Drunk man slides down escalator rail at LA mall, embarrasses family by dying.

[Bunny™]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322425,00.html

LOS ANGELES — Heavy drinking may have lead to a man's death at a shopping mall in Hollywood Saturday night.

Authorities say the man was trying to slide down the banister of an escalator when he lost his balance and plunged several stories onto another escalator below.

He was declared dead at a hospital from a head injury.

Police quote his friends as saying the man "had been drinking quite a bit."

Police haven't released his name.

The mall is in the same complex that holds the Kodak Theatre, where the Academy Awards are held

:lol::thumbup::laugh::tongue::clap:

This post dedicated to Charles Darwin.
"Keep 'em coming, Chuck!"
With love,
all of us at RonFez.net

[drusilla]

stupid is as stupid does

[djjd]

:drunk: people are funny

[Drunky McBetidont]

i dont want my last words to be, "hey watch this."
jackass has ruined the nation

[furie]

video?

[led37zep]

That complex has some pretty long escalator rails, oh well.

Wait...who get sued?

[FUNKMAN]

certainly won't elevate the family name

[ZigZagBigBag]

but his face rings a bell!! oh wait, sorry wrong joke.

[FUNKMAN]

bet he got alot of stares

[joethebartender]

definately his lowest point.

[djjd]

http://www.krustofski.com/images/is25.jpg

[HBox]

Did a Japanese guy come up with the thread title?

You have shamed your family and dishonored your name. Your first born son must commit harikari to remove the stain from your family

[DonInNC]

We should send a card to conveyer sympathies.

[ralphbxny]

Gravity is a bitch!

[Bunny™]

I would like to do something to lift this family's spirits, since I can only imagine that they have all descended into a state of deep depression.

[FUNKMAN]

how appropriate, his favorite tune was Stairway To Heaven...

[SatCam]

his family said his drinking lead to his downfall

[FUNKMAN]

his second favorite tune was a number by Quiet Riot

Bang Your Head

[Recyclerz]

I guess his life was

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* He only qualifies for a Darwin Award if he hasn't already successfully spread his underperforming DNA into progeny

[TheMojoPin]

At least we know it wasn't this guy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/espink/a16f1216.jpg

[spoon]

At least we know it wasn't this guy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/espink/a16f1216.jpg

Or his kids!

That God Damn kid is back on the escalator again!!

Greatest thread title ever!!!!

[Yerdaddy]

He should have been drinking Miller Lite: Tastes great - less falling!

[spoon]

He should have been drinking Miller Lite: Tastes great - less falling!

so bad

you funkman wannabees!!

[Yerdaddy]

so bad

you funkman wannabees!!

Funk him! I'm punny!

[GonzoStyle]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322425,00.html

LOS ANGELES — Heavy drinking may have lead to a man's death at a shopping mall in Hollywood Saturday night.

Authorities say the man was trying to slide down the banister of an escalator when he lost his balance and plunged several stories onto another escalator below.

He was declared dead at a hospital from a head injury.

Police quote his friends as saying the man "had been drinking quite a bit."

Police haven't released his name.

The mall is in the same complex that holds the Kodak Theatre, where the Academy Awards are held

:lol::thumbup::laugh::tongue::clap:

This post dedicated to Charles Darwin.
"Keep 'em coming, Chuck!"
With love,
all of us at RonFez.net

just cause this mook was being a retard is no reason to give alcohol a bad name.

[IrishAlkey]

He appears to have missed a few of his 12 steps.

[GonzoStyle]

oh you minx, see what he did there?!?!?!?!

[IrishAlkey]

oh you minx, see what he did there?!?!?!?!

I be trippin'!

[topless_mike]

remember, its not the fall that will kill ya, its that sudden stop at the end.

oh well. fuck him.

[GonzoStyle]

I be trippin'!

That's not Willie Nelson stupid! It's Colonel Sanders.

[IrishAlkey]

WHAT THE EFF, DAVID BLAINE!

Stop putting shit in my ass!

[GonzoStyle]

I think Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet.

HEY, YOU'RE NOT DEAF.

[Bunny™]

Watch that first step...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p44/Cinephileamateur/cinema/large_139624.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it he drove an escalade