shes too hot for me

[patsopinion]

so female is way the fuck out of your league
to the point where shes beautiful and you cant help but glance at her
but shes a fucking hottie and you aint shit

but you caught her not only looking
but she sat down next to ur nothing self
and she started rubbing leg with her foot(would be incidental but repetition bets prob against that)


wtf
am i in dream land or can i land a nine and im at best a 2

[jauble]

Im usually way out of my league but I think thats because of my personality/pistol

[Bulldogcakes]

Sheepy's not THAT good looking.

[Stankfoot]

maybe she just has a wide stance ....

[topless_mike]

she probably sucked 37 dicks before you.

[envirogator]

she probably sucked 37 dicks before you

do you care whether you're number 38?

[TheGameHHH]

Pat, who gives a fuck? if shes showing interest in you then man up and make a fucking move. its that simple.

[Marc with a c]

yeah.

how is anybody too hot for you?

[MM2]

so female is way the fuck out of your league
to the point where shes beautiful and you cant help but glance at her
but shes a fucking hottie and you aint shit

but you caught her not only looking
but she sat down next to ur nothing self
and she started rubbing leg with her foot(would be incidental but repetition bets prob against that)


wtf
am i in dream land or can i land a nine and im at best a 2

Dude, anything is possible, don't hate on yourself. But since you are asking at 3 am, you probably missed your chance. If you get another chance don't hesitate!

[IamPixie]

If you can't be attractive, be funny or creative. godspeed.

[reillyluck]

you should sign up for Paradise Hotel 2.

[TheGameHHH]

you should sign up for Paradise Hotel 2.

one simple rule, find a roommate or go home!

[FUNKMAN]

gotta find out what's on the inside, that takes time. so if you're interested ask her to keep in touch and get together again

what are you looking for, a relationship or do you just want to fuck her?

[Bob Impact]

I hate no idea what this must feel like...
http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f586a518e59d22e291c08896cd00ccfe.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I hate no idea what this must feel like...
http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f586a518e59d22e291c08896cd00ccfe.jpg

must....bite.....tongue....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hate no idea what this must feel like...
http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_f586a518e59d22e291c08896cd00ccfe.jpg

Your're too hot for her Bawb

[donnie_darko]

your english scares me.

hopefully she isn't an english major.

[GvacMobile]

Don't be worried that someone's out of your league pat. Odds are she's very lonely because her beauty intimidates most men and she rarely gets asked out.

Believe me, I know her pain.

Most women feel I'm too hot for them and that's unfortunate. I'm not above showing a skank a good time.

[PhishHead]

Don't be worried that someone's out of your league pat. Odds are she's very lonely because her beauty intimidates most men and she rarely gets asked out.

Believe me, I know her pain.

Most women feel I'm too hot for them and that's unfortunate. I'm not above showing a skank a good time.

thankfully you didn't turn me down!

[DiabloSammich]

thankfully you didn't turn me down!



How could he? Have you looked at yourself lately?


Grrrrowwwwllll.....

[PhishHead]

How could he? Have you looked at yourself lately?


Grrrrowwwwllll.....

hahah thanks buddy, i needed a laugh and smile today :)

:wub: diablo!

[DolaMight]

Take the advice of generic drunk tavern guy.
http://www.spacecactus.com/Photo_Gallery/Jarid_Smythe.jpg

Whip it out and if she ain't into it then it wasn't meant to be, you've done all you could.

[SatCam]

so female is way the fuck out of your league
to the point where shes beautiful and you cant help but glance at her
but shes a fucking hottie and you aint shit

but you caught her not only looking
but she sat down next to ur nothing self
and she started rubbing leg with her foot(would be incidental but repetition bets prob against that)


wtf
am i in dream land or can i land a nine and im at best a 2

did you atleast pretend she wasn't there?

[reillyluck]

Take the advice of generic drunk tavern guy.
http://www.spacecactus.com/Photo_Gallery/Jarid_Smythe.jpg

Whip it out and if she ain't into it then it wasn't meant to be, you've done all you could.

thats called "pulling a reeshy".

[Fezticle98]

If you can't be attractive, be funny or creative. godspeed.

Better than being any of those is being confident. Not cocky.

Or just be attractive, like Tom Brady. Don't be unattractive.

[IamPixie]

[QUOTE=Fezticle98;1614847]Better than being any of those is being confident. Not cocky.
/QUOTE]

confidence is good. but only if you have something to be confident about. I'm not helping anymore, am I?

[foodcourtdruide]

so female is way the fuck out of your league
to the point where shes beautiful and you cant help but glance at her
but shes a fucking hottie and you aint shit

but you caught her not only looking
but she sat down next to ur nothing self
and she started rubbing leg with her foot(would be incidental but repetition bets prob against that)


wtf
am i in dream land or can i land a nine and im at best a 2

As a married man, I say just go for it man. Who gives a shit? She might just be nice, but she might have some interest. Every one has different tastes and you may just be what she wants. Goodluck.

[Gmann]

Don't be worried that someone's out of your league pat. Odds are she's very lonely because her beauty intimidates most men and she rarely gets asked out.

Believe me, I know her pain.

Most women feel I'm too hot for them and that's unfortunate. I'm not above showing a skank a good time.


I seriously spit out my soda all over my keyboard reading that.


DAMN YOU GVAC!!!!!