Predictions for 2008!

[JerseyRich]

Look into the crystal ball of RonFez.net and predict what you think will be Big In '08!

I predict this is the year of Valerie Bertinelli! Look at her...She's single again, she lost tons of weight...
With the writer's strike in full swing, I can see her doing a reality show soon and becoming the object of 30-55 year olds' desire all over again.


The New England Patriots go undefeated through the Superbowl...
I know, it's a stretch.

Hilary. New Prez.

Rosie O'donnell pisses someone else off.



LOOK INTO YOUR RONFEZ.NET CRYSTAL BALL!

WHAT DO YOU SEE?

[Hottub]

Rich, only 2 days in and you are correct on your first pick. I'm batching as we speak




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[King Hippos Bandaid]

I predict another O&A Suspension, Michael Jordan gets arrested, the writers stay on strike for the entire year, Lots of people saying it will be great in 2008, President Rudy Guiliani,

[mendyweiss]

F_S returns

[Hottub]

Before the year is out, you will hear the words...

"Well, I got my own TV show." :smoke:

[A.J.]

"Pain."

http://media.uber.com/media_fetch/243283477_24_recommend

[foodcourtdruide]

Hillary Clinton President.
United States will not attack Iran.
More of the same in Iraq
Osama Bin Laden will be confirmed dead.
Yankees will not make the playoffs.

[topless_mike]

Mikeyboy will go postal on a banning rampage
Crankcase will re-unite with a major "wow factor"
We will have a Nebraskan for prez
The Sawx will suck this year

[JerseyRich]

Crankcase will re-unite with a major "wow factor"


Stop trying to weasel your way into the band bro!

[Tall_James]

The formation of the long-rumoured, all-monkey version of Crankcase goes horribly wrong when at their first Bar 9 gig, Gvac_the_chimp starts throwing his own feces during a rendition of Statesboro Blues.

[Bulldogcakes]

Repeat after me.

President

Michael

Bloomberg


You heard it here first.

[TheCarter]

Jason Statham fades into obscurity after the release of In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg186/Cartertubes/statham.jpg

[topless_mike]

Stop trying to weasel your way into the band bro!

does this mean you dont want to cuddle?

[MellySmelly]

Jello wrestling will finally get the respect it deserves.

Women will be allowed to go topless in public.

People will stop blaming the blacks and start blaming the Chinese.

[FUNKMAN]

men will not be judged by the size of their boat but by their motion in the ocean

[edtmac]

Earl will get fired or walk out again and Daves poor wife will give birth to a little rusty bastard!

[Furtherman]

Mickey Rooney will pass away.

[FUNKMAN]

just a wild guess but China will import many products into the US this year

[Hottub]

Less talk.
More Rock.

[foodcourtdruide]

Ok, I'm making another prediction.

A celebrity who is reported dead in 2008 (or earlier) will re-appear and actually be alive as a publicity stunt.

[Soupy_Dreck]

gap's premier will be pushed back until 2009

[hexy68]

britney spears will be in the news again for some reason :smoke:

[MellySmelly]

gap's premier will be pushed back until 2009

Soupy_Dreck will be wrong about at least one prediction this year.
(or my head will expode, I can't take another year of this shit)

[ralphbxny]

Hottub finally comes to Board event and I get banned in person!!

[Cleophus James]

http://instructors.cwrl.utexas.edu/freeman/files/conan2000.jpg
I will be banned five times, not for anything from RnF.net, but for the seductive photos I send the mods.

[RAAMONE]

buzzard will post a pic in the listening thread

[hexy68]

buzzard will post a pic in the listening thread

we can only hope :thumbup:

[JerseyRich]

we can only hope :thumbup:

Listening threads are so 2007.

Get with the program people!

Chat room will be great in '08!

[ScottFromGA]

Britney Spears will Die or do some kinda sex tape/playboy spread.
it will be the biggest thing to ever be released...and I would buy or jack to it.

President Obama will shed his disguse and reveal he is really O-S-ama.
its a stretch...but I just don't trust him, where did he come from?!?! It was all of a sudden like, "Hey, Its OBAMA, VOTE FOR HIM!!!".

Pork and Beans will become the favorite treat of Americans everywhere.

Boy George is gonna make a comeback...you just wait.

[Yuppie_Scum]

Big year for Bx Johnny.
Earl comes out of the closet.
Dave converts to judiasm.
Ronnie B has a bad headache for about a week, then on the air he gives birth from his skull to a fully grown woman. He names her Athena.

[RAAMONE]

Ronnie B has a bad headache for about a week, then on the air he gives birth from his skull to a fully grown woman. He names her Athena.

what?

[Axem Red]

We leave Iraq for a while and thus the "War on Terror" becomes another Vietnam where we really didn't "win" that one.

Brett Favre comes back for one more season and the Packers go back to mediocrity.

Alabama finally builds the long planned dome stadium and does nothing with it but car shows and Birmingham once again goes into more and more debt.

Also, Kris Kristofferson, Charlie Daniels, George Carlin and Woody Allen pass on.

The Yanks and The Sox both stink, Here comes the Brew Crew!

[Mike Teacher]

I'm either Pete Picky or dead wrong but I dont think we get a new Prez, officially, until 2009. I could be wrong.

[topless_mike]

I'm either Pete Picky or dead wrong but I dont think we get a new Prez, officially, until 2009. I could be wrong.

technically,you are right. no new pres until 12 noon on 1/20/09
we pick the winner (err, loser) this year.

the teacher is always right.

[cougarjake13]

Repeat after me.

President

Michael

Bloomberg


You heard it here first.

but


but

but

he told ryan seacrest he wasnt running

[cougarjake13]

world war 3 will start sometime in august

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa will return, then get murdered

[DarkHippie]

The movie version of 'Diff'rent Strokes' goes into production

[topless_mike]

Chat room will be great in '08!

will it?
im sitting in it now, and there's not one person.
its lonely in here

[furie]

Sadly, i think Huckabee will win the race in 08.

[Gvac]

Hottub finally comes to Board event

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rub a lamp!

That's a mighty short leash he's on!

[Bossanova]

Bossanova gets sober

[Gvac]

Bossanova gets sober

See my post above yours, minus the leash part.

[Hottub]

Gvac shoots right to the top of the list.

I've been to 4 board events, and 3 auxiliary events in the past year. It would have been more, but Sean doesn't pass for 21.

[Bossanova]

See my post above yours, minus the leash part.

Hey, it could happen. No?

[Gvac]

I've been to 4 board events, and 3 auxiliary events in the past year. It would have been more, but Sean doesn't pass for 21.

The ones at your house don't count.

Hey, it could happen. No?

No.