash:

STEP UP!

[topless_mike]

i'm a maniac and not in a band. who can i kick?:wallbash:

coughrunincough

[Dougie Brootal]

can we merge this with the step up thread and call it I WISH I WAS GVAC ?

[Badinia]

That's redonkulous. While everyone knows that Bass Players have lot of reach, they tend to be 3 foot tall homonculous type people, with a low center of gravity and high pain threshhold.

Lead Singers are useless for anything but sneak attacks, with their flimsy builds, impractical outfits, and complicated haircuts.

Guitar Players have the dexterity and reaction time to perform well as welterweight or medium weight fighters.

Drummers are pummelers, mindless killing machines. Animals.

If Guitar and Drums ganged up, they could take Bass Players, possibly attacking using Lead Singers as weapons. After that, it would just come down to the guitarists to trick the drummers into self-immolation (not hard.)

[Tall_James]

While everyone knows that Bass Players have lot of reach, they tend to be 3 foot tall homonculous type people, with a low center of gravity and high pain threshhold.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures/the_partridge_family___the_complete_first_season/danny_bonaduce/partridge.jpg

Yep, she got that right.

[Dirtybird12]

That's redonkulous. While everyone knows that Bass Players have lot of reach, they tend to be 3 foot tall homonculous type people, with a low center of gravity and high pain threshhold.

Lead Singers are useless for anything but sneak attacks, with their flimsy builds, impractical outfits, and complicated haircuts.

Guitar Players have the dexterity and reaction time to perform well as welterweight or medium weight fighters.

Drummers are pummelers, mindless killing machines. Animals.

If Guitar and Drums ganged up, they could take Bass Players, possibly attacking using Lead Singers as weapons. After that, it would just come down to the guitarists to trick the drummers into self-immolation (not hard.)

:thumbup: too funny

Seriously tho
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Never mind. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

Seriously tho
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six: One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Seriosuly tho
Q. What do you call a bass player with a beeper?
A. An optimist

:devil2:

[Badinia]

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

[Dirtybird12]

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.


ouch. this thread is no longer funny.

[Badinia]

http://hsnl.org/images/emoticons/mecry.gif

[Death Metal Moe]

Drummers bring it fucking dirty. Better watch your back...

[Jughead]

What if you are a singer and bass player??Oh never mind Im retired..go get em..I wanna see cut lips.....Drummers yuk!!! Sorry Moe:bye:

[Death Metal Moe]

What if you are a singer and bass player??Oh never mind Im retired..go get em..I wanna see cut lips.....Drummers yuk!!! Sorry Moe:bye:

Talk that shit in the ring bitch.

[drjoek]

http://www.spitfirephoto.com/partnership/image_dir/album3224/md_Bob%20Weir%20of%20Grateful%20Dead.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

Q: what does a stripper do to her asshole before work?
A: drop him off at band practice.

[Freakshow]

Hmm.

http://weblogs.variety.com/the_porning_report/ericseinfeld.jpg
http://www.rockline.info/upload/image/gallery/lemmy_865_225.jpg
http://mattbrett.com/images/mattfreeman.jpg
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/7/9/2/2/732297_356x237.jpg
http://members.aol.com/jimjbeat/gallery/jerry83.jpg

I think we'd hold our own.

[Fezticle98]

"Get in the ring motherfucker!"

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1184/concert20tickets20guns2em2.jpg

[PapaBear]

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
I tell the same joke, but with drummer instead of musician. And then there's this one...

Q: What do you call those people who hang out with musicians?

A: Drummers

[Badinia]

Papabear's gonna make Moe cry....

[Death Metal Moe]

It'll all come out in the wash so to speak once we get a venue for this BATTLE ROYALE BABY!!!11111111!!!!111!IKB1iI!YU1@@#(*&T#@%^*(O!@!!!!!!!!!!!

[grlNIN]

Q: What do you call this thread?


A:Full of old fartsies.

[topless_mike]

yay
i finally get to wear my new tights...



wait... is this thing on?

[MONICA5579]

I tell the same joke, but with drummer instead of musician. And then there's this one...

Q: What do you call those people who hang out with musicians?

A: Drummers


My favorite people are drummers!! :wub:

[topless_mike]

"Get in the ring motherfucker!"

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1184/concert20tickets20guns2em2.jpg

hope thats not your represenative... he'd get his ass kicked in a hot minute.

[topless_mike]

LSD- Lead Singer Disease.
poor him... he has to lug in that heavy microphone of his.

STEP UP

[topless_mike]

:thumbup: too funny

Seriously tho
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Never mind. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.


i think jean can change the light bulb as well...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Just fair warning:

Anyone wearing one of thses

http://tantannoodles.com/files/keytar.jpg

will be ganged up on by everyone else in this event, thrown out of the ring and then the event may really begin.