If You Load Your Toilet Paper So It Rolls Out From The Bottom...

[Doctor Z]

...you are a savage.

[PapaBear]

Yes.

[Judge Smails]

I have many, many OCDs. Ironically, this one is not one of them, even though it seems to probably be THE most common one as it obviously brings out strong opinions in some people. When I put a new roll in I never bother to check first. Sometimes it's over the top, sometimes it's undneath. What does that make me?

[PapaBear]

I have many, many OCDs. Ironically, this one is not one of them, even though it seems to probably be THE most common one as it obviously brings out strong opinions in some people. When I put a new roll in I never bother to check first. Sometimes it's over the top, sometimes it's undneath. What does that make me?
A savage.

[FUNKMAN]

front - is how i look at it

[epo]

I agree 100%.

[Judge Smails]

A savage.

C'mon, only 50% of the time though. Only half savage like that Russian werewolf boy.

By the way - check public restrooms. I'd say that the vast majority of the time it's underneath.

[spoon]

C'mon, only 50% of the time though. Only half savage like that Russian werewolf boy.

By the way - check public restrooms. I'd say that the vast majority of the time it's underneath.

That's y the public sux. All savages.

[PapaBear]

C'mon, only 50% of the time though. Only half savage like that Russian werewolf boy..
OK. You're Fred Savage.

[Death Metal Moe]

There's no room near my toilet for a roller tube hanging on the wall so my paper is in a holder sitting on the tank.

Better or worse than hanging it improperly?

[Chris from TX]

There's no room near my toilet for a roller tube hanging on the wall so my paper is in a holder sitting on the tank.

Better or worse than hanging it improperly?

Better

[hedges]

How about when you're too lazy to put it on the roller and you just set it there. In the middle of the night you walk into the bathroom, bump into the roll, it goes into the toilet, end of story. It's happened to me maybe once.

[EliSnow]

I disagree. If you roll it from underneath, it's much easier to rip off what you need, while just using one hand.

My toilet rolls are always done this way.

If it makes my a savage, then I'm a savage.

[Chigworthy]

I agree, I need the paper to dispense out of the top. Underneath?

[Chip196]

the Toilet paper should always go:

http://www.sylvester-stallone.sk/soundtra/over/cd_over.jpg

[topless_mike]

over? under? who gives a fuck.
just be glad that there is toilet paper.

nothing worse than a leaky ass and no paper.

[Ritalin]

Doctor Z = Dear Abby

[Chigworthy]

Dear Abby=Forced animal cunnilingus

[OGC]

Definitely over the top. Much easier to find the end of the roll in the dark. I was going to start a thread about this about a month ago, but assumed it had been discussed to death out here.


Time for another poll. (linger longer)

[drjoek]

There's no room near my toilet for a roller tube hanging on the wall so my paper is in a holder sitting on the tank.

Better or worse than hanging it improperly?

Maybe you could join the 20th century some time soon

http://texasholdemblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/13campsite-outhouse.gif

[Ritalin]

Dear Abby=Forced animal cunnilingus

forced animal cunnilingus > High School Musical

[FUNKMAN]

it's front or back, not top or bottom people

and if you roll from the back then you probably wipe back to front and have smelly balls or cunt

[DiabloSammich]

Use the shower curtain, and then rinse it down the drain. Efficient and cost effective.

[ATMfromChico]

My favorite is the type of roll they have at a place like Target. A foot or two in diameter. Single ply and you have to pull it towards you. Each square breaks off because the weight of the entire roll has to be twenty pounds and you end up with a case of stink finger (or thumb)

:annoyed:

[IamFogHat]

We could run an experiment where you asked me immediately after taking a doody for ten doody sessions and I could not tell you once honestly which side the fucking paper was hanging.

[fezident]

Use the shower curtain, and then rinse it down the drain. Efficient and cost effective.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/MoreYouKnow.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

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[cougarjake13]

guess im a michael savage

[Cockstrong]

This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the kids were taken away for child abuse. Marge reads the child welfare report:

"Squalid hellhole? Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion?"