First Enraging Non Story Of 2008

[lleeder]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/12/31/2007-12-31_comedian_makes_new_years_vow_to_ditch_he-1.html

[SatCam]

Who Cares.

[lleeder]

exactly.

[furie]

wow, a female comedian came up with an unfunny premise. what are the odds?

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/attention.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I bet she cracks by January 2nd

[sailor]

why does this bother you all?

[earthbrown]

I hope she is assaulted, cannot call for help...and dies...


K

[patsopinion]

i hope she gets ear herpies from a pay phone and goes def

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why does this bother you all?

im just post whoring, if that makes you feel better

[Kevin]

im just post whoring, if that makes you feel better


Total Posts: 6,332 (19.86 posts per day)

doing a great job at it, thus far!

[patsopinion]

Total Posts: 6,332 (19.86 posts per day)

doing a great job at it, thus far!

yea i just noticed that the king is really schooling me with his "ppd"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Total Posts: 6,332 (19.86 posts per day)

doing a great job at it, thus far!

Thanks, I had to replace the reply button a few times

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Of course the story fails to tell you that she is also going to carry her lap top with air card around all the time in order to do the blog and e-mail, text, page, and two tin cans with a long string to all her friends.

[Kevin]

Thanks, I had to replace the reply button a few times

Still got loads to do to catch up to this guy..

Total Posts: 21,195 (28.53 posts per day)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Still got loads to do to catch up to this guy..

Total Posts: 21,195 (28.53 posts per day)

I bat .300 and hit 40 HRs, I don't expect to be the best, just a perennial all star

[HBox]

I Am Outraged!

[oh_kee_pa]

i bet as a typical woman she starts to feel like she is missing out on things, i.e. "dinner w/ the gals, o how fun that is" and freaks out. Starts to cry and crawls back to Verizon to give her her old number back

[Bunny™]

She looks kinda like Tina Fey, minus the mauled cheek.

[ToLEEdo]

Does it count as a resolution if it is only for 2 months??

[BoondockSaint]

Big deal. I haven't had a cell phone in like 4 years.

[HBox]

Big deal. I haven't had a cell phone in like 4 years.


HOW DARE YOU!

[sailor]

I bat .300 and hit 40 HRs, I don't expect to be the best, just a perennial all star

hahahaha

[earthbrown]

Big deal. I haven't had a cell phone in like 4 years.

sucks having to pay bills, huh.


K

[BoondockSaint]

sucks having to pay bills, huh.


K

Nothing to do with that. I hate the fucking things. I used to have one for work and it never stopped ringing. When I left that job I never got another one. Plus, where I live now there is no signal.

[A.J.]

Big deal. I haven't had a cell phone in like 4 years.

I can top that. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59048&highlight=cell+phone)

[Bob Impact]

Why is she surrounded by bras?

[BoondockSaint]

I can top that. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59048&highlight=cell+phone)

We're a rare breed, my friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go send a telegram wishing my family a happy new year.

[Bob Impact]

We're a rare breed, my friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go send a telegram wishing my family a happy new year.

I was wondering why all of your posts end with STOP.

[TheMojoPin]

I was wondering why all of your posts end with STOP.

And start with "WUXTRY!!!"

[sarsbusdriver]

Yuck!
Here's hoping the pig gets in an accident and can't call for help

[cougarjake13]

she has achieved success




no one knew who the fuck this bitch was til she made this resolution, now we all know she is a struggling comedian

[Bulldogcakes]

We're a rare breed, my friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go send a telegram wishing my family a happy new year.

Look at mister high tech sending telegrams! Some of us still use homing pigeons.

[HBox]

Look at mister high tech sending telegrams!

Some of us still use homing pigeons.


Look at mister high tech homing pigeons!

Some of us still use smoke signals.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Look at mister high tech homing pigeons!

Some of us still use smoke signals.

look at Mr. high tech smoke signals, some of us cant send message because we haven't invented a way to do so

[Bulldogcakes]

Look at mister high tech homing pigeons!

Some of us still use smoke signals.

Well we all do. When I don't have a herald around to deliver them personally, of course.

[led37zep]

ya? Well I STILL don't have a pager

[KnoxHarrington]

My cell phone has this little button on it I can push, and it goes dark, and won't ring. Thus, I can avoid taking calls for a while.

Alternatively, I can keep it on, but turn the ringer off. Again, I do not have to receive calls if I don't wish to.

I don't get people who talk about being "enslaved" by technology. Turn the fucking thing off.

[TheMojoPin]

The Beeper King approves.

[fezident]

The 2nd enraging story of the year:

6 YEAR OLD GIRL TELLS HUGE LIE TO WIN HANNAH MONTANNA TIX.



GARLAND, Texas -- A 6-year-old girl who won four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert with an essay that falsely claimed her father died in Iraq won't be going to the show after all.

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/14944202/detail.html

[NortonRules]

Wow. This could like totally be an episode of Sex in The City or something. How cool!


Please fucking die.

[NortonRules]

The 2nd enraging story of the year:

6 YEAR OLD GIRL SELLS HUGE CLIT TO WIN HANNAH MONTANNA TIX.



GARLAND, Texas -- A 6-year-old girl who won four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert with an essay that falsely claimed her father died in Iraq won't be going to the show after all.

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/14944202/detail.html

(Correction above)