My Tummy Feels Funny

[GvacMobile]

Like mushy poopies are coming.

Me no likey.

I blame God.

[Chip196]

I gave both my employees the day off today, and spent last night puking my brains out. I had no choice but to come in today ... I feel you pain GVAC ... feel better.

[Cleophus James]

Just go poop

[Hottub]

Do you keep a bucket in the truck?
Baby wipes?

[reillyluck]

ew.

[PhishHead]

welcome to my life everyday

[A.J.]

Have some McDonald's.

[Marc with a c]

one to many roast beef sandwiches served through the glory hole my man.

[JerseyRich]

welcome to my life everyday

He eats normal food. You have no excuse.

[Dougie Brootal]

i just took a huge dump. i named it marc.

[Marc with a c]

was it sexy and taste like cotton candy? if so it makes perfect sense.

[Dougie Brootal]

was it sexy and taste like cotton candy? if so it makes perfect sense.

funny you should mention...:innocent:

[GvacMobile]

So far so good.

No poopies.

Yet.

[reillyluck]

ew.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

some fiber should help

[BoondockSaint]

Drink a huge cup of coffee.

[Chigworthy]

A drop or two of Visine is said to work wonders on a sore stummy.

[NITRON]

Have some McDonald's.

or White Castle burgers.

[sr71blackbird]

When I get that feeling, I toss down at least 6 immodiums, I get some white rice from a chinese place and eat a banana and drink ginger ale.

[grlNIN]

Just read some of thedude!'s posts.

There's enough shit in them to hold you over.

[reillyluck]

ew.

[Gvac]

Good news. Today was a false alarm. My stomach was queasy all day but I never pooped.

You can all rest easy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Like mushy poopies are coming.

Me no likey.

I blame God.

If you really blamed God, you'd have dropped that blasphemous turn by now.

Pany waist!

[ralphbxny]

Good news. Today was a false alarm. My stomach was queasy all day but I never pooped.

You can all rest easy.

Finally I can go inside and watch the Ranger game!

[SatCam]

He eats normal food. You have no excuse.

http://www.marinaicecream.com/images/Ben%20&%20Jerrys%20Pints%20Yogurt%20Phish%20Food.gif

[Friday]

lately i am pretty stressed and so i basically feel this way every day.
and i love pooping... almost too much... but not 4-6 times a day.
blech! and sometimes... *ouchies*

do i share too much?? :p

[Fallon]

Good news. Today was a false alarm. My stomach was queasy all day but I never pooped.

You can all rest easy.

You should get some tips from Lilly Three Shits.

[IMSlacker]

Maybe you forgot to eat the carrots and green beans.

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[GvacMobile]

One day late.

Wow.

I hope this isn't some kind of virus. I barely made it.

[Marc with a c]

why don't you go shit in your hat?

[Dougie Brootal]

why don't you go shit in your hat?

cuz he lost it!

[GvacMobile]

Seriously...the toilet looked like a crime scene.

[Fallon]

Seriously...the toilet looked like a crime scene.

You may need this..

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9241/crimelrgrz0.jpg

[A.J.]

Seriously...the toilet looked like a crime scene.

Like someone threw pudding into a ceiling fan?