Cell Phone Radiation Linked to Insomnia, Confusion, Headaches, Depression

[Hottub]

Well, that explains the problem with GvacMobile.

Story here. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324140,00.html)

[GvacMobile]

LIES!!!

I live on this thing and....what were we talking about? I can't think straight. My head is pounding, probably because I haven't slept in days.

I'm so sad.

[ralphbxny]

What ? huh? Im confused...Cell phones what? We have any Advil...my head is killin me!!

[cougarjake13]

i knew it


can we sue ???

[Bunny™]

Everytime I check my voicemail, I forget math.

[Plethora]

Damn. I was hoping to see "strong preference for small portions" on the list of symptoms...

[scottinnj]

Explains a lot about Ear.

[lleeder]

I really believe this.

[Freakshow]

Well, that explains the problem with GvacMobile.

Story here. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324140,00.html)

It wouldn't explain what was wrong with stationary GVAC. Unless cell phones can steal hats...

[A.J.]

And to think I was mocked for refusing to have a cell phone.

I've never felt healthier or more rested!

[badmonkey]

Well, that explains the problem with GvacMobile.

Story here. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324140,00.html)

Again no superpowers. Fuckin bullshit.

[Bulldogcakes]

If I want Insomnia, Confusion, Headaches, Depression I'll just go back to being a Jets fan.

[scottinnj]

BTW, I'm connected to the Internet using WiFi on my laptop, which is in my lap. Should I be worried, or should I just turn this thread into some gamma ray gay detour into nonsense?