Does Jizz Have a Smell?

[NortonRules]

I've discussed this with a few friends. Does jizz itself have a definite smell?
I swear the room smells different (a bit like salt water or a mild bleach) after 'taking care of things', but there are many factors in play:

- it could just be a very slight hint of ass or taint smell
- the jizz could smell upon contact with tissues or paper products
- it could vary from person to person depending on diet


Maybe women could shed some informed light on this topic.

[mikeyboy]

Go do the smell test and get back to us.

[Marc with a c]

this is when i like not being able to edit thread titles.

[TheMojoPin]

Yes, of course it does, you prudeish turd.

[NortonRules]

Go do the smell test and get back to us.

To me it has a slight smell, but that could be a reaction triggered by mixing with the tissue.
I've never sniffed the pure stuff.

[Tall_James]

I've never sniffed the pure stuff.
Go jerk off a Columbian.

[drjoek]

NortonRules=LordJezo?

[SatCam]

Does Jizz Have a Smell?

im not falling for that one again

[Bunny™]

Smells like.....victory.

[Dougie Brootal]

tNortonRules=LordJezo?
when i saw drjoek was the last post in this thread i thought for sure it would be something like 'douggrasso? any thoughts?'

[underdog]

Go jerk off a Columbian.

If I had been drinking anything when I read that, I would have spit it out. :clap:

[Stankfoot]

smell marc's back

[Cleophus James]

just ask your mom

[Chris from TX]

"Why does my back smell like chlorine??"

[ZigZagBigBag]

kind of...mushroomy maybe?

[Jughead]

http://www.pulpmovies.com/trailers/wp-content/jizzmopper.jpg Ask the janitor..

[led37zep]

smell marc's back

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[ralphbxny]

:clap:Go jerk off a Columbian.
:thumbup:

[Hottub]

It smells like Doug's breath, I think.

[thejives]

im not falling for that one again

:clap:

you guys knocked this one out of the park.

[fezident]

Smells like.....victory.

:thumbup:

[grlNIN]

smell marc's back

Soulja Boy makes sense now.

[cougarjake13]

mine often smells bleach like

[sailor]

douggrasso? any thoughts?

[Dougie Brootal]

douggrasso? any thoughts?

well yours smells like movie theatre popcorn. does that help?

[drjoek]

well yours smells like movie theatre popcorn. does that help?

threads like a moth to a flame huh dougie?:tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

threads like a moth to a flame huh dougie?:tongue:
i know, i know, im seeking professional help...

[Fezticle98]

Does Jizz Have a Smell?

I don't know, but it definitely has a taste.

[NortonRules]

on a related topic, when i used to jerk off in the shower and the jizz got wet it turned into rubber cement and was impossible to deal with/clean up.
that's common, right? it would look like oatmeal and cling to the hair on my legs. painful to remove after it dries.

i don't do that in the shower anymore. i've learned my lesson.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn it , way too late to make the obvious douggrasso or marc joke

[underdog]

on a related topic, when i used to jerk off in the shower and the jizz got wet it turned into rubber cement and was impossible to deal with/clean up.
that's common, right? it would look like oatmeal and cling to the hair on my legs. painful to remove after it dries.

i don't do that in the shower anymore. i've learned my lesson.

Yeah, soap normally neutralizes that, though.

[SinA]

I think the answer lies in Soundbard Fez's quote "why does my back smell like ammonia?"

[Death Metal Moe]

I think the answer lies in Soundbard Fez's quote "why does my back smell like ammonia?"

That was "chrlorine."

[SinA]

That was "chrlorine."

oh. must be that whenever i hear that i think to myself "i think it smells like ammonia"
so... to answer nortonrules' question... ammonia.. especially if you don't clean it up for a few days.


























what? i was busy. it got cleaned up eventually.

[A.J.]

If I had been drinking anything when I read that, I would have spit it out. :clap:

Not a swallower, huh? :devil2:

[topless_mike]

smells alot like... uncooked bacon, if you ask me.

[RhinoinMN]

smells like my chic's farts.

[realmenhatelife]

A jizz rag definately has a bleachy twang.

I used to work at a starbucks, and the milk pitchers smell exactly like jizz when you take them out of the sanitizer (high pressure, high temp dish washer) Just bleachy hot protein.

Also, smells like Fez's mike or Casey Elan's feet.

[cougarjake13]

Does Jizz Have a Smell?

I don't know, but it definitely has a taste.

umm

how would you know ???

have you tried your own ??? or other male samplings ???

[Team_Ramrod]

Jeeze, it was a simple question.....


I'll take the lead on this one.

It smells much like chlorine and pennies.

Was that so hard?

Sometimes you guys, sometimes.

[DiabloSammich]

A jizz rag definately has a bleachy twang.

I used to work at a starbucks, and the milk pitchers smell exactly like jizz when you take them out of the sanitizer (high pressure, high temp dish washer) Just bleachy hot protein.




You put your jizz in a sanitizer? Odd.