Office Toaster Oven = foul

[sr71blackbird]

There are some people in my office who generally abuse the toaster over in ways that I doubt they would at home.
One woman (black - not that it matters..) has been known to cook oxtails and fish in it and it makes a horrendous stink! Shes forgotten about it and the whole place fills with smoke and stink. Its really bad sometimes. So, one day this manager couldnt take it anymore and waited a while and stormed into the kitchen and smashed it and threw the whole thing away amidst cheers.
Since then, we have not had a toaster, but someone came in today with a brand new one.
They set it up and the woman who usually stinks the place up was so excited. I made a sign that no oxtails or fish should be roasted in it and to keep it clean (the other one was filthy). Afterward, someone came to me and said that the woman could be offended by my sign, so I went and threw out the sign. Is it wrong to make a sign? What would be an appropriate reminder not to cook stinky shit?

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[A.J.]

"For bread products only"

[Tallman388]

"Please be considerate of others when abusing the toaster oven"

or

"Please clean up after yourself, other people would like to use the toaster oven also"

[Chip196]

I had the same issue although it was all asian foods. I went to Target and bought the cheapest regular upright toaster they had and brought it in. For $20 I didn't have to get in to an argument and my bagels no longer tasted like Fish and Kimchee (sp?).

[joethebartender]

One woman (black - not that it matters..) has been known to cook oxtails and fish in it and it makes a horrendous stink!

Then why bring it up? I think we could guess that by the menu.

"One woman (Eskimo - not that it matters..) has been known to cook walrus blubber...blah blah blah"

as for the sign...
"Please...Make no aroma that people will smell in Oklahoma."
"When using this oven, please, have a heart. Don't cook anything that smells like a fart."

[donnie_darko]

um, this a toaster oven isn't meant for roasting foods but simply to warm them up or toast them........you oxtail fish cooking idiot.

[topless_mike]

so many jokes... so little time

[ralphbxny]

If you fuck this up again I will smash your face with the broken oven! You may know who we are, but we Know who you are! Keep stinkin this place up and I will shit on your desk!


You can thank me later!

[TooLowBrow]

what the fuck is an oxtail?

[jauble]

everytime she uses it politely ask her to close her legs

[hurlmon]

what the fuck is an oxtail?

That would be the part of the ox that hangs over the asshole. I think it's called the tail. Ya know on the ox. The Ox's tail ....oxtail