Celebrity Deathpool 08

[topless_mike]

what celebs do you think will kick the bucket this year?

i have a bad feeling mel brooks and/or leslie neilson will punch out.



ps. if you wish to guess how, thats fine. please try to refrain from the Clue jokes that i know would follow.

[Judge Smails]

Britney Spears.

I win.

[pennington]

Mickey Rooney has to be looking over his shoulder.

[Furtherman]

Mickey Rooney has to be looking over his shoulder.

I made that prediction in the 2008 prediction thread. So I'm sticking with it too.

[MellySmelly]

i have a bad feeling mel brooks

Bite your mother phucking tongue!
:banning:

[Knowledged_one]

Jamie Lynn Spears in Childbirth

Lindsey Lohan from AIDS

and Brittney Spears dies from the first case of stupidity

[pennington]

I predict anybody that's still left from those Dean Martin Roasts.

[who6489]

It's that time again, gang!:devil2:
Let's predict who'll go this year.........

1. Britney Spears
2. Bob Barker
3. Dick Clark
4. Elizabeth Taylor
5. Amy Winehouse
6. Owen Wilson
7. Bob Sheppard (Yankee Stadium Announcer)
8. George H.W. Bush
9. Keith Richards
10. Chuck Berry

And so it begins..........:innocent:

[MellySmelly]

[you]

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Adam West

[SatCam]

ask me in 365 days


ok id like to add atleast one person to my list..

1. barack obama

[PapaBear]

1. Bob Dole
2 Elizabeth Taylor
3. Steven Stills
4. Chevy Chase
5. Jerry Lee Lewis
6. Paul Newman
7. Luke Wilson
8. Dionne Warwick
9. Rob Van Winkle
10. Harry Shearer

[TheGameHHH]

i got my money on Winehouse, Lohan or Spears (either sister at this point).

[ScottFromGA]

oh well...we got close to one big one last night.

http://perezhilton.com/ Unfitney almost bit it in more ways that one last night.

Which way would be better in the eyes of her adoring fans?

gunshots or overdose?

[mendyweiss]

1) Bob Dylan
2) Bob Dylan
3) Bob Dylan
4) Bob Dylan
5) Bob Dylan
6) Bob Dylan
7) Bob Dylan
8) Bob Dylan
9) Bob Dylan
10) Bob Dylan

[boonanas]

Clint Eastwood and Bea Arthur

[Knowledged_one]

I also forgot Amy Winehouse shes also in my top 3

[Earlshog]

Eminem

[DolaMight]

what celebs do you think will kick the bucket this year?

i have a bad feeling mel brooks and/or leslie neilson will punch out.



ps. if you wish to guess how, thats fine. please try to refrain from the Clue jokes that i know would follow.

leslie neilson? he's fine. Does he have cancer that I haven't heard about.

In this order:

Alex Trebek.

Dick Clark.

Armageddon.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Alex Trebeck
Betty White
diablo sammich (non celebrity)
Kanye West
Abe Vagoda
Bob Barker

[patsopinion]

Armageddon.

that doesn't happen until December 15 2012
duh

[DiabloSammich]

Alex Trebeck
Betty White
diabo sammich
Kanye West
Abe Vagoda
Bob Barker





Thank god, for a minute I thought you meant me.


Poor diabo sammich. We hardly knew ye.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Thank god, for a minute I thought you meant me.


Poor diabo sammich. We hardly knew ye.

fixed

[DiabloSammich]

fixed


Sweet!


Hey everybody! King Hippo thinks I'm a celebrity! Woo hoooo!


Thanks, now I'll be sure to triple my post output so I don't let you down!

[Ritalin]

Mike Francesa
Dakota Fanning
Tim Gunn
Barbara Bush

[topless_mike]

Mike Francesa
Dakota Fanning
Tim Gunn
Barbara Bush

:glurps:
but i <3 tim gunn

[Rockvillejoe]

rosie o'odonnell will implode from self loathing. andy griffith, jim nabors, and carl reiner. mel brooks will stroke out, but sadly he will survive as a para plegic. dick clark has rocked his last new years eve.
unexpected deaths: vinny pastore. massive coronary. allen iverson will be a victim of a drive by in denver. kathie lee gifford-cervical cancer.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sweet!


Hey everybody! King Hippo thinks I'm a celebrity! Woo hoooo!


Thanks, now I'll be sure to triple my post output so I don't let you down!

fixed

[DiabloSammich]

fixed



Okay, now I'm hurt. I'm sending back your Xmas present, a subscription to The Deep Fried Foodstuff of the Month Club.

[Knowledged_one]

dude you are the safest, if the jinx picks you the opposite happens so congrats you are now an immortal

[landarch]

Chevy Chase.......Interesting...

[Fallon]

A wrestler.

[NickyL0885]

Britney Spears
Courtney Love
Cher

[pennington]

Courtney Love

Courtney Love falls in the Keith Richards category. There is no reason she can possibly still be alive, so she can't die this year.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

A wrestler.

wow, going out on a limb huh

[DiabloSammich]

A wrestler.

wow, going out on a limb huh



He meant the nude chocolate pudding variety.

It will be amazing.

[Chip196]

Mike Francesa
Dakota Fanning
Tim Gunn
Barbara Bush

Mike Francesa? Is he going to drown on diet coke?

[reillyluck]

the quaker oats diabetes guy.

[DiabloSammich]

the quaker oats diabetes guy.


You mean this guy??


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/hmmm-diabeetus-you-say.jpg




I agree. He hasn't been taking care of himself.

[A.J.]

Charlton Heston

Estelle Getty

John Wooden

Harry Morgan

Kirk Douglas

Robert Byrd

Nancy Reagan

Karl Malden

Britney Spears

[topless_mike]

i guess we can add heath ledger to this list.
none of you fuckers were even close.

[fezident]

According to God himself, Lance Armstrong is the next to kick the bucket.

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[Rockvillejoe]

Heath Ledger and Suzanne Pleshette, within 3 days of each other.

[NortonRules]

Fez
Tom Wopat
Dr. Ruth (if she's not dead already)
Dr. John

[AKA]

Heath Ledger and Suzanne Pleshette, within 3 days of each other.

Toss in "Vampira (http://www.vampirasattic.com/)" and Brad Renfro, and that's one swinging party.

http://www.lordblasto.com/vampira3.jpg

[mendyweiss]

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/sam_the_butcher.jpgToss in "Vampira (http://www.vampirasattic.com/)" and Brad Renfro, and that's one swinging party.

http://www.lordblasto.com/vampira3.jpg

Did you forget someone ?

[topless_mike]

just have an inkling that muhammad ali will go down for the count this year...

[tonedef04]

i've got 1 crisp benjamin on.........................

Betty White

[Bulldogcakes]

After watching the Super Bowl halftime show, I'm convinced Tom Petty is already dead.

[PapaBear]

just have an inkling that muhammad ali will go down for the count this year...
Take that back, or I'm telling!:annoyed:

[thepaulo]

I've got dibs on two......
Richard Widemark and Mike Wallace

[Ritalin]

I've got dibs on two......
Richard Widemark and Mike Wallace

Paulo, Mike Wallace is 89 years old. Not really much of a stretch, you think?

Try just a little bit, huh?

[thepaulo]

I got no problem with easy money. I see an easy bet, I take it.

[topless_mike]

Estelle Getty

Nancy Reagan


i'm going to 2nd on these...

[jauble]

Heath Ledg...wait what? Ok Bob Dole

[riverofpiss]

Who was last years winner? 2007 was a tough year to pick.

[damainer]

Heath Ledger
What do I win?

[riverofpiss]

Post #55Heath Ledg...wait what? Ok Bob Dole

Post #57Heath Ledger
What do I win?

Penalty on damainer for following up a Heath Ledger joke with another similar Heath Ledger joke.:surrender:

[RhinoinMN]

Steinbrenner.

[riverofpiss]

You gotta expect one of the Olson twins will be toast by Dec.31. I'll go with Mary-Kate.

And as bummed as I was by the Muhammed Ali post earlier I have a bad feeling about Sandy Koufax. (Sorry Blowhard)

[jauble]

Post #55

Post #57

Penalty on damainer for following up a Heath Ledger joke with another similar Heath Ledger joke.:surrender:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/22511.jpg

[A.J.]

I've got dibs on two......
Richard Widemark and Mike Wallace

That's one for Paulo. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/26/obit.widmark.ap/index.html)

[topless_mike]

I've got dibs on two......
Richard Widemark

:thumbup:

[topless_mike]

Charlton Heston


Ding !
Winner

[Furtherman]

I'm adding Anthony Cumia to my list.

I don't want to win, but with him admitting he texts while he drives and he walks around the house with guns like a cowboy in ass-less chaps, an accident is bound to happen sooner or later.

[Snacks]

I'm adding Anthony Cumia to my list.

I don't want to win, but with him admitting he texts while he drives and he walks around the house with guns like a cowboy in ass-less chaps, an accident is bound to happen sooner or later.

you forgot to add that he looks like hes 80 and ready to go.

[WampusCrandle]

Clint Eastwood and Bea Arthur

YOU SON OF A BITCH! Bea Arthur is a saint, we all know it! how dare you sir, how dare you!

[topless_mike]

and Bea Arthur
Wrong


Betty White

swing and a miss...



Estelle Getty


Winner...
AJ, take yet another trip to the prize closet...

[A.J.]

Winner...
AJ, take yet another trip to the prize closet...

I see soon-to-be dead people.

[PapaBear]

1. Bob Dole
2 Elizabeth Taylor
3. Steven Stills
4. Chevy Chase
5. Jerry Lee Lewis
6. Paul Newman
7. Luke Wilson
8. Dionne Warwick
9. Rob Van Winkle
10. Harry Shearer

Hey! I got one right this year.:unsure:

Congratulations to the living!

[A.J.]

Charlton Heston

Estelle Getty

John Wooden

Harry Morgan

Kirk Douglas

Robert Byrd

Nancy Reagan

Karl Malden

Britney Spears

A little late I guess.