McDonald's Sucks!

[Gvac]

Fuck that clown and his greasy shit. It all tastes like crap.

The only time I eat that garbage is when I wanna take a nasty shit for my enjoyment.

[IamPixie]

I enjoy a nice snack wrap. Moderation is key.

[Snoogans]

Fuck that clown and his greasy shit. It all tastes like crap.

The only time I eat that garbage is when I wanna take a nasty shit for my enjoyment.

how dare you step on my heart like this

[Gvac]

how dare you step on my heart like this

Now you know how I feel when you piss on my beloved Dewar's.

[Snoogans]

Now you know how I feel when you piss on my beloved Dewar's.

touche

VIVA MCRIB

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you shouldnt like it

it sucks ass now

I will only eat the McRib and Stuff from the 1980s

[BoondockSaint]

You must be drunk.

[Marc with a c]

edit: dumb joke

[Snoogans]

GvacMobile is so much better

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gvac is loyal to

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

[Snoogans]

Gvac is loyal to

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

I would be too. Except Louie Anderson works there

[topless_mike]

yeah fuck mcdonalds.

want real food? pony up and git some white castle.
jalapeno cheesburgers (10 sack), sack of fries, mozz sticks, chicken rings....

oh yeah- and a diet coke.

[topless_mike]

I will only eat the McRib and Stuff from the 1980s

i really hope you dont still have mcdonalds in your fridge from 1980.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i really hope you dont still have mcdonalds in your fridge from 1980.

I dont, but when they do notstalgic comebacks I am down

I will eat a plain Hamburger also, love those onion bits, but that is few and futile

I haven't had mcdonalds in a good year sober

[mdr55]

Arby's should bring back the Onion Petals. Some Arby's have them. Some don't.

And why do they have 2 types of fries?? The regular french fries and curly fries. Onion ring products get no respect.:furious:

[Snoogans]

and can we get a fuckin Sonic somewhere PLEASE

[topless_mike]

Arby's should bring back the Onion Petals. Some Arby's have them. Some don't.

And why do they have 2 types of fries?? The regular french fries and curly fries. Onion ring products get no respect.:furious:

fuck onion rings. they were trying to be cool and different but are nothing more than a 2nd class menu item.

[ralphbxny]

Its Like I Dont Know You!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fuck onion rings. they were trying to be cool and different but are nothing more than a 2nd class menu item.

agreed i like Onion Rings with actual Onions, esp the Bloomin Onion from Outback, so unhealthy but sooo good

[topless_mike]

agreed i like Onion Rings with actual Onions, esp the Bloomin Onion from Outback, so unhealthy but sooo good

fuck the outback as well.
more 2nd class food. outback is the mcdonalds of steakhouses.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fuck the outback as well.
more 2nd class food. outback is the mcdonalds of steakhouses.

who eats steaks at Outback, I get the Bloomin Onion when at work

I haven't had a good steak in a good year

[topless_mike]

who eats steaks at Outback, I get the Bloomin Onion when at work

I haven't had a good steak in a good year

the one by you in edison is a shithole.

[Devo37]

mcdonalds fries aren't even that good anymore. they seem to under-cook them now. plus, no beef tallow in the cooking oil anymore! damn you, ronald!

[Snoogans]

Go to a butcher. Get a good steak, and cook it at home. It dominates

[Slumbag]

I gotta agree. Other than the breakfast, McDonalds sucks a fat dick.
In the town I live in, they just rebuilt our McDonalds into a SUPER McDonalds. People keep asking me, "Have you been to McDonalds", and I look at em' like they're retarded. Just cause it's new, I should treat the place any different than any other shitty McDonalds?

[DonInNC]

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to 1975 to see if the Big Macs then were really as big as I remember.

[Gvac]

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to 1975 to see if the Big Macs then were really as big as I remember.

I'd go back to 1975 just to watch the Reds beat the Red Sox in the World Series again.

[Snoogans]

why would you waste time doing that when you could stop in 96 and GET MCRIBS AND ARCH DELUXES TOGETHER

[mdr55]

What the heck is in a SUPER McDonalds that makes it Super???

[Snoogans]

I'd go back to 1975 just to watch the Reds beat the Red Sox in the World Series again.

thats the only way you will ever see the Reds win the WS again

[Marc with a c]

and can we get a fuckin Sonic somewhere PLEASE

i want to try those drinks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the one by you in edison is a shithole.

I know, I havent been there since the FIVE GUYS opened in the same shopping center


Edison Sucks for food

Tastee Subs on Rt 27 are good

[Gvac]

I think there's a Sonic somewhere down the Jersey shore.

Road trip?

[Snoogans]

i want to try those drinks.

everything rules. I went to one in Virginia when I was mad that I couldnt, by state law, get a steak cooked medium rare. Sonic would own all, thats why they wont let them around here

[Snoogans]

I think there's a Sonic somewhere down the Jersey shore.

Road trip?

last i checked none in NJ or NY

[Devo37]

i want to try those drinks.

am i the only one who thinks the 'wife' in those sonic drive-thru commercials is really cute?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think there's a Sonic somewhere down the Jersey shore.

Road trip?



Holy Shit there is one in Waretown

I am so there

I may wake up the wife

she hates fast food

but loves their drinks





http://www.sonicdrivein.com/images/locator/pageTitle_findASonic.gif<!-- START MAP RESULTS --><!-- width of east + west rails --><!-- width of gap between zoom and pan --><!-- nw, nxnw, n, nxne, ne --><!-- ene, exne, e, exse, ese --> <!-- Begin content --> <table class="mqTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td> </td> <td class="mqTd" colspan="1"> SONIC Drive-In Map
566 ROUTE 9
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(609) 971-8700</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Snoogans]

Holy Shit there is one in Waretown

I am so there

I may wake up the wife

she hates fast food

but loves their drinks

we have to plan this. We need 2 road trips and we have to figure it out

[mdr55]

Where's Waretown???

[Gvac]

Waretown is by Forked River, south of Toms River.

[Snoogans]

BRING ON THE SONIC REVOLUTION

we all need to get together and show up, see if they can handle 50 people at once

[Gvac]

We're gonna need weed, and lots of it.

[ralphbxny]

last i checked none in NJ or NY

Closest Sonic I know is in Dover DE....I love that place too.

[Ritalin]

I think there's a Sonic somewhere down the Jersey shore.

Road trip?

Awesome that the same cat who started the "McDonald's sucks" thread wants to road trip to Sonic.

Sonic sucks too. It all sucks, except Steak and Shake.

[Snoogans]

Awesome that the same cat who started the "McDonald's sucks" thread wants to road trip to Sonic.

Sonic sucks too. It all sucks, except Steak and Shake.

YOU ARE VIOLATING A CODE OF MEN RIGHT NOW, AND WE WONT STAND FOR IT

[mdr55]

Closest Sonic I know is in Dover DE....I love that place too.


Where?? I go to Dover Downs when I visit my relatives over there.

[DonInNC]

and can we get a fuckin Sonic somewhere PLEASE

I'm within walking distance of one, except I don't walk there because I'm a lazy fat fuck that eats at Sonic three times a week.

[ATMfromChico]

Hey, how did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Anyone? Anyone. Ha, she didn't. The Burger King gave her AIDS and she died.

:smoke:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm within walking distance of one, except I don't walk there because I'm a lazy fat fuck that eats at Sonic three times a week.

you are lucky man

I bet u are close to Shoneys and Bob Evans

Bob Evans has a kick ass Chicken Fried Steak

[mikeyboy]

I like Chik-fil-a.

[Ritalin]

YOU ARE VIOLATING A CODE OF MEN RIGHT NOW, AND WE WONT STAND FOR IT

Hey, I know the code of men, and eating shitty Sonic isn't in there.

Unless you've had a couple of shots. Then it's right there under "she's not too fat, go ahead and fuck her"

[Snoogans]

I like Chik-fil-a.

i bet you do

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like Chik-fil-a.


there is one in both the Menlo and Woodbridge Mall
best Chix Sandwich out there , Ranch 1 bites Chick Fil A 's dust

[Snoogans]

there is one in both the Menlo and Woodbridge Mall
best Chix Sandwich out there , Ranch 1 bites Chick Fil A 's dust

id rather eat a shitty BK italian chicken sandwich then go to a place called Chick Fil A

PLUS THEY STOLE THE NAME FROM THE PEACH BOWL. FUCK THEM

[ralphbxny]

Where?? I go to Dover Downs when I visit my relatives over there.

Lebanon Rd off of Route 13. Its about a 10 min drive from the Race track! Closer to the military base.

[DonInNC]

you are lucky man

I bet u are close to Shoneys and Bob Evans

Bob Evans has a kick ass Chicken Fried Steak

Bob Evans breakfast is the best. But that's only because they haven't come out with the McRib McMuffin yet.

[ATMfromChico]

Is this pot talk Monday?

[ralphbxny]

you are lucky man

I bet u are close to Shoneys and Bob Evans

Bob Evans has a kick ass Chicken Fried Steak

Shoney's Breakfast Buffet is a cure to a hangover! I learned that in the south!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I like Chik-fil-a.

As Liz and I called it, a delicious chicken sandwich filled with hate.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

id rather eat a shitty BK italian chicken sandwich then go to a place called Chick Fil A

PLUS THEY STOLE THE NAME FROM THE PEACH BOWL. FUCK THEM

we agree 96% of the time

Chick Fil A is the best, great marketing with Cows saying Eat Mor Chiken, awesome nuggets with real white meat , and a kick ass Chicken Sandwich

fuck the Peach Bowl

[Tenbatsuzen]

In-n-Out, Double Meat animal style. Accept no substitutes.

[mdr55]

Lebanon Rd off of Route 13. Its about a 10 min drive from the Race track! Closer to the military base.


Thanks!!!

[ralphbxny]

Bob Evans breakfast is the best. But that's only because they haven't come out with the McRib McMuffin yet.

From your mouth to Ronalds ears!!

[Snoogans]

we agree 96% of the time

Chick Fil A is the best, great marketing with Cows saying Eat Mor Chiken, awesome nuggets with real white meat , and a kick ass Chicken Sandwich

fuck the Peach Bowl

the people of Georgia say fuck you sir

[Tenbatsuzen]

The Fast Food Echelon:

In-N-Out
Wendy's
Chick-Fil-A
White Castle
Roy Rogers.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the people of Georgia say fuck you sir

1861-1865

[Snoogans]

The Fast Food Echelon:

In-N-Out
Wendy's
Chick-Fil-A
White Castle
Roy Rogers.

where the hell is there still Roy Rogers?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The Fast Food Echelon:

In-N-Out
Wendy's
Chick-Fil-A
White Castle
Roy Rogers.

White Castle, Matty your list was almost credible

all I hear is good things about In-N Out Burger

I heard they cut the fries then cook them in front of you, best burger ever

[mdr55]

They still got Roy Rogers at some rest areas that haven't converted to Popeye's yet.

[ralphbxny]

The Fast Food Echelon:

In-N-Out
Wendy's
Chick-Fil-A
White Castle
Roy Rogers.

I havent seen a Roys that wasnt in a rest stop in years...do they still have stores?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

where the hell is there still Roy Rogers?

Exit 12 on Turnpike

also right off Lincoln Tunnel

I eat there every time after a Bar 9 trip

Randy and I eat Roast Beefs and Double R -Bar Burgers drunk all the time

[Snoogans]

They still got Roy Rogers at some rest areas that haven't converted to Popeye's yet.

what are they waiting for. Popeye's is so much better then roy rogers i would eat popeyes you dropped on the floor before fresh, clean roy rogers

[ATMfromChico]

The Fast Food Echelon:

In-N-Out
Wendy's
Chick-Fil-A
White Castle
Roy Rogers.

Add one from the West Coast . . .Foster's Freeze. Good burgers, better shakes.

[mikeyboy]

i bet you do

Fuck that. Chik-fil-a is delicious. You obviously never ate there or you wouldn't say such a thing. The only problem is they aren't open on Sundays because God told them not to or something like that. That's bullshit. I'm sure God would want his children to have a tasty meal on the sabbath. If Jesus comes back during my lifetime, I'm totally going to ask him to turn Big Macs into Chick-fil-a chicken sandwiches instead of that water to wine thing. I mean, free wine is great, but it probably tastes like that crappy, free box wine that East Side Dave used to get from that Chinese restaurant on the west side.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what are they waiting for. Popeye's is so much better then roy rogers i would eat popeyes you dropped on the floor before fresh, clean roy rogers

Popeyes is over rated

dont you dare take away those Roy Rogers

[Devo37]

where the hell is there still Roy Rogers?

there's one across the street from MSG, but it's not that good. i think they still have them in a lot of highway rest-stops, too.

man, i used to love roy rogers!

[ATMfromChico]

what are they waiting for. Popeye's is so much better then roy rogers i would eat popeyes you dropped on the floor before fresh, clean roy rogers

Had a friend who worked as a health inspector. Found a bucket of dead rats in the kitchen of a Popeye's. Maybe that's why they taste so good.

[Snoogans]

Fuck that. Chik-fil-a is delicious. You obviously never ate there or you wouldn't say such a thing. The only problem is they aren't open on Sundays because God told them not to or something like that. That's bullshit. I'm sure God would want his children to have a tasty meal on the sabbath. If Jesus comes back during my lifetime, I'm totally going to ask him to turn Big Macs into Chick-fil-a chicken sandwiches instead of that water to wine thing. I mean, free wine is great, but it probably tastes like that crappy, free box wine that East Side Dave used to get from that Chinese restaurant on the west side.

this might be the best post you ever had. Im not sayin it isnt delicious, but CHANGE THE NAME

[Snoogans]

Had a friend who worked as a health inspector. Found a bucket of dead rats in the kitchen of a Popeye's. Maybe that's why they taste so good.

mmmmmmmmm rat legs

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fuck that. Chik-fil-a is delicious. You obviously never ate there or you wouldn't say such a thing. The only problem is they aren't open on Sundays because God told them not to or something like that. That's bullshit. I'm sure God would want his children to have a tasty meal on the sabbath. If Jesus comes back during my lifetime, I'm totally going to ask him to turn Big Macs into Chick-fil-a chicken sandwiches instead of that water to wine thing. I mean, free wine is great, but it probably tastes like that crappy, free box wine that East Side Dave used to get from that Chinese restaurant on the west side.

Plus they hate the gays. If Hitler was alive, he'd love Chick-Fil-A.

[Gvac]

there's one across the street from MSG, but it's not that good. i think they still have them in a lot of highway rest-stops, too.

man, i used to love roy rogers!

You haven't lived until you've eaten a roast beef 'n' cheese at a glory hole.

Just sayin'.

[Snoogans]

Plus they hate the gays. If Hitler was alive, he'd love Chick-Fil-A.

now I get it, mikeyboy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this might be the best post you ever had. Im not sayin it isnt delicious, but CHANGE THE NAME

stop sucking up, he is not gonna take away the McRib Drop

[Snoogans]

stop sucking up, he is not gonna take away the McRib Drop

He did insult the McRib. I cant be down with that

[Marc with a c]

You haven't lived until you've eaten a roast beef 'n' cheese at a glory hole.

Just sayin'.

i just read that post in dave's gay sean connery voice and it really made me giggle.

[Gvac]

i just read that post in dave's gay sean connery voice and it really made me giggle.

Leave it on my voicemail please?

[Ritalin]

http://www.univie.ac.at/Anglistik/easyrider/data/pages/Fargo/Marge.jpg

Maybe you should have Arby's for lunch, eh?

[DonInNC]

Plus they hate the gays. If Hitler was alive, he'd love Chick-Fil-A.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Mussolini on the other hand...

[Devo37]

You haven't lived until you've eaten a roast beef 'n' cheese at a glory hole.

Just sayin'.

do you wrap the cheese around the shaft while you're 'eating the roast beef'? :tongue:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

He did insult the McRib. I cant be down with that

eh most people do

its about the love for the Mcrib maaaaaaan, it takes a certain cool person to like it

[DonInNC]

You haven't lived until you've eaten a roast beef 'n' cheese at a glory hole.

Just sayin'.


Weird... I feel very alive right now.

[reillyluck]

has anyone seen the splash page (ronfez.net)?

[ATMfromChico]

You haven't lived until you've eaten a roast beef 'n' cheese at a glory hole.

Just sayin'.


hhhmmmm. Is that why the horseradish looks so good?

:wink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

has anyone seen the splash page (http://ronfez.net)?


best j/o material ever

[Snoogans]

has anyone seen the splash page (ronfez.net)?

How could we not. I think everyone already came to it twice

[Snoogans]

damn you hippos

[Gvac]

I gotta jump in the shower. Keep the funny going.

I'm not the least bit tired.

I'll be cursing all of you at 5:30 AM when the alarm goes off though.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn you hippos

Hippo 1
Snoogans 0

[Snoogans]

I gotta jump in the shower. Keep the funny going.

I'm not the least bit tired.

I'll be cursing all of you at 5:30 AM when the alarm goes off though.

Dont get too dirty swimming threw the sewers do drink your wet cardboard with ice

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is it safe to assume that Mikey is actually:

http://www.menifee247.com/uploaded_images/mayor-mccheese-740918.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Is it safe to assume that Mikey is actually:

http://www.menifee247.com/uploaded_images/mayor-mccheese-740918.jpg

Id make a reference to my Mayor Mcheese thread

but my awful bold italic font and :king: make my stomach hurt

[Gvac]

King Hippos Bandaid
I had my mod quote sir, then Reilly banned me...wheh wheh wheh

Call me Buttsecks McFag





Join Date: Feb 2007
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Posts: 6,666



Wow.

[Snoogans]

Thats what happens when you take away the mcrib

[A.J.]

When I'm stuck in some Third World shithole, and I don't want to sample the questionable local fare, McDonald's is my oasis.

EDIT - one good local variation...the Chicken Big Mac:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/428002378_92304af23a.jpg

[mendyweiss]

When my coworker goes to India, she gets the Maharajai burger at Mcdonalds, since they don't serve beef, it's made with lamb, Says its the best !!