I'm Violently Ill

[DiabloSammich]

I have been throwing up non-stop since about 10 min. after the game finished.

While a doctor might say it would have something to do with taking care of my wife and kid who have been throwing up for the past two days, I'm not so sure.

Could this be sign that a Giants victory will be the cause of my death?

[sailor]

were you drinking heavily during the game?

[TheMojoPin]

Don't you know?

It's time to get ill.

[DiabloSammich]

were you drinking heavily during the game?


By drinking heavily, do you mean not at all?

[sailor]

By drinking heavily, do you mean not at all?

i don't believe so

[DiabloSammich]

Don't you know?

It's time to get ill.

Hold on, my watch is broken.....


What's the time?

[FUNKMAN]

were you drinking heavily during the game?

no he was just listening to melinda...

MikeB told me to write that

[DiabloSammich]

i don't believe so


Oh.


Well then, no, I wasn't drinking heavily. Nor have I eaten since lunch.

[sailor]

no he was just listening to melinda...

MikeB told me to write that

hahahaha :lol:

[TheMojoPin]

Hold on, my watch is broken.....


What's the time?

It's time to get ill.

[sailor]

It's time to get ill.

don't you know?

[DiabloSammich]

It's time to get ill.



What's the time?

[TheMojoPin]

What's the time?

IT'S TIME TO GET ILL.

[FUNKMAN]

IT'S TIME TO GET ILL.

ILLINOIS?

[DolaMight]

What's the time?

IT'S TIME TO GET ILL.

There you go, you're all better now. You just needed some mojo.

[DiabloSammich]

IT'S TIME TO GET ILL.



You know what? You're right.


Be right back....

[DiabloSammich]

I could really use someone to hold my hair back.

Anyone? Mojo, I'm looking at you.

[donnie_darko]

i got a li'l sick during that amp commercial when chubby dude pulled the billy staples and slapped jumper cables on his nips.

[Marc with a c]

i'm not

[DiabloSammich]

i'm not



You always know the right things to say.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

2 day stomach virus

my sis in law and bro lin law got sick, after their 2 1/2 yr old had a stomach virus, you'll be fine

[Marc with a c]

You always know the right things to say.

i thought it would make you feel better to know that i'm ok.

[DiabloSammich]

i thought it would make you feel better to know that i'm ok.


Oddly enough, it does. I'm not sure what that says about me...or you.




Or us.

[Badinia]

Feel better, E. Coli Sammich.

[DiabloSammich]

Thanks Badinia. Come to think of it, my fucking avatar is doing serious damage right now.

[mdr55]

Go read your comics and play with some Legos.

[DiabloSammich]

Thanks mdr, I'll give it a shot.

I'm gonna try to lay down. Is it face up or face down to keep from dying in a puddle of my own sick? I can never remember.

[Gvac]

Face down.

And please get well.

I'd hate to lose one of the cool kids.

[AngelAmy]

oh no sammich, is there something i can do?!?!?

[DiabloSammich]

Face down.

And please get well.

I'd hate to lose one of the cool kids.



Gvac?? Is that you?

It's so dark....I'm ascaaaared....

[DiabloSammich]

oh no sammich, is there something i can do?!?!?



Amy, if I don't make it through this, please, move on with your life.

Chase your dream of stalking Jimmie Johnson until one day he finds you naked in his closet.

Do it for me.

[Gvac]

Hang in there buddy!

I'm here!

It's all going to be OK.

Save your strength...we've got a lot of fighting to do yet.

[Gvac]

Amy, if I don't make it through this, please, move on with your life.

Chase your dream of stalking Jimmie Johnson until one day he finds you naked in his closet.

Do it for me.

Oh my God...he's delirious.

That was my dream!

[AngelAmy]

Amy, if I don't make it through this, please, move on with your life.

Chase your dream of stalking Jimmie Johnson until one day he finds you naked in his closet.

Do it for me.

i will never let go

[DiabloSammich]

qft motherfuckers....qft....

[Friday]

IT'S TIME TO GET ILL.

QFT

just kidding.... Diablo I hope you feel better soon... having the pukies is No Fun at all.

and you're missing the Puppy Bowl!

*smooches*, kiddo... feel better soon.. drink lots of ginger ale and eat saltines :)

[scottinnj]

i got a li'l sick during that amp commercial when chubby dude pulled the billy staples and slapped jumper cables on his nips.

Yep, Amp really knows how to market to the NFL crowd.

Nooo, no no Dale Earnhardt Jr., we don't need you. You see, NFL watchers want a stupid looking fat guy clamp jumper cables onto his hairy nipples and dance to an 80s rap song.

They don't like watching intelligent, energetic young men like you selling our product. Nope, fat guys in tow trucks. Trust us, it'll be the talk of the water cooler tomorrow morning.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Nooooooow...

How here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Fridays, Diablo Sammy, and him - Greg V.

[led37zep]

Get better.

[PapaBear]

Get better.
That was weird. :unsure:

[led37zep]

Here...All better now.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/vomit1.jpg

[Gvac]

I'm not violently ill, but I'm unable to sleep. I ate like an animal at the Super Bowl party I attended and can't stop flatulating. My stomach is so cramped up I can't get comfortable.

And I have to get up for work in 3 hours.

Tomorrow's gonna suck, but at least I'm not dying like poor Sammich.

[PapaBear]

I got my eye on you, Zep!!!

[Jubjubs]

qft motherfuckers....qft....

Perhaps a Dr. Pepper would settle your stomach. Just try not to be in a goddmand hurry.

[Reephdweller]

Feel better budday.

I didn't get sick at all.Then again, I didn't have anything to drink yesterday.

[epo]

I'm not violently ill, but I'm unable to sleep. I ate like an animal at the Super Bowl party I attended and can't stop flatulating. My stomach is so cramped up I can't get comfortable.

And I have to get up for work in 3 hours.

Tomorrow's gonna suck, but at least I'm not dying like poor Sammich.

Glutton.

[A.J.]

I'm not violently ill, but I'm unable to sleep. I ate like an animal at the Super Bowl party I attended and can't stop flatulating. My stomach is so cramped up I can't get comfortable.

And I have to get up for work in 3 hours.

Tomorrow's gonna suck, but at least I'm not dying like poor Sammich.

It's deja vu... (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64964)

...all over again. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66082&highlight=tummy)

[Bossanova]

On my way home from my friends this morning I grabbed a coffee, looked around and saw nothing but people with Giant shirts on. Oddly I am now very ill and can not stop throwing up. Wierd

[AngelAmy]

is it possible to have a hang over and i didnt even drink? i feel like crap

[biggestmexi]

I as well was horribly ILL yesterday. dont know what happen right below my sternum was in major pain to the point i couldnt stand up and then a threw up. After that my chest was still hurting and then i went to sat in my shower. My eyes were blood shot and i have broken blood vessels under my eyes. (bunch of red dots) i also have like a briuse on my neck. really strange. i think i am turning to a zombie ?

[AngelAmy]

I as well was horribly ILL yesterday. dont know what happen right below my sternum was in major pain to the point i couldnt stand up and then a threw up. After that my chest was still hurting and then i went to sat in my shower. My eyes were blood shot and i have broken blood vessels under my eyes. (bunch of red dots) i also have like a briuse on my neck. really strange. i think i am turning to a zombie ?

this sounds like a job for HOUSE!!

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0412142/04.jpg

[ralphbxny]

I have a nasty case of the trots. Scotch, Pizza, Chips and Birthday cake....mmmm yummy! My diet took a major hit yesterday!

[sailor]

Gvac?? Is that you?

It's so dark....I'm ascaaaared....

stay gold

[DiabloSammich]

stay gold



34 years ain't long enough maaaaan.....

[DiabloSammich]

Good news...I made through the evening.

Bad news...I can no longer be a kidney donor, as mine is currently floating in my septic tank somewhere.

[Bossanova]

Good news...I made through the evening.

Bad news...I can no longer be a kidney donor, as mine is currently floating in my septic tank somewhere.

I could give you mine, but not sure if you'd want it

[led37zep]

Good news...I made through the evening.

Bad news...I can no longer be a kidney donor, as mine is currently floating in my septic tank somewhere.


I'm a few hours from the mexican border...let me know what you need.

[DiabloSammich]

I'm a few hours from the mexican border...let me know what you need.


I could really go for some nachos. And Coke in a glass bottle.

[epo]

I could give you mine, but not sure if you'd want it

QFT

[PhishHead]

I could give you mine, but not sure if you'd want it

I thought your kidney's were fine, just your liver is kind of messed up.

[led37zep]

I could really go for some nachos. And Coke in a glass bottle.

You know thats made with cane juice right? not that corn syrup bullshit.

I'll hook you up.

[DiabloSammich]

I thought your kidney's were fine, just your liver is kind of messed up.



With his lifestyle all his organs are about the same right now.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I call Dibs on Diablo's Avatar

fucking starving

[PhishHead]

With his lifestyle all his organs are about the same right now.

perfect, like him?

[DiabloSammich]

I call Dibs on Diablo's Avatar

fucking starving


I had to change it. It honestly was making me nauseous last night.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I had to change it. It honestly was making me nauseous last night.


I hear ya, stomach virus's r the worst

you should have had a white toast with a glass of flat ginger ale Avatar