Puking & Shitting... Simultaneously

[Doctor Z]

In my life, I had never experienced such an atrocity... until last night. I don't know if I have a stomach flu or food poisoning, but since last night I haven't been able to keep anything down. I've thrown up 4 times since yesterday, all while firing out piss from my ass. Is there something going around? This is the fucking worst.

[MHasegawa]

no film??? drats!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

had this happen during food poisoning

serves me right for eating Tilapia in a Jewish Deli

[djjd]

no puking but for the last few days, every time i eat, i'm in the bathroom about twenty minutes later with this really disgusting liquid shit, started tueday, finally seems to be settling down now

[Furtherman]

I never caught that bug but I do remember in college something like that went around. I had friends who were doing the same, sitting on the bowl and puking in a can at the same time. A couple ended up going to the hospital due to dehydration. So drink water, lots of it!

[Tall_James]

I made kielbasa and onion rings for lunch today. I may just be asking for trouble.

[A.J.]

Eat some yogurt.

It was what saved me from my first case of trots in the Middle East (not the Pakistan part).

[SouthSideJohnny]

I made kielbasa and onion rings for lunch today.

Post that in the health forum just to freak everyone out.

[Doctor Z]

Question: Can food poisoning bring on a fever? Or is the fact that I have 102.4 a surefire sign that I've got a stomach flu?

[topless_mike]

In my life, I had never experienced such an atrocity... until last night. I don't know if I have a stomach flu or food poisoning, but since last night I haven't been able to keep anything down. I've thrown up 4 times since yesterday, all while firing out piss from my ass. Is there something going around? This is the fucking worst.

useless without pics...

[Tall_James]

Post that in the health forum just to freak everyone out.

grlNIN would totally kick my ass if I did.

[Jujubees2]

Question: Can food poisoning bring on a fever? Or is the fact that I have 102.4 a surefire sign that I've got a stomach flu?

Yes, food poisoning can give you a fever. I had a bad case once on a bus ride in upstate NY going from Olean to Buffalo in January. There's not much worse than puking and having the runs in a bus with a stainless steel bathroom with no heat when it's ten degreees outside.

[FUNKMAN]

got food poisoning up in Salem Mass from some clam chowder... it gave me the idea for a new workout tape called " 18 Hour Abs " after i got through the worst of it it felt like i did six zillion situps

flat coke and dry toast

[NortonRules]

this thread is useless without pics.

[TeeBone]

This happened to me once on my way to go skiing. I had to pull over at a gas station and ask myself the most disturbing question I have ever to ponder internally, "Do I sit or stand?" In other words, is it better to shit in the bowl and puke on the ground all over everything or puke in the bowl and shit on the ground? Both are awful but I opted to sit and shit. Needless to say that walking through a tepid pool of my own sick made me wonder if the decision I made was the right one.
...This actually might have some legs as a thread in and of itself...Hardest question you have ever had to ask yourself?

[ibanez23]

Hate the shit talk.Its so childish......Excuse Me I have to go spray the bowl.:flush:

[furie]

i got food poisoning a couple of years back when i was in OKC, OK. I was having explosive diarrhea while puking. i basically leaned over to the sink to puck in there while i was shitting.
I wanted to call out to work but couldn't. I was on training with the government and if i missed even one day had to repeat the program. and two more weeks in OKC would have been just too much for me.
:flush:

[sailor]

be mindful you don't implode

[WhistlePig]

You didn't eat any Quorn did you?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63932&highlight=Quorn

[Hottub]

You didn't eat any Quorn did you?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63932&highlight=Quorn

Nice callback!:clap:

[eeroomnhoj]

In my life, I had never experienced such an atrocity... until last night. I don't know if I have a stomach flu or food poisoning, but since last night I haven't been able to keep anything down. I've thrown up 4 times since yesterday, all while firing out piss from my ass. Is there something going around? This is the fucking worst.

We (my wife and I) had something like that about 7 years ago. Up the whole night poopin' and pukin'. We had to make a rule. Poop upstairs puke downstairs. Keep a bucket next to you upstairs in case you exploded from both ends.

http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db464-human-toilet.jpg

[PopPop]

One time in Portland Main I got a seafood platter at a place called "Becky's. At the hotel that night I was sitting on the can and puking into the bathtub at the same time.. Explosive. ew!:down: