RonFez.net Mad Lib

[DiabloSammich]

Allright gang, this could either be real fun or blow up on the launchpad. It's up to you.

You remember Mad Libs? I'll provide you with the word I need, and you will fill in the blanks. I have the story in front of me, and when we're all done I'll post it.

First reply with the suggestion gets the slot. Only rule, only one choice per board member. I can't have twenty suggestions by Wampus. They would all be "rape" anyway.



Ok, here we go. I need an adjective.

[Hottub]

Hairy

[DiabloSammich]

Hairy



Got it.


Plural noun.

[PhishHead]

boxes

[DiabloSammich]

boxes


Check.


Verb, present tense.

If you don't remember tenses, don't worry, I'll adjust as need be.

[PhishHead]

oops sorry only one reply per board member, i retract my statement.

[Freakshow]

edit: boo

[DiabloSammich]

takes


Sorry Phish, read the rules. One suggestion per board member.

Pepperjack you're up.

[PhishHead]

Sorry Phish, read the rules. One suggestion per board member.

Pepperjack you're up.

Yea i edited my post, sorry bout that.

[RhinoinMN]

pumps

[joethebartender]

Pinch hitting for pepperjack...

Cow bells.

Edit: what was that about exploding on the launchpad?

[Freakshow]

peeing

[DiabloSammich]

peeing


Nice.


Next we need a board member.

[joethebartender]

Gvac.

[DiabloSammich]

Gvac.



Got it.


Need a verb.

[RhinoinMN]

Gvac.

what he said

[Hottub]

Gvac.

Active member?:laugh:

[RhinoinMN]

slide

[DiabloSammich]

Yep.


Need an object.

[MadMatt]

Edit: Damn, you already got the Verb.

Object: The Shark

[RhinoinMN]

Yep.


Need an object.

I know the rules. I just wanted to say woman.

I'm done now. I will sit back and watch.

[joethebartender]

Active member?:laugh:


He will be on Sunday at 12:01 am. He got a special deal from the Pope for Sundays. I think it's a "get out of lent free card" or something.

[Tallman388]

Yep.


Need an object.

PICKLE

[DiabloSammich]

PICKLE



Wow, that worked amazingly well.



Ok, I need another board member.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Fat_Sunny:down:

[DiabloSammich]

Fat_Sunny:down:



Check.

I need yet another board member.

[RhinoinMN]

Daddy, are we there yet?

[DiabloSammich]

Daddy, are we there yet?


Not yet, my little smurfs.

Still need another board member name.

[Freakshow]

Resisting urge to post board character...

[Team_Ramrod]

Reeshyskid

[DiabloSammich]

Reeshyskid



I don't know if that's real or not, but we gotta keep it movin'. Thaaank you.



Show me a VERB!

[Drunky McBetidont]

Reeshyskid

reeshy fat_suny and clints have started a new board. either that or they were all board characters for gvac

[Freakshow]

reeshyskid has one thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7793). It's very old and full of people that don't post here anymore--Reeshy, RF Godfather, Captain Rooster, GVAC....

[DiabloSammich]

Yeah, Ramgots, a fucking 6 year call back, wow. Nice pull.


Still need a verb. That is a word describing an action.

[Team_Ramrod]

bites

[MadMatt]

Strangle


or from my childhood:


http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Academy/7304/verb-pic.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Am I The Only One Around Here Who Gives A Shit About The Rules!

[DiabloSammich]

Strangle


or from my childhood:


http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Academy/7304/verb-pic.jpg


Got it Matt, and sorry Gots, one suggestion per member, dems the rules. Which are dumb.



PLURAL NOUN!!!!



"Problem? I don't have a problem. I have fucking problems. Plural."

[PhishHead]

hey mine was plural before when asked for a plural noun!

[Freakshow]

Am I The Only One Around Here Who Gives A Shit About The Rules!

This is not Nam! Mark it zero!

[RhinoinMN]

Got it Matt, and sorry Gots, one suggestion per member, dems the rules. Which are dumb.



PLURAL NOUN!!!!



"Problem? I don't have a problem. I have fucking problems. Plural."

Diablo - adjective
Sammich - noun

DiabloSammiches - A travesty

[RhinoinMN]

This is not Nam! Mark it zero!

thx


diablo needs a plural noun too.

[DiabloSammich]

hey mine was plural before when asked for a plural noun!



Yes it was Phishy, you did very well, and now I need another plural noun.

Why are you so angry? I know what you need. Bob Weir's spleen on a stick.



To reiterate, we are now looking for a plural noun.

[Servo]

"Problem? I don't have a problem. I have fucking problems. Plural."

"You're a good man, Ted."

Shoes.

[DiabloSammich]

"You're a good man, Ted."

Shoes.



Thank you Tom.


Ok, how about a vegetable.

[sailor]

Thank you Tom.


Ok, how about a vegetable.

terry schiavo

[Freakshow]

Terry Shivo? (rim shot)

edit: awkward...

[DiabloSammich]

terry schiavo



Diablo, sets up the softball, a nice high arc, and Sailor smacks it out of the park.

Perfect timing sir.




Let's see, how about a bodily orifice?

[sailor]

Terry Shivo? (rim shot)

edit: awkward...

hahaha

it was too easy. :)

[RhinoinMN]

Diablo, sets up the softball, a nice high arc, and Sailor smacks it out of the park.

Perfect timing sir.




Let's see, how about a bodily orifice?

wait a minute? Are you sure that these are mad libs?

[sailor]

eye socket

[DiabloSammich]

wait a minute? Are you sure that these are mad libs?



I'm a mulit-tasker.


Somebody please give me a bodily orifice.

[sailor]

eye socket

I'm a mulit-tasker.


Somebody please give me a bodily orifice.

:(

[DiabloSammich]

eye socket



Sooory, one suggestion per board member. Why the fuck did I make that rule?




I'll put it out there again.




Please provide me with a bodily orifice.

[ANC]

Sooory, one suggestion per board member. Why the fuck did I make that rule?




I'll put it out there again.




Please provide me with a bodily orifice.

Ear canal

[DiabloSammich]

Ear canal


Thanks, ANC, although I was having fun asking for orifices.




Allright, give me a bad name you might call somebody.

[RhinoinMN]

Thanks, ANC, although I was having fun asking for orifices.




Allright, give me a bad name you might call somebody.

c'mon people we still need this. The suspense is killing me!

[AngelAmy]

Thanks, ANC, although I was having fun asking for orifices.




Allright, give me a bad name you might call somebody.

cunt

[King Hippos Bandaid]

bad name

Jerk Face

[DiabloSammich]

cunt



Why am I suddenly aroused?




Next up is a noun, a person, place, or thing....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why am I suddenly aroused?




Next up is a noun, a person, place, or thing....

Staten Island

[DiabloSammich]

Staten Island


Ok, I guess that'll work. Hmmmmm.


Alright, I need another bad name you would call someone.

[Marc with a c]

hippo

[DiabloSammich]

hippo




Harsh.


We're almost there kids.


I need a sexy verb.

[Marc with a c]

swarthy

[Freakshow]

Rules!

[DiabloSammich]

swarthy


Sorry, that cannot be accepted on multiple levels, the first being my own stupid rule.


One suggestion per board member only, please.


So, we still need a sexy verb.

[topless_mike]

Sorry, that cannot be accepted on multiple levels, the first being my own stupid rule.


One suggestion per board member only, please.


So, we still need a sexy verb.

penetrating

[DiabloSammich]

penetrating



Oh Mike, you don't know how good that was.


Four more to go.



Verb, present tense, meaning ends in "ing"

[led37zep]

Pooping

[WampusCrandle]

engorging

[DiabloSammich]

Pooping


That has to be one of the top ten most used words in Mad Libs. Classic.




Three to go.



Noun. Go.

[DiabloSammich]

engorging



Sorry buddy, Led beat you.

How about a noun?

[Team_Ramrod]

This isn't a mad lib... It's a fucking novel!

C'mon you bastards, Post! I have to go and need to see the end of this thing.

[WampusCrandle]

drilldo

[RhinoinMN]

This isn't a mad lib... It's a fucking novel!

C'mon you bastards, Post! I have to go and need to see the end of this thing.

qft. we have invested alot of time into this sonnofabitch!!

[chubbykins]

cigar

[ralphbxny]

This isn't a mad lib... It's a fucking novel!

C'mon you bastards, Post! I have to go and need to see the end of this thing.

Agreed! I got listening threads to be in!

[DiabloSammich]

drilldo


Thank you Wampus. You never disappoint.




A household product.....

[DiabloSammich]

cigar


Sorry, Wampus beat you, try again!




Agreed! I got listening threads to be in!


I haven't gotten a suggestion from you yet Ralph!

[chubbykins]

dyson

[WampusCrandle]

Fantastic

[DiabloSammich]

dyson



Got it!!!!


LAST WORD!!!!!



ADJECTIVE!!!!!

[chubbykins]

Gyrating

[DiabloSammich]

Gyrating



You know what, I'll suspend my stupid one post per board member rule and accept it.



THE POLLS ARE CLOSED.

PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR YOUR RESULT.

I WILL POST THE FINISHED PRODUCT BOTH HERE AND IN THE LISTENING THREAD.





WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Gyrating

ooooohhh, sooooory.

[chubbykins]

:wub:Thank you! :thumbup:

[DiabloSammich]

Big ups to Hottub, Phishhead, Pepperjack, joethebartender, RhinoinMN, Tallman 388, betidont, Ramgots1, MadMatt, Tom Servo, sailor, AnthonyNotCumia, AngelAmy, King Hippo's Bandaid, marc with a c, topless mike, led37zep, WampusCrandle, and chubbykins.

Just keep in mind, this is your genius, not mine. Nice work.


THE FASTEST BOARD WAR EVER


It was a hairy day. The boxes were singing in the trees, and people were peeing in the streets. Gvac thought today would be a great day to slide his pickle.

All of a sudden he got a PM from Fat Sunny. "A new thread has been started by Resshyskid saying you like to strangle shoes, and you put Terry Schaivo in your ear canal."

"That little cunt", he thought. He got his computer, and typed back, "Look, you Hippo if you want a Staten Island you got it."

Mikeyboy stepped in. "Stop it, you two, or I will penetrate your ass."

"Mikey's right", he thought. So he logged off and went back to pooping his drilldo.

It was a gyrating day.





Wheeeeeeee!

That was fun, somebody else can try one now. I'm spent.

[AngelAmy]

i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that was fun!!

[RhinoinMN]

Fantastic! Do it again soon or pass the torch. This could be a very fun tradition. As long people don't get burnt on it.

[WampusCrandle]

bravo, bravo :clap:

[Marc with a c]

i'll do one.

first off i need a board member

[PhishHead]

bossanova

[King Hippos Bandaid]

diablo was quicker and more efficient

next request please

[DiabloSammich]

diablo was quicker and more efficient

next request please


Fuckin a, brother.

[RhinoinMN]

diablo was quicker and more efficient

next request please

maybe its a ruse.

A cunning attempt to trick us.

[DiabloSammich]

maybe its a ruse.



marc would be that guy. Shit, he got us all.

[RhinoinMN]

marc would be that guy. Shit, he got us all.

If it is now I am "blowin up the bit guy" SHIT.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

marc's Mad lib

The was a board member named Bossanova

the end

[DiabloSammich]

marc's Mad lib

The was a board member named Bossanova

the end

hahahahahaha

[Marc with a c]

sorry. got bossanova.

adjective

[sailor]

i thought you got thrown by the one suggestion per member rule.

[DiabloSammich]

shit-headed

[Marc with a c]

ok great. we're done.

bossanova is a shit headed shit head.

[DiabloSammich]

ok great. we're done.

bossanova is a shit headed shit head.





:lol:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ok great. we're done.

bossanova is a shit headed shit head.


QFT

we knew this already, who needed a mad lib

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:lol:

lots less to get the :lol:

kinda makes you wonder if the 6 paragraphs were needed

[DiabloSammich]

lots less to get the :lol:

kinda makes you wonder if the 6 paragraphs were needed


Yeah, I know. I'll never be marc.

[Marc with a c]

Yeah, I know. I'll never be marc.

consider yourself lucky. it isn't easy being this fucking awesome

[sailor]

ok great. we're done.

bossanova is a shit headed shit head.

boo