New Jessica Simpson Movie Breaks Box Office Record!

[MadMatt]

... For LEAST amount of money ever made! :lol:

Check out a recent version of the article here (http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/entertainment/jessica-simpson-movie-is-box-office-flop-20071226.html).

To summarize - the movie made a total of $1,190. It was slated to go straight to DVD, but the studio decided to give the movie "Blonde Ambition" a limited release in 8 Texas theaters to see if it was worth a wide release.

When you break down the numbers, the movie only made $50 per theater and an average of 6 people saw it per showing.

Out-f@#$ing-standing! :clap::lol::clap:

[JPMNICK]

... For LEAST amount of money ever made! :lol:

Check out a recent version of the article here (http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/entertainment/jessica-simpson-movie-is-box-office-flop-20071226.html).

To summarize - the movie made a total of $1,190. It was slated to go straight to DVD, but the studio decided to give the movie "Blonde Ambition" a limited release in 8 Texas theaters to see if it was worth a wide release.

When you break down the numbers, the movie only made $50 per theater and an average of 6 people saw it per showing.

Out-f@#$ing-standing! :clap::lol::clap:

wow the only thing to say about that is embarrassing

[WampusCrandle]

and there were semi-like actors like Rachel Leigh Cook and Luke Wilson

oh welll, a bomb is a bomb

[oh_kee_pa]

i jsut saw the trailer and i think someone should pay me $1,100 for the last 2.5 minutes of my life

[Gmann]

Andy Dick is in it.

Nuff said.

[Death Metal Moe]

All she has to do it whip them big, natural cans of hers out in a movie and it'll do a lot better than this.

Some people can be so selfish.

[donnie_darko]

i have no interest in seeing her saggy ass tits.
unleash those things from a bra and its going to be hideous, like she was the only white girl in a national geographic special.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/joshfergieengaged1.jpg

put her and fergie in the "please never show us your breasts" category

[furie]

could it possible be worst than glitter?

[furie]

i have no interest in seeing her saggy ass tits.
unleash those things from a bra and its going to be hideous, like she was the only white girl in a national geographic special.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/joshfergieengaged1.jpg

put her and fergie in the "please never show us your breasts" category

fag

[TheGameHHH]

how does she not find more then 6 friends a day to see it?

[donnie_darko]

i never said i wouldn't f em
i just said i'm not waiting to see their tits
big difference.

[cougarjake13]

man those cowboys fans must still be pissed at her

[epo]

... For LEAST amount of money ever made! :lol:

Check out a recent version of the article here (http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/entertainment/jessica-simpson-movie-is-box-office-flop-20071226.html).

To summarize - the movie made a total of $1,190. It was slated to go straight to DVD, but the studio decided to give the movie "Blonde Ambition" a limited release in 8 Texas theaters to see if it was worth a wide release.

When you break down the numbers, the movie only made $50 per theater and an average of 6 people saw it per showing.

Out-f@#$ing-standing! :clap::lol::clap:

Total marketing trick. Think about it:


Scheduled to go straight to DVD.
Released in 8 theaters in Texas, probably rural.


Now you've created a false buzz about a shitty movie that will probably available on DVD within a month or so.

[cougarjake13]

Total marketing trick. Think about it:


Scheduled to go straight to DVD.
Released in 8 theaters in Texas, probably rural.


Now you've created a false buzz about a shitty movie that will probably available on DVD within a month or so.



you're giving those hayseeds too much credit

[Death Metal Moe]

i have no interest in seeing her saggy ass tits.
unleash those things from a bra and its going to be hideous, like she was the only white girl in a national geographic special.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/joshfergieengaged1.jpg

put her and fergie in the "please never show us your breasts" category

Let's SLOW DOWN there pardner.

I would NEVER turn down the chance to see just about ANY woman's breasts. Even if they're not as perky, big or full as those we see on TV all the time, it's still a woman

Refer to your "Guidelines to Live By" booklet Ron handed out.

[lleeder]

Thats still $1,190 more than Gap made.

[Death Metal Moe]

Thats still $1,190 more than Gap made.

FACE!

FACE!

FACE!

[midwestjeff]

I guess it's safe to say that this Simpson's movie wasn't a HOMERun. a geh geh geh

[Death Metal Moe]

Didn't Madonna have a Blonde Ambition tour back in the 80's or 90's?

[sailor]

Didn't Madonna have a Blonde Ambition tour back in the 80's or 90's?

hers was blond ambition. odd, given her accent.

[thepaulo]

I'd like to see Rachel Leigh Cook's tits....
and I wouldn't look away If Jessica went topless....
and by the way....
Gap won't be released until February or later....I know it's been a long wait...but it couldn't be help.....a long string of complications....it's a shame we didn't do full scale behind the scenes documentary......oh well.