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CofyCrakCocaine
02-01-2008, 07:56 AM
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with it. I just know I can't eat with it and it's about one or two chomps away from splitting in two. How this happens, I have no goddamn clue. My regular dentists are both off on convention, so I have to see this new mystery dentist today. Oh well, I'm not scared. It's not like there's ever been evil dentists in the world, so nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong. Right?
Marc with a c
02-01-2008, 08:00 AM
you're probably going to be molested.
joethebartender
02-01-2008, 08:02 AM
Paging Drjoek... Drjoek, please dial zero on any house phone.
PhishHead
02-01-2008, 08:03 AM
make sure to remember if your shirt was tucked or untucked.
Bellyfullasnot
02-01-2008, 08:17 AM
you're probably going to be molested.

Some people have all the luck.
Furtherman
02-01-2008, 08:22 AM
If you're lucky, he'll give you the gas.

If you're REALLY lucky, you'll wake up with his balls on your face.
mendyweiss
02-01-2008, 08:26 AM
http://www.photokaboom.com/images/Photoshop_Elements/blending_modes/dentist.jpg
Zell is here, may I help you ?
donnie_darko
02-01-2008, 08:33 AM
its official, talking shit online rots your teeth.
joethebartender
02-01-2008, 08:36 AM
http://alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/ls2_115MartinMurray.jpg
CofyCrakCocaine
02-01-2008, 09:40 AM
That explains ol' toofless donnie then (and yes, go fuck yourself)

Everyone else is cool as always
CofyCrakCocaine
02-01-2008, 10:12 AM
http://www.photokaboom.com/images/Photoshop_Elements/blending_modes/dentist.jpg
Zell is here, may I help you ?

I walked into the office carrying a history book about the Third Reich. I was thinking about ZEE WHITE ANGELLL the whole time.
Ritalin
02-01-2008, 10:15 AM
My dentist is a hot older Russian chick, and I should only be so lucky to have her give me the gas and molest me.

Although, I do think she brushes her tits on my cheek when she's giving me a cleaning on purpose. At least, that's what gets me to the dentist twice a year.
Marc with a c
02-01-2008, 10:20 AM
make sure to remember if your shirt was tucked or untucked.

and don't get him started on the blacks or the jews.
Hottub
02-01-2008, 10:22 AM
Shadoobie.
drjoek
02-01-2008, 11:16 AM
Im putting my kids through private school on you and your shattered toofs.
Thank You keep up the good work I got college to pay for starting next year.
:clap:
Ignore your teeth and they will go away