Hypothetic Lesbian Question

[sr71blackbird]

Here is a scenario. You become friendly with a woman who is a lesbian (kind of hot), and she has a kid from a guy she used to date before she "found" herself.
Shes with a woman now and living as a couple with the baby.
She decides she would like to get pregnant again, and asks YOU if you would 'donate the seed'.

Do you just screw her? Do you get anything written down? Do you ask for money..?

Just curious! I have not been asked, but it did come up in conversation...

[TeeBone]

Are you fucking crazy???

[grlNIN]

You have really uncomfortable conversations with people.

[Hottub]

NEVER pass an opportunity for the vag.:wallbash:
If you do, you will die with one less.

[sailor]

a contract would be a good idea.

[TheMojoPin]

"Conversation" is just code for his role-playing masturbation sessions when his schlong is now another person and his balls are two horrified onlookers.

[TheMojoPin]

I love how in this crazy world, of course the only option to get her pregnant is to fuck her. No, of COURSE they wouldn't just have you jerk it into a cup and go through that whole process. YOU'D GET TO BANG THE LESBIAN, DURRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Hottub]

49 to go, big guy.

Miss non postwhoring Mojo.

[TheMojoPin]

That Mojo never existed.

30k is seriously depressing.

[joethebartender]

She decides she would like to get pregnant again, and asks YOU if you would 'donate the seed'.
I have not been asked, but it did come up in conversation...

Happens to me all the time...
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1078991/2/istockphoto_1078991_turkey_baster.jpg

[led37zep]

Depends...is her chick hot and will she join? I'd kinda like to knock out a two for one deal here.


Either way...Yes. You'd be gay not to.

[led37zep]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1078991/2/istockphoto_1078991_turkey_baster.jpg

I had a friend in college who dated this chick we called "turkeybaster" I think you can figure out why...no she wasn't a chef.

[joethebartender]

I had a friend in college who dated this chick we called "turkeybaster" I think you can figure out why...no she wasn't a chef.

I know her cousin "roast beef", well.

[cougarjake13]

i'd ask to have a contract that absolves me of having to pay any child support

[mongothetrucker]

If she let ya fuck her ya have to, even if she looks like Rosie. But being a lesbo, she would probably want the clinical turkey baster.

[Bulldogcakes]

Hypothetic Lesbian

Do you mean this?

http://www.fresh99.com/images/funnysexdolls/anime-sex-doll.jpg

[joethebartender]

Do you mean this?

http://www.fresh99.com/images/funnysexdolls/anime-sex-doll.jpg

No, I think that's one of those "high-prosthetic lesbians".

[FUNKMAN]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS833~Melissa-Etheridge-and-David-Crosby-Rolling-Stone-no-833-February-2000-Posters.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

There's too many factors to consider before one could make an educated decision.....

1) is she a regular fat lesbian with a mullet or is she a porno-esque lesbian?
(porno= 2, fat= 0)

2) is it going to involve penetration or medical procedure?
(penetration=2, medical=0)

3) is her partner going to be there?
(yes=1, no=0)

4) is her partner going to rim you while you are trying to impregnate?
(yes=3, no=0)

5) are you legally waived of all financial liability with this child?
(yes=2, no=0)

6) is she going to allow you 8 free sexing during her pregnancy, months 7 - 9?
(yes=3, no=0)


If you answer these questions and your final score is 10 or higher then the answer is yes.

[SouthSideJohnny]

Do it Ronnie B style - keep pulling out and say you forgot.

[Kris10]

There's too many factors to consider before one could make an educated decision.....

1) is she a regular fat lesbian with a mullet or is she a porno-esque lesbian?
(porno= 2, fat= 0)

2) is it going to involve penetration or medical procedure?
(penetration=2, medical=0)

3) is her partner going to be there?
(yes=1, no=0)

4) is her partner going to rim you while you are trying to impregnate?
(yes=3, no=0)

5) are you legally waived of all financial liability with this child?
(yes=2, no=0)

6) is she going to allow you 8 free sexing during her pregnancy, months 7 - 9?
(yes=3, no=0)


If you answer these questions and your final score is 10 or higher then the answer is yes.


Lots of thought was put into this. Donate at a bank and let her go thru "the donor book" and guess which # donor you are! lol

[MadMatt]

What about questions like:


Will s/he know I am the father?

Do I get to be part of the child's life? If so, how much a part? Is it as a parent, pseudo-parent, "uncle," family friend, etc?

Will this ruin our friendship and destroy any chance of me ever seeing our child?

As I am writing this I am fully realizing how much fatherhood has truly changed me. Before I would have fired off a smartass remark, now I'm all "insightful" and caring.

Growing up can suck sometimes - I am now too serious and less fun. :down:

[but I will always love my kid - she rules! :happy:]

[CruelCircus]

No, no you don't. Stay away!
In today's legal environment (and extrapolating the future environment) any paperwork you'd sign would probably not hold up in court if this woman decides to come to you for child support, especially if a) you know the kid while he grows up or b) the kid knows you are the father.
I have a friend who is studying for the bar, and she told me about a recent similar case. The mother eventually decided to sue for child support, despite their previous agreement, and won because the judge determined that since the donor/"father" had purchased gifts and occasionally helped out financially during the kids childhood, he had established himself as the father figure.

[keithy_19]

What about questions like:


Will s/he know I am the father?

Do I get to be part of the child's life? If so, how much a part? Is it as a parent, pseudo-parent, "uncle," family friend, etc?

Will this ruin our friendship and destroy any chance of me ever seeing our child?

As I am writing this I am fully realizing how much fatherhood has truly changed me. Before I would have fired off a smartass remark, now I'm all "insightful" and caring.

Growing up can suck sometimes - I am now too serious and less fun. :down:

[but I will always love my kid - she rules! :happy:]


This post made me incredibly happy for some reason. Bravo sir. :thumbup::laugh::smile: