Defending Yo Mama- a diatribe

[lleeder]

What am I missing with this show? Where is the substance? Just before you label me a MTV-phile or a VH1-iac, let me say that I am solidly objective in what I watch for, regardless of the channel.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this is a poor mans Jerky Boys style show


plus Yo Mama cant run for President, Duh

[epo]

Don't make me answer this dogshit.

[DiabloSammich]

I have no time for you or this thread.

Good day to you sir.

[underdog]

We need someone to jerk it off.

[lleeder]

What am I missing with this candy? Where is the substance? Just before you label me a hershey-phile or twix-iac, let me say that I am solidly objective in what I snack on, regardless of their nougat.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/Madison_TG/My%20Sweet%2016/ohenry.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What am I missing here, Cellists and Violinists from China are overrated, who cares if he has Performed for JFK or performed with Leonard Bernstein

[midwestjeff]

We need to jerk Yo Yo Ma off.

[lleeder]

I guess Mikeyboy is out on the town.

[underdog]

We need her to jerk us off.

[underdog]

We need to jerk Yo Yo Ma off.

Hey, thats my bit. You can't steal my bit. Everyone knows I have one bit.

[cupcakelove]

What am I missing with this animal? Where is the substance? I mean it just there all day tied to the fence, and it won't even eat its food!

http://www.funtalking.com/images/wallpaper_napoleonlama.jpg

[underdog]

Come and get your dinner.













And we need to find a handler to jerk it off.

[DiabloSammich]

Stupid llama.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a llama cant be president , duh

[epo]

Come and get your dinner. I need to to jerk it off.

QFT

[epo]

I hear that O'Henry is loved in madrassas.

[DiabloSammich]

The llama didn't even put his hoof on his heart during the anthem.

[epo]

That llama is not wearing a flag pin. That fucker hates America!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.theonlinecandyshop.com/ProductImages/OHHENRY.jpg


I wont defend this wanna be snickers bar


plus a Candy bar cant be President, Duh

[midwestjeff]

Is the kid in the background flipping me off or is that girl about to get the beginners' shocker?

[IMSlacker]

What am I missing with this sammich? Where is the substance? I mean it's just chicken and onions wrapped in a pita! How is that a meal?

http://z.about.com/d/mideastfood/1/7/e/-/-/-/shawarma.jpg

[cupcakelove]

I'll be a falafel man until the day I die.

[DiabloSammich]

Chicken Shawarma is a poor man's gyro, and I'll have none of it.

Good day to you sir.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I cant back a wanna be gyro

plus Chicken Shwarma cant run for President, Duh

[epo]

Don't make me answer this dogshit.

[TheMojoPin]

This thing sounds like half a meal. It wouldn't even feed one Clinton brother, much less two.

[DiabloSammich]

Yo Yo Ma is a poor man's Johann Stradivarius, and I'll have no part of it.


Good day to you, sir.

[TheMojoPin]

NQFT.

The CIA.

[DiabloSammich]

A llama is a poor man's dromedary camel, and I'll have none of it.


Good day to you, sir.

[IMSlacker]

Chicken Shawarma is a poor man's gyro, and I'll have none of it.

I cant back a wanna be gyro

QFT

[TheMojoPin]

So I says, "hey, LLAMA! How about a little something for, y'know, my troubles?"

And he throws some coins at me and goes, "HERE'S SOME CHANGE."

Plus he was only the Llama for two years. Fuck him.

[midwestjeff]

A llama is a poor man's dromedary camel, and I'll have none of it.


Good day to you, sir.

You dropped something.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:e44duJ0sGdvjwM:http://tomecat.com/madtimes

[underdog]

I want to jerk off with Chicken Shawarma.

[epo]

I want to eat a Chicken Shawarma.

QFT

[Devo37]

i thought this was a Gift of the Magi thread.

/disappointed

[IMSlacker]

i thought this was a Gift of the Magi thread.

/disappointed

I thought it was gonna be a Henry Rodriguez thread.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/274581.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDAD12BD3A72ED817A 284831B75F48EF45

/also disappointed

[epo]

I need someone to get me a chicken shawrama.

That doesn't even make sense.

[TheMojoPin]

The heiress to the O'Henry fortune is a degenerate.

[TheMojoPin]

Don't make me fuck that dogshit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish Obama was in his Pajamas watching Yo Mama, while listening to Yo Yo Ma and eating a Ohenry Bar and some Chicken Shwarma , then making fun of me while petting a LLama

[TheMojoPin]

Don't make me make you eat dogshit.

[Devo37]

a friend of mine worked at a zoo feeding animals one summer. a llama sat on him and he was trapped for almost 30 minutes.

filthy fake-camel beasts. indefensible!

[Jughead]

Do they give milk??? The llama brothers

[RhinoinMN]

I prefer alpacas.

[keithy_19]

I prefer alpacas.

You would. Racist.

[TheMojoPin]

Sir, I knew JFL. I served JFL. JFL was a friend of mine. YOU ARE NO JFL.

[Plethora]

What am I missing in this hep new habit? Where is the substance? Just before you label me an offence-o-phile or panegyric-iac, let me say that I am solidly objective in what I deem hep and new and habitual, regardless of its wordinglinessosity.

[DiabloSammich]

This doesn't even make sense now.

I feel depression setting back in.




(sigh)

[cupcakelove]

What happened to all these beautiful threads? :down:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What happened to all these beautiful threads? :down:

you know what happened

Mods and Admins always bringing the man down