trader joe's must die!

[patsopinion]

usually i support this company
but i bought a pack of
"Spicy Italian Sausage"
from them and opened it just now

apparently they didnt separate the fecal matter from the sausage
im taking the label into the store and demanding every one gets removed from shelves and that i get at least a 100 buck credit
most fucking awful thing i have smelled since
omg i think the smell attachached itself to my clothes

im going to be sick

[tele7]

for the full double entendre effect, it's not too late to insert one of these bad boys::furious:

[Hottub]

I wanted the 16 ounce package, but they only have the 12 once anymore.

[sr71blackbird]

I never had a problem with Trader Joes, it must have been a fluke.
Did you keep the sausages chilled after you bought them and before you started to prepare them?

[Marc with a c]

I never had a problem with Trader Joes, it must have been a fluke.
Did you keep the sausages chilled after you bought them and before you started to prepare them?

i was thinking the same thing.

are you sure it wasn't your fecal matter?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

your're still alive, buck up


I got pat-o in the 2008 Death Pool

[TheMojoPin]

usually i support this company
but i bought a pack of
"Spicy Italian Sausage"
from them and opened it just now

apparently they didnt separate the fecal matter from the sausage
im taking the label into the store and demanding every one gets removed from shelves and that i get at least a 100 buck credit
most fucking awful thing i have smelled since
omg i think the smell attachached itself to my clothes

im going to be sick

Sounds like somebody didn't wash their hands after going boom-boom.

[DiabloSammich]

Who gets into spicy italian sausage at 4 in the morning??



(this is where the thread turns gay)

[Marc with a c]

Who gets into spicy italian sausage at 4 in the morning??



(this is where the thread turns gay)

or we can get into time zones with you.

your choice.

[DiabloSammich]

or we can get into time zones with you.

your choice.



Yeah, but then my joke wouldn't work.

Bahh, it didn't work anyway.

[JerseyRich]

If it's any consolation, I bought some frozen tilapia yesterday and I think they forgot to separate the vagina smell from it.

[furie]

$100?! how much did this thing cost you?

[bobrobot]

usually i support this company
but i bought a pack of
"Spicy Italian Sausage"
from them and opened it just now

apparently they didnt separate the fecal matter from the sausage


Sometimes shite can look a lot like sausage, even to the experts!!! It's amazing how something so delicious can be sooo disgusting on so many different levels...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/salami.jpg

Once I got a box of fortune cookies from Trader Joe's & when I got home & opened it, an entire Chinese family jumped out & ran away!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/fortunePrisoner.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

I never go to Trader Joe's because they are too far away, but we polished off a bottle of their Merlot and Shiraz the past two days... do the stores in Jersey have liquor licenses? If so, big win.

[PhishHead]

I never go to Trader Joe's because they are too far away, but we polished off a bottle of their Merlot and Shiraz the past two days... do the stores in Jersey have liquor licenses? If so, big win.

i believe only the Westfield one does.

Paramus and Westwood definitely do not.

[angrymissy]

Trader Joe's is delicious goddamnit. And the 2 buck chuck is great too, They sell it in the Westfield store Matty, one of my coworkers bought everyone at work a bottle 2 years ago. $2.99/bottle.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Did you read the label - really closely?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/poopsausage.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Im in a trader joe's parking lot right now, what should I do?


PS-Tilapia is garbage-farmed shitfish.

[SatCam]

Did you read the label - really closely?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/poopsausage.jpg

lets not tease the retard now,,, hes gonna go read the label

[DiabloSammich]

Chigworthy, run in the front door screaming "There's poop in the sausage!!"


Come back here and tell us what happened.

[Chigworthy]

Well I didn't cause a scene. All I did was buy a bunch of bottles of this Italian sparkling wine that comes in red and white, for 4.99 a bottle. I forget the name, but it is damn good for the price. This time, they had a huge display of it, presumably for New Year's Eve fizziness.

[FUNKMAN]

kiss it up to god and get some hep medicine ya big sissy :smile:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Liz and I are going to Trader Joe's in Westfield for shopping after the Rutgers game.

[MellySmelly]

Mail it to ESD, he'll eat it.

[reillyluck]

patsopinion would have ate it like a man.

[led37zep]

Don't know if this is the right thread but I'm looking for shit laced Sausage. Any ideas?

[FUNKMAN]

must be the new Stink Links...

[Chigworthy]

There's something inherently fecous and penous about sausage.

[TheCarter]

I work at Trader Joe's in Long Island. It's like a cult. All of the employees are brainwashed.
"Trader Joe's YAY!" It's awful.
I'm only staying because the pay is good and the girls are hot

[Tenbatsuzen]

I work at Trader Joe's in Long Island. It's like a cult. All of the employees are brainwashed.
"Trader Joe's YAY!" It's awful.
I'm only staying because the pay is good and the girls are hot

So if the pay is good, and the girls are hot, can you blame the brainwashing? If I worked in a job where the pay was good, the girls were hot, and I had access to very cheap booze all the time, I'd be pretty fucking happy too.

Speaking of which:

We just bought a case of Charles Shaw, two bottles of Coppola Pinot Noir, and a whole bunch of sauce.

[Chigworthy]

That pizza dough they sell is an atrocity.

[led37zep]

Doesn't anyone respect that ALL of their shopping cart wheels can move in a 360 degree direction?

[Kris10]

I've never been to Trader Joe's. I think I'm missing out on something here. We need a field trip!

[JerseyRich]

Liz and I are going to Trader Joe's in Westfield for shopping after the Rutgers game.

Just don't ever run into me while I'm there, I'll run you both over with my cart.

I'm a man on a mission in there...canvas shopping bags an all.

[ATMfromChico]

Did you get a clue when the cashier told you to "eat shit and die"?

:tongue: