Fervent Tap Water Drinkers

[Doctor Z]

To you, I say shut the fuck up. I LIKE bottled water. It's cleaner and it tastes better. If you disagree, you are wrong. And if you want to be wrong, at least keep it to yourself. I'm tired of hearing about "Water's FREE you know! It comes out of your sink!" and "I can't believe you PAY for water! It falls out of the sky!" and "Paying for bottled water is the dumbest thing ever." Really? IS IT? Cuz my water doesn't have flouride or lead in it, so suck my ass. I ENJOY paying for water and I'm gonna keep doing it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

tap water is for the weak

[reillyluck]

yeah!!!!!! i like paying $3.00 for my Fiji water so fuck you!!!!! so what that i do? it taste good. you can spend money on soda, let me spend it on delicious refreshing water.

drink shit, you assholes!!!!!!


oh yeah and my cat drinks only bottled water. he says fuck you too.

[NickyL0885]

Well Lads, your only contributing to Global Warming with pollution. Since bottles dont decompose. They are made of plastic. I like bottles water too, but when i buy water, its the gallon size. Use a re-useable water bottle instead and keep filling it up each day. The PUR water filters aint bad either. I dunno about the ones that attach to the sink foucet but the pitchers work just fine to me.

[DiabloSammich]

I'm on well water now, but when I was on city water, I refused to drink other people's recycled and purified sewage water. Thank Doctor Z for having the courage to say what needed to be said.

[TheMojoPin]

Well, depending on which brand you're drinking (ie-most of them), your bottled water is probably just tap water anyways.

Your teary-eyed ranting seems to be coming from a world where bottled or tap water are your only options. Weird.

[donnie_darko]

brita filter.

and honestly there are some horrible bottled waters out there, i can't deal with dear park at all.


and honestly ALL water is recycled waste water, waste water is reintroduced into the ocean in most cases by sewage treatment plants, evaporates, comes back to earth.....so whats the difference.

[HBox]

I'm on well water now, but when I was on city water, I refused to drink other people's recycled and purified sewage water. Thank Doctor Z for having the courage to say what needed to be said.

You really aren't familiar with how ecosystems work, are you?

[DiabloSammich]

You really aren't familiar with how ecosystems work, are you?


I don't have time to learn about that stuff. I'm too busy posting in the person above you thread.

[reillyluck]

Well Lads, your only contributing to Global Warming with pollution.

you make Gvac proud.

[HBox]

I don't have time to learn about that stuff. I'm too busy posting in the person above you thread.

Time well spent my friend. Time well spent.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I offically give a pass to people who pay for a filter

you people are not Animals

but people who drink str8 tap water, why dont you get your water from a well you filthy animals

[Doctor Z]

Note: I drink Poland Spring, which ISN'T filtered tap, like Dasani or Aquafina. Also, I recycle the bottles.

[reillyluck]

i drink fiji. Tears from the gods.

[DiabloSammich]

I offically give a pass to people who pay for a filter

you people are not Animals

but people who drink str8 tap water, why dont you get your water from a well you filthy animals



Wait a minute....

[Gvac]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Brita.jpg




http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[reillyluck]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Brita.jpg




http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

dont forget to tell them about the case of room temperature bottled water you keep above your fridge.

[Gvac]

dont forget to tell them about the case of room temperature bottled water you keep above your fridge.


SHHHHH!

You're gonna reen it!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[A.J.]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Brita.jpg




http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

Same in my homestead. I only drink bottled water overseas.

[Brad_Rush]

People who prefer bottled water also prefer men.

[reillyluck]

People who prefer bottled water also prefer men.

cant argue with you there, pal.

[DiabloSammich]

People who prefer bottled water also prefer men.




Your point?

[Hottub]

I just purse my lips, open the tap and enjoy the goodness United Water has to offer!

You people are homos!

[DiabloSammich]

I just purse my lips, open the tap and enjoy the goodness United Water has to offer!

You people are homos!


My uncle used to work for United Water. He would talk all the time about how they would piss in the supply.

Then we would all laff and laff...

[TheMojoPin]

Who doesn't own a 'fridge at this point that has a filtered water dispenser?

Throw out your icebox, gramps.

[TheMojoPin]

My uncle used to work for United Water. He would talk all the time about how they would piss in the supply.

Then we would all laff and laff...

Just to be Ned Nerdly, but isn't urine sterile?

Odds are it's cleaner than the water.

[DiabloSammich]

Just to be Ned Nerdly, but isn't urine sterile?

Odds are it's cleaner than the water.


More scientifically accurate = Less funny

Only Mike the Teacher can pull that off.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I just purse my lips, open the tap and enjoy the lead filled goodness United Water has to offer!

You people are homos!



if drinking bottled water makes me gay, then call me Buttsecks McFag

you "str8 people" enjoy that tap crap

[Chigworthy]

That Fiji shit is the worst. Please, fly water in from halfway around the globe for me. Not too pretentious.

I've got nothing against disliking municipal water (not tap water, my tap water comes out of my ground), but most bottled water is gussied up municipal water. Which is fine, because municipal water straight from the tap does taste like an android's asshole. But there does seem to be a problem with all these damn plastic bottles. I just recently stopped buying them, so I'm not trying to come off like some self-righteous prickfaced fucktooth.

I was given a stainless steel water bottle for Christmas, and it's beautiful. No metal flavor at all, and no peksy dioxins or endocrine disruptors. Plus, if I was single, I could get all the hippy chicks I wanted just by having this bottle clipped to a hemp bookbag with some sort of red star patch on it. Some of these chicks are hot, and I'd wager at least 25% of them don't smell all that bad either. I don't really care about hairy legs on a chick, but I don't like a rip vanwinkle hangin out of her armpits. Do vegetrians smell different? I've never been intimately close to one before, but I imagine there is more flatulence, with all the bell peppers and broccoli. What's with that smell that comes off people after they've slept? It's kinda like flatulence from the skin. I always heard that sleeping rests the mind and gets rid of wastes in the body. So if your not shitting the bed, that flesh-farting must be what they meant. I like taking a quick shower before and after bed, rather than one long one. The one long shower system is flawed, because you're either going to bed filthy, or walking around all day smelling like flesh-farts. I never understood the stereotype of guys jerkin it in the shower. That's the last place I feel like crankin' one off. Get me in and out of that steam quick. Unless it's a shower in imported water, then I'll stay all day, and rub a few out.

[DiabloSammich]

if drinking bottled water makes me gay, then call me Buttsecks McFag

you "str8 people" enjoy that tap crap


Dude, you are bucking hard for a modquote, aren't you?

[Chigworthy]

Dude, you are bucking hard

Sexy.

[DiabloSammich]

That Fiji shit is the worst. Please, fly water in from halfway around the globe for me. Not too pretentious.

I've got nothing against disliking municipal water (not tap water, my tap water comes out of my ground), but most bottled water is gussied up municipal water. Which is fine, because municipal water straight from the tap does taste like an android's asshole. But there does seem to be a problem with all these damn plastic bottles. I just recently stopped buying them, so I'm not trying to come off like some self-righteous prickfaced fucktooth.

I was given a stainless steel water bottle for Christmas, and it's beautiful. No metal flavor at all, and no peksy dioxins or endocrine disruptors. Plus, if I was single, I could get all the hippy chicks I wanted just by having this bottle clipped to a hemp bookbag with some sort of red star patch on it. Some of these chicks are hot, and I'd wager at least 25% of them don't smell all that bad either. I don't really care about hairy legs on a chick, but I don't like a rip vanwinkle hangin out of her armpits. Do vegetrians smell different? I've never been intimately close to one before, but I imagine there is more flatulence, with all the bell peppers and broccoli. What's with that smell that comes off people after they've slept? It's kinda like flatulence from the skin. I always heard that sleeping rests the mind and gets rid of wastes in the body. So if your not shitting the bed, that flesh-farting must be what they meant. I like taking a quick shower before and after bed, rather than one long one. The one long shower system is flawed, because you're either going to bed filthy, or walking around all day smelling like flesh-farts. I never understood the stereotype of guys jerkin it in the shower. That's the last place I feel like crankin' one off. Get me in and out of that steam quick. Unless it's a shower in imported water, then I'll stay all day, and rub a few out.



Magnificent.

[MellySmelly]

That Fiji shit is the worst. Please, fly water in from halfway around the globe for me. Not too pretentious.

I've got nothing against disliking municipal water (not tap water, my tap water comes out of my ground), but most bottled water is gussied up municipal water. Which is fine, because municipal water straight from the tap does taste like an android's asshole. But there does seem to be a problem with all these damn plastic bottles. I just recently stopped buying them, so I'm not trying to come off like some self-righteous prickfaced fucktooth.

I was given a stainless steel water bottle for Christmas, and it's beautiful. No metal flavor at all, and no peksy dioxins or endocrine disruptors. Plus, if I was single, I could get all the hippy chicks I wanted just by having this bottle clipped to a hemp bookbag with some sort of red star patch on it. Some of these chicks are hot, and I'd wager at least 25% of them don't smell all that bad either. I don't really care about hairy legs on a chick, but I don't like a rip vanwinkle hangin out of her armpits. Do vegetrians smell different? I've never been intimately close to one before, but I imagine there is more flatulence, with all the bell peppers and broccoli. What's with that smell that comes off people after they've slept? It's kinda like flatulence from the skin. I always heard that sleeping rests the mind and gets rid of wastes in the body. So if your not shitting the bed, that flesh-farting must be what they meant. I like taking a quick shower before and after bed, rather than one long one. The one long shower system is flawed, because you're either going to bed filthy, or walking around all day smelling like flesh-farts. I never understood the stereotype of guys jerkin it in the shower. That's the last place I feel like crankin' one off. Get me in and out of that steam quick. Unless it's a shower in imported water, then I'll stay all day, and rub a few out.

Posts like this make my day. :clap:

[reillyluck]

That Fiji shit is the worst. Please, fly water in from halfway around the globe for me. Not too pretentious.


ehhhhhhhhhhhhh shed ep.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dude, you are bucking hard for a modquote, aren't you?

I have a mod quote, dont give these creeps any ideas

Edit: Damn You MODS

[midwestjeff]

You really can't blame tap water drinkers for their stupidity. The flouride keeps them sluggish and complacent.

[EddieMoscone]

National Institutes of Health believes that the dramatic reductions in tooth decay in the past 30 years are due to fluoridation of the water supply.

If American parents start giving their kids bottled water from birth we are going to end up with an entire generation with teeth worse than the Chinese.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/47593728_4a6fee789d.jpg?v=0

[ralphbxny]

If American parents start giving their kids bottled water from birth we are going to end up with an entire generation with teeth worse than the Chinese.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/47593728_4a6fee789d.jpg?v=0

I think he just delivered my dinner...which I got bottled water with!!

[Chigworthy]

If American parents start giving their kids bottled water from birth we are going to end up with an entire generation with teeth worse than the Chinese.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/47593728_4a6fee789d.jpg?v=0

Just for the sake of knowlege, fluoride is given to well water drinkers as children in the form of tasty little tablets. This seems better than nuking the hole supply of water when adults don't need the chemical.

[drjoek]

Doctor Z picks some odd things to take a stand about
bottled water vs tap
toilet paper over the roll or under the roll.

British smiles/teeth are the worst by the way
http://www.actionfig.com/store/item_bbbs.jpg

[led37zep]

I live in LA, I think I've drank from the tap maybe 2-3 times in the almost 6 years I've been here.

When I lived in Nor Cal and Oregon...well. I was a tappin' fool!

[PigShitIrish]

Schuylkill Punch all the way!