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MadMatt
01-27-2008, 04:34 PM
I really like the guy, but I just don't know anymore...

He has an unreasoning hatred for jelly, He changes avatars more frequently than some people change underwear, and he can't manage to keep a hat to save his life!

Plus, he keeps saying that everybody else is mentally unstable - which is a clear attempt to draw attention away from his own mental instability.

Am I alone in thinking this?

:tongue:

reillyluck
01-27-2008, 04:36 PM
I am not responsible for gvacs actions. crazy ass mo' fo'

sailor
01-27-2008, 04:37 PM
ah, the "earl's revenge" thread.

FezPaul
01-27-2008, 05:08 PM
he can't manage to keep a hat to save his life!



:tongue:


:clap:

mikeyboy
01-27-2008, 05:13 PM
Finally...

A thread I can get behind.

FezPaul
01-27-2008, 05:15 PM
Finally...

A thread I can get behind.

You're just pissed because he wouldn't make you a sig pic.

Freakshow
01-27-2008, 05:17 PM
Finally...

A thread I can get behind.

Fuck it from behind?

WampusCrandle
01-27-2008, 07:50 PM
I really like the guy, but I just don't know anymore...

He has an unreasoning hatred for jelly, He changes avatars more frequently than some people change underwear, and he can't manage to keep a hat to save his life!

Plus, he keeps saying that everybody else is mentally unstable - which is a clear attempt to draw attention away from his own mental instability.

Am I alone in thinking this?

:tongue:

MadMatt - you have just opened up a can of dead worms - i am scared for the war that is bound to happen on RonFez.net, and i dont like to choose sides -THE WINNING SIDE

Jughead
01-27-2008, 08:11 PM
Just call me fence sitter 46041...

epo
01-27-2008, 08:15 PM
Fuck it from behind?

Don't forget about Pee in my Butt. They will be quite a force in November.

S0S
01-27-2008, 09:03 PM
I don't know whether or not Gvac is mentally unstable.

:bye:

Gmann
01-28-2008, 02:07 AM
Gvac's a friggin douche. Fuck him and who cares about him and his consant old man ails and whatnot.







and if I didnt love him I wouldnt say that. :wub:

A.J.
01-28-2008, 04:25 AM
For the most part, he's made sense to me for the past 6 years.

drjoek
01-28-2008, 04:31 AM
I blame the work duldrums

Hottub
01-28-2008, 01:04 PM
Gvac is batshit insane.

I wouldn't have him any other way!:wub:

JerseyRich
01-28-2008, 01:09 PM
I think he has Alzheimer's too...

I've seen him tons of times since lending him that CD, and I still haven't gotten it back yet.



Where's my CD you crazy old fucker?!

King Hippos Bandaid
01-28-2008, 01:11 PM
I think he has Alzheimer's too...

I've seen him tons of times since lending him that CD, and I still haven't gotten it back yet.



Where's my CD you crazy old fucker?!

he gave it to me

I engraved Yankees Suck on it

Tall_James
01-28-2008, 01:13 PM
I think he just forgot to take his meds.

thejives
01-28-2008, 01:27 PM
Mentally unstable???
http://x88.xanga.com/183c5b7024532170847693/w129650533.jpg

When GVac rules this board, his word will be law.

Not only will he restrain the mods, but he will encourage the entire board not to post for days on end.

Not only will he encourage healthy eating habits, he will fornicate with bananas.

Not only will he ban people, he will hunt them down and skin them alive, and make rugs out of their carcasses.

Gvac 2008.

Accept no substitutes.

RhinoinMN
01-28-2008, 01:29 PM
Mentally unstable???
http://x88.xanga.com/183c5b7024532170847693/w129650533.jpg

When GVac rules this board, his word will be law.

Not only will he restrain the mods, but he will encourage the entire board not to post for days on end.

Not only will he encourage healthy eating habits, he will fornicate with bananas.

Not only will he ban people, he will hunt them down and skin them alive, and make rugs out of their carcasses.

Gvac 2008.

Accept no substitutes.

you must be his lobbyist.

great work.

thejives
01-28-2008, 01:31 PM
you must be his lobbyist.

great work.

Gvac doesn't need lobbyists.
He just has to restrain his warriors enough so that there's still a world left standing for him to rule.

RhinoinMN
01-28-2008, 01:32 PM
Gvac doesn't need lobbyists.
He just has to restrain his warriors enough so that there's still a world left standing for him to rule.

Hence the bananas. I understand now. When and where do I vote

Gvac
01-28-2008, 01:33 PM
Jives knows.

Jives understands.

When I ascend to my rightful place upon the throne Jives will be seated at my right.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

King Hippos Bandaid
01-28-2008, 01:34 PM
Jives knows.

Jives understands.

When I ascend to my rightful place upon the throne Jives will be seated at my right.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

should we trust a man with a Diabolical Laugh

I say Yes

thejives
01-28-2008, 01:36 PM
I look forward to making you all my slaves as I take my sycophantic place beside the great one.

Great Tiger's Turban
01-28-2008, 01:37 PM
Jives knows.

Jives understands.

When I ascend to my rightful place upon the throne Jives will be seated at my right.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I sute hope I am on your left. :furious:

Gvac
01-28-2008, 01:37 PM
I sute hope I am on your left. :furious:

No.

You'll be on my lap silly!

Great Tiger's Turban
01-28-2008, 01:38 PM
No.

You'll be on my lap silly!

Oh, ok. Whew my mistake then:wub:

King Hippos Bandaid
01-28-2008, 01:39 PM
I look forward to making you all my slaves as I take my sycophantic place beside the great one.

thejives and Great TIger's Turban = Starscream

Gvac = Megatron

Id watch your back Gvac, 2nd in commands are always looking for a promotion. unfortunately the only way he gets a Promotion is with your head on a stake

Great Tiger's Turban
01-28-2008, 01:40 PM
thejives = Starscream

Gvac = Megatron

Id watch your back Gvac, 2nd in commands are always looking for a promotion. unfortunately the only way he gets a Promotion is with your head on a stake

This will not happen for I will pound his head in with my Tiger punches.

Gvac
01-28-2008, 01:41 PM
This will not happen for I will pound his head in with my Tiger punches.

This is why I love you.

You may also have to be ready for that creep Bossanova. I think he still has a thing for me.

Great Tiger's Turban
01-28-2008, 01:43 PM
This is why I love you.

You may also have to be ready for that creep Bossanova. I think he still has a thing for me.

Stupid fag American will not get the hint. You have nothing to worry about my love

RhinoinMN
01-28-2008, 01:50 PM
Gvac's campaign music is currently playing in the chatroom.

buzzard
01-28-2008, 02:00 PM
If that Gvac was a few years older :wub:

drjoek
01-28-2008, 02:07 PM
Jives knows.

Jives understands.

When I ascend to my rightful place upon the throne Jives will be seated at my right.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


I look forward to making you all my slaves as I take my sycophantic place beside the great one.

Gvac
Beware the ides of March:eek:

IMSlacker
04-06-2008, 03:37 PM
Has Faggotgate finally pushed Gvac over the edge?

bobsnin
04-06-2008, 03:39 PM
GVAC=Reds fan.
GVAC=OK in my book.

Hottub
05-17-2008, 12:57 PM
I sold my entire vinyl record collection for 5 bucks at the end.

From The Platters and Elvis to The Ramones, Clash, Sex Pistols, Sid Vicous, to Howlin' Wolf and Albert Collins...all gone.

And I sold my two Bengal helmets (the old 70's one and the current one) 2 for a buck.

You sir, are dead to me.

A.J.
05-17-2008, 01:09 PM
You sir, are dead to me.

I also hurt when I read that.

Chigworthy
05-17-2008, 01:12 PM
Everybody hurts.

cougarjake13
05-17-2008, 02:35 PM
this isnt news

Dougie Brootal
05-17-2008, 03:15 PM
i never knew thejives was just o brilliant! he knew gvac would make a great and fair leader ages ago. i bow to your superior judgement.

thejives
07-10-2008, 05:40 PM
Doug.

You always knew I was brilliant.
You were just to busy thinking of ways to mention it in the context of Scot's cock.

epo
07-10-2008, 05:53 PM
If those mods would just apologize on their knees for their sins, he'd come back.

You'll see!

Friday
07-10-2008, 05:54 PM
gay

drjoek
07-10-2008, 05:55 PM
Miss Lenten Gvac
at least we had Sunday

thejives
07-10-2008, 05:55 PM
Sometimes people leave boards for a while.

I started a work board and I admin it and it's on my server...

and I haven't visited in a month.

DiabloSammich
07-10-2008, 05:57 PM
Sometimes people leave boards for a while.

I started a work board and I admin it and it's on my server...

and I haven't visited in a month.



Well if you weren't so lazy.....

thejives
07-10-2008, 05:59 PM
Well if you weren't so lazy.....

Can you PLEASE do something useful and make your crew admin my board?

DiabloSammich
07-10-2008, 06:02 PM
Can you PLEASE do something useful and make your crew admin my board?



Does your board have anything to do with Immigration and Naturalization Laws, or Dos Equis?

Cause if not, you're SOL.



That means "sun".

jonyrotn
07-10-2008, 06:06 PM
Well if you weren't so lazy.....
How many Mexican fellas have heard these exact words when they asked you why they're only getting $40 and an Ortega taco kit, for a weeks work?

epo
07-10-2008, 06:09 PM
Is it me or is it TOO hot today?

Friday
07-10-2008, 06:09 PM
gvac leaves once a year like clockwork.

old dog/new trick etc.... blablabla....

DiabloSammich
07-10-2008, 06:10 PM
How many Mexican fellas have heard these exact words when they asked you why they're only getting $40 and an Ortega taco kit, for a weeks work?



$40 bucks? Okay, Rockefeller...

epo
11-30-2008, 07:54 AM
He just isn't right. Maybe he needs a room at Four Winds?

DiabloSammich
11-30-2008, 09:35 AM
He just isn't right. Maybe he needs a room at Four Winds?



There's only one way to settle this....

NAKED THUNDERDOME!!!!!!!



TWO MEN ENTER! BOTH MEN SATISFIED!!

epo
11-30-2008, 01:49 PM
There's only one way to settle this....

NAKED THUNDERDOME!!!!!!!

TWO MEN ENTER! BOTH MEN SATISFIED!!

Is that hawt? I'm not sure.

mikeyboy
12-19-2008, 09:53 AM
You guys don't get it.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK is a brilliant, brilliant man. A visionary. A seer. A freedom fighter.

Don't you even understand the symbolism behind nudity?

Think about it.

Hmmmmm.....

Marc with a c
12-24-2008, 11:31 AM
gvac, what is the point you are trying to prove?

jauble
12-24-2008, 11:32 AM
Its all come full circle.

Sinestro
12-24-2008, 11:34 AM
early form of alheizmers and dementia?

epo
12-24-2008, 12:23 PM
I'll tell you one thing, he's not right.

Furtherman
12-24-2008, 12:25 PM
An unstable man wouldn't have been able to build so many shelters in so little time. He's engineering an empire.

Hottub
12-24-2008, 12:27 PM
Yet an unstable mod or admin brought them crumbling down in minutes.

ToiletCrusher
12-24-2008, 12:30 PM
Gvac for Supreme Overlord!!!

zildjian361
12-24-2008, 12:32 PM
I really like the guy, but I just don't know anymore...

He has an unreasoning hatred for jelly, He changes avatars more frequently than some people change underwear, and he can't manage to keep a hat to save his life!

Plus, he keeps saying that everybody else is mentally unstable - which is a clear attempt to draw attention away from his own mental instability.

Am I alone in thinking this?

:tongue:

how can you call Gvac mentally unstable when youre fucking name is Mad Matt:wallbash:

GvacNoMore
12-24-2008, 01:14 PM
Fuck Gvac in his self-righteous ass.

midwestjeff
12-29-2008, 10:46 AM
Originally Posted by Gvac
I never noticed it before, but sometimes Fez sounds a liitle...effeminate.

Maybe it's just when he's drinking.

Seriously.

Now he is projecting his girlish and homosexual tendencies onto Fez?

It's over Johnny, lock him up.

Marc with a c
01-22-2009, 07:15 PM
can a mod sticky this please?

TjM
02-04-2009, 08:09 AM
He's a complicated man, No one really understands him but his woman

Don Stugots
02-04-2009, 08:40 AM
His woman is a cat

NewYorkDragons80
02-23-2009, 03:49 AM
I miss Gvac back when he posted on this board. Now he's dead-set on being some kind of wacky character. Kinda sad for a guy his age. I just hope he can settle down with the "friend" he always brings to holiday dinners and open a winery like he's always wanted.

S0S
03-16-2009, 05:07 PM
is like a bee

Marc with a c
03-23-2009, 05:35 PM
can a mod sticky this please?

for reals.

WampusCrandle
03-29-2009, 06:26 AM
if he is so unstable, how could he not love the sig i made him?

the logic is overwhelming

Annie Waits
03-29-2009, 06:29 AM
i kinda feel bad for him, i hope someday he reunites with the only girlfriend he's ever gave an orgasm to...

BlackSpider
03-29-2009, 06:31 AM
i kinda feel bad for him, i hope someday he reunites with the only girlfriend he's ever gave an orgasm to...


I heard she was able to orgasm just by reading his posts.
With no other stimulation...

foodcourtdruide
04-27-2009, 01:26 PM
tweet tweet

WampusCrandle
04-27-2009, 03:21 PM
tweet tweet

ugh, i think my love for our Gvac may be fleeting with this new twitter Gvac.

epo
04-27-2009, 03:30 PM
ugh, i think my love for our Gvac may be fleeting with this new twitter Gvac.

That sentiment is exactly why you might be a mod one day.

epo
05-08-2009, 07:01 AM
This new anti-high heel sentiment has me worried for his mental stability.....

foodcourtdruide
05-08-2009, 07:06 AM
Agreed. Really doesn't make sense.

epo
08-07-2009, 08:44 PM
The Wire was NYPD Blue with more swearing and nudity.

Nothing groundbreaking there.

Obviously unstable.

brettmojo
08-07-2009, 08:45 PM
Obviously unstable.
He also said Six Feet Under was awful too.

hammersavage
08-07-2009, 08:46 PM
I love the old codger, but it might be time for him to see someone. His brain is out of whack

HBox
08-07-2009, 08:47 PM
Obviously unstable.

If there was any justice in this world he would be shot for saying such things.

IMSlacker
08-07-2009, 08:49 PM
I've reported him to the white house, maybe that will help.

HBox
08-07-2009, 08:49 PM
I've reported him to the white house, maybe that will help.

IMO Obama has no bigger priority right now than to deal with this.

brettmojo
08-07-2009, 08:51 PM
IMO Obama has no bigger priority right now than to deal with this.
We could at least get a beer summit out of this...

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/beer_summit_0709.jpg

jonyrotn
03-03-2011, 05:48 PM
Has anybody checked the tanning booths down the Jersey shore? If the Alzheimer's has progressed far enough he could be trapped in a tanning bed..

Crispy_Mobile
03-03-2011, 05:51 PM
He's in Dr Steve country bangin out farmers daughters left & right!

RoseBlood
03-03-2011, 06:01 PM
Has anybody checked the tanning booths down the Jersey shore? If the Alzheimer's has progressed far enough he could be trapped in a tanning bed..

He's in Dr Steve country bangin out farmers daughters left & right!

Hes certainly got the Farmer's Tan

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs263.snc1/9028_1198665937119_1542653461_529896_2301439_n.jpg

zildjian361
03-04-2011, 03:47 PM
I am not responsible for gvacs actions. crazy ass mo' fo'

ya smokin my Dear:wub::smoke::drunk: