View Full Version : If it bleeds, it needs . . . a nappy-time
Judge Smails
01-14-2008, 09:55 AM
Girls in Britain are hitting puberty as young as 3 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=508020&in_page_id=1879&ICO=FEMAIL&ICL=TOPART)
At the age of three, the worries of most little girls rarely stretch beyond what outfit to dress their dolls in, and how to ride a bike.
But for Hayley Smith, her third year brought a set of problems most children her age wouldn't even have heard of, let alone been able to comprehend - puberty.
While her baby-sized friends enjoyed the simplest of life's pleasures, Hayley spent her time laid up on the sofa with period pains.
She also had to put up with other un-pleasantries of puberty, including body odour, greasy hair and mood swings.
Not surprisingly, her parents, Debbie, 41, a chemist and David, 45, a project manager from Nottingham, were left both distraught and baffled by the changes in their daughter's body, and behaviour.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HoldenDM1301_468x664.jpg
HAWT!!
Dougie Brootal
01-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Girls in Britain are hitting puberty as young as 3 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=508020&in_page_id=1879&ICO=FEMAIL&ICL=TOPART)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HoldenDM1301_468x664.jpg
HAWT!!
she kinda looks like an olsen twin.
TooLowBrow
01-14-2008, 10:02 AM
there go my 3 year old hairless vagina fantasies...:wallbash:
topless_mike
01-14-2008, 10:03 AM
thats the oldest looking 3 year old i have ever seen.
DolaMight
01-14-2008, 10:10 AM
Girls in Britain are hitting puberty as young as 3 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=508020&in_page_id=1879&ICO=FEMAIL&ICL=TOPART)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/HoldenDM1301_468x664.jpg
HAWT!!
If she lost the Bratz gear she'd be able to go clubbing. Good for her.
donnie_darko
01-14-2008, 10:11 AM
i blame the whites.
IamFogHat
01-14-2008, 10:13 AM
I thought this would have something to do with Imus.
"When she told me that you wouldn't expect body odour until a child was approaching their teens, I felt sick with worry.
Ewww.
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26469/200.jpg
IamFogHat
01-14-2008, 10:22 AM
On a more serious note though, why the fuck are these idiot parents allowing their daughter to be photographed, her identity revealed, and these really private, personal details spread around world news channels like this? It's fucking despicable, what a bunch of assholes.
mendyweiss
01-14-2008, 10:32 AM
http://www2.yk.psu.edu/~sg3/sts497a/london/images/ticket.png
topless_mike
01-14-2008, 10:38 AM
http://www2.yk.psu.edu/~sg3/sts497a/london/images/ticket.png
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/kahne8198/ChrisHanson.jpg
topless_mike
01-14-2008, 10:38 AM
On a more serious note though, why the fuck are these idiot parents allowing their daughter to be photographed, her identity revealed, and these really private, personal details spread around world news channels like this? It's fucking despicable, what a bunch of assholes.
they are british, what did you expect? they probably have bad teeth, too.
the above, of course, excludes Jersey Rich. i <3 him
SatCam
01-14-2008, 11:59 AM
I bet she's gonna have the biggest titties in the first grade
ralphbxny
01-14-2008, 12:06 PM
Her parents are chemist and a project manager...I think this is a superbaby!!
topless_mike
01-14-2008, 12:12 PM
this is another LDM in the making...
good, now that we're all on an fbi watch list...
DolaMight
01-14-2008, 12:19 PM
Her parents are chemist and a project manager...I think this is a superbaby!!
Excuse me but are you suggesting we create a generation of Superkids?
DolaMight
01-14-2008, 12:21 PM
I bet she's gonna have the biggest titties in the first grade
And in high school she'll be the one asking for a hall pass because of hot flashes.
Marc with a c
01-14-2008, 01:06 PM
i love me a nice bilf
FUNKMAN
01-14-2008, 03:27 PM
it got uncomfortable when the teacher asked the class to take out their pads
Dougie Brootal
01-14-2008, 03:29 PM
is it wrong to jack to this thread?
scottinnj
01-14-2008, 04:59 PM
It's going to hell wrong, that is why I know you will.
Marc with a c
01-14-2008, 06:04 PM
it got uncomfortable when the teacher asked the class to take out their pads
not as uncomfortable as if she asked then to take out their tampons.
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