The Chairman
01-11-2008, 12:55 PM
OK, so my friends and I decided that we would change the usual venue for watching the NFL Conference Finals this year.
One of my friends suggested Hooters. Another suggested ESPN Zone.
Now…nothing against Hooters or ESPN Zone (OK, maybe a little against them)…but I fall into the category of person that DOES NOT like to go somewhere during something that is THE OBVIOUS PLACE.
So, I basically said to my friends… that going to Hooters or ESPN Zone to watch the NFL Conference Finals was like… and I then listed off a bunch of analogous situations…
Now, if you remember me from my "posting a lot days", I would give you like 100+ examples, but I’m just going to start off with just a few. I’m asking for some more examples from you….
Top Places As Bad as Going to Hooters for The NFL Conference Finals:
1. Margaritaville after a Jimmy Buffet Concert.
2. Nobu during the Tribeca Film Festival.
3. Sloppy Joe's after The Key West Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest.
4. The Stonewall Bar after the Gay Rights Parade.
5. Sylvia's on Martin Luther King Day.
6. Pat O'Briens on Mardis Gras.
7. Friendly's after your Long Island kid's junior high school winter concert or;
7b. Serendipity 3 after your NYC kid's 2nd. grade play at the 92nd. St. Y or;
7c. Dorian's Red Hand after the Trinity High School 5 year reunion.
8. Wo Hop during Chinese New Year.
9. Red Lobster after a Jay-Z concert.
10. The Back Room at Loehmanns for their one-day sale the day after Yom Kippur
11. McSorley’s after the St. Patrick’s Day Parade
12. The Delano during Art Basel
13. Café Florian during Carnivale in Venice
14. The Early Bird Dinner in Florida during the AARP Convention
etc.
etc.
etc.
The Chairman
One of my friends suggested Hooters. Another suggested ESPN Zone.
Now…nothing against Hooters or ESPN Zone (OK, maybe a little against them)…but I fall into the category of person that DOES NOT like to go somewhere during something that is THE OBVIOUS PLACE.
So, I basically said to my friends… that going to Hooters or ESPN Zone to watch the NFL Conference Finals was like… and I then listed off a bunch of analogous situations…
Now, if you remember me from my "posting a lot days", I would give you like 100+ examples, but I’m just going to start off with just a few. I’m asking for some more examples from you….
Top Places As Bad as Going to Hooters for The NFL Conference Finals:
1. Margaritaville after a Jimmy Buffet Concert.
2. Nobu during the Tribeca Film Festival.
3. Sloppy Joe's after The Key West Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest.
4. The Stonewall Bar after the Gay Rights Parade.
5. Sylvia's on Martin Luther King Day.
6. Pat O'Briens on Mardis Gras.
7. Friendly's after your Long Island kid's junior high school winter concert or;
7b. Serendipity 3 after your NYC kid's 2nd. grade play at the 92nd. St. Y or;
7c. Dorian's Red Hand after the Trinity High School 5 year reunion.
8. Wo Hop during Chinese New Year.
9. Red Lobster after a Jay-Z concert.
10. The Back Room at Loehmanns for their one-day sale the day after Yom Kippur
11. McSorley’s after the St. Patrick’s Day Parade
12. The Delano during Art Basel
13. Café Florian during Carnivale in Venice
14. The Early Bird Dinner in Florida during the AARP Convention
etc.
etc.
etc.
The Chairman