Write Your Own Joke...

[Gritty]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330345,00.html

[Death Metal Moe]

There should be a picture of the breasts in question.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this is a serious matter

I dont want her becoming Americas Rose part 2

Semper Fi Dolly

Semper Fi

[SatCam]

But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems.

thank you for putting it in perspective

[Jubjubs]

Titties so big, they have their own theme park. If you're gonna have back pain it should at least pay dividends.

[bobrobot]

say this fast...


"She's got 2 of the biggest hits in the country!"

(go light on the "H")

http://www.aristoi.org/blog/images/20060305dolly.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

say this fast...


"She's got 2 of the biggest hits in the country!"

(go light on the "H")

http://www.aristoi.org/blog/images/20060305dolly.jpg

i heard she was born in Colorado











Boulder

[PapaBear]

Hey, she's nice. Don't knock 'er.

[Gritty]

Tits not funny, you guys!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8688/dollypartoniz0.jpg

[joethebartender]

My hook and headline:

A bump in the road for "Islands in the Stream"?...

"Massive Mammories Bring Burdensome Backache to Buxom Bumpkin."

Thank you.

[FUNKMAN]

if she was on the Titanic many more people would have survived

[PapaBear]

If her boobs were any bigger, they'd be really really really large.

HA! I slay me.