TEETH (Vagina Dentata)

[fezident]

Ummm... I think we're officially out of ideas for new movies.

Ladies and Gentlemen of RONFEZ.net, I present to you:

"Teeth".


http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html


SYNOPSIS

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

[HBox]

I feel bad criticizing any movie that is original but Holy CRAP that looks bad.

[thejives]

wait... that's a myth?

oooh that fuckin stacy crenshaw lied to me!

[RhinoinMN]

I'm still in disbelief. I was sure that this was some sort of ruse, but now I think.....I don't know shit.

[Chris from TX]

That's crazy. I can't imagine sticking my dick into anything with teeth!

[PapaBear]

That's crazy. I can't imagine sticking my dick into anything with teeth!
You're joking. Right?

[Chris from TX]

You're joking. Right?

No. Just asses and toothless old lady mouth for me.

[WampusCrandle]

it will probably turn out that the girl had a twin but was fused together in the womb, aka, her vagina. so her twin is her vagina, and the teeth that are there.

[Gmann]

This may very well be the scariest move EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[NITRON]

I guess its not a comedy.

[TheMojoPin]

I guess its not a comedy.

Incorrect.

Interesting that that trailer plays up the horror aspect so much, since all the other media push I've seen play up the dark comedy aspect of it.

[ChimneyFish]

Ummm... I think we're officially out of ideas for new movies.


You said it.

Wow.:blink:

I'm actually speechless.

[Team_Ramrod]

Ha!
That's great.
This girls pootie has teeth!

I wish my chick had teeth in her snapper; instead it has an ATM... I need to swipe my card before rammer gets any lovin'.

Either way.... I'm fucked.

[scottinnj]

Is it better then Death Bed: The Bed That Ate People?

Thank you Patton Oswalt.

[ChimneyFish]

I've recently been shopping around my screenplay about a man who can drink with his cock.

[RhinoinMN]

I've recently been shopping around my screenplay about a man who can drink with his cock.

Fascinating premise, but if were true I would be forced to drink pints instead of talls.

[ChimneyFish]

Fascinating premise, but if were true I would be forced to drink pints instead of talls.

In the sequel, he discovers that his balls are capable of acting like a sonar device, much like dolphin or a bat.

[Bulldogcakes]

If you think thats weird, just wait till the scene where she flosses.

[BoondockSaint]

The real horror would be if she could talk out of that hole too.

[Chris from TX]

The real horror would be if she could talk out of that hole too.

:laugh: funny

[sailor]

linda lovelace's cousin?

[fezident]

There's a "pissterine" joke in here somewhere.

[FUNKMAN]

bet she has some gap between the two front ones...

[Contra]

I cant wait to see it:thumbup:

[drjoek]

What am I suppose to charge far an exam, xrays and a cleaning?

[RhinoinMN]

What am I suppose to charge far an exam, xrays and a cleaning?

YES! Trifecta.

[Servo]

The real horror would be if she could talk out of that hole too.

Nah, they made that movie back in the 70s.

Chatterbox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/)

[ralphbxny]

Nah, they made that movie back in the 70s.

Chatterbox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/)

Now I am going to Netflix to see if I can add this to my Cue!

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/chatterbox.jpg

[milliehatchett]

I'm going to SUE!!! Someone STOLE that from me!

When my son was 13, I told him that all girls have razor sharp teeth in their vaginas. The night before a girl gets married, she goes to a "special" dentist to have the teeth removed. My sons response? "So, I should only date married chicks, right?"

The worst part of it is that my real name is Dawn...I have no teeth in my vagina...well, not since the night before I got married.