Fuck Maine

[Snoogans]

seriously, what the fuck. Just sell the northern half to Canada and let's just move on please. I got to the state of Maine in under 5 hours and it still ended up talking almost 11 to get to this fuckin place. Oh yea, then we stayed for like 10 minutes, and then DROVE RIGHT BACK

[DiabloSammich]

Yeah, fuck him.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/kenny-mayne-1.jpg

[Snoogans]

Yeah, fuck him.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/kenny-mayne-1.jpg

I woulda laughed really hard if he was Kenny Maine. But he is Kenny Mayne, so kinda ruins it

[DiabloSammich]

I woulda laughed really hard if he was Kenny Maine. But he is Kenny Mayne, so kinda ruins it



I never said it was a good joke.

[Kevin]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06192007/photos/sports076.jpg


He is a Met, so you would have a good shot.

[Snoogans]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06192007/photos/sports076.jpg


He is a Met, so you would have a good shot.

and he likes to wear dresses

[Fezticle98]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9204/mainedw4.jpg

[Snoogans]

fuck

[Snoogans]

nevermind that last hting, I fucked up. I also forgot to add, the one thing I actually was looking foward to was getting to see a live moose. Which I didn't

[SatCam]

seriously, what the fuck. Just sell the northern half to Canada and let's just move on please. I got to the state of Maine in under 5 hours and it still ended up talking almost 11 to get to this fuckin place. Oh yea, then we stayed for like 10 minutes, and then DROVE RIGHT BACK

this is all youve talked about for the past 48 hrs.

that is all.

[Snoogans]

umm, well since I just spent 24 hours actually in a car goin there. And also, I made 1 comment, and then Hippo's brought it up to me. This was posting cause I just got back from there. So fuck off

[SatCam]

umm, well since I just spent 24 hours actually in a car goin there. And also, I made 1 comment, and then Hippo's brought it up to me. This was posting cause I just got back from there. So fuck off

:flush:

[DiabloSammich]

nevermind that last hting, I fucked up. I also forgot to add, the one thing I actually was looking foward to was getting to see a live moose. Which I didn't


How about it's knuckle?





http://www.doublenegative.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/mooseknuckle.jpg

[Snoogans]

can't say i was really lookin for that

[HBox]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/05/21/mainesnatalie-cp-9735811.jpg

"Man, fuck you and George Bush."

[Snoogans]

who the fuck is that?

For some reason, she looks really REALLY creepy to me. I'm seriously freaked out by the picture

[HBox]

Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks.

[Snoogans]

Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks.

ahhh, now I get it. A funny other note, driving into my cousin's town, they had a sign that said WELCOME TO WASHBURN, HOME OF MISS MAINE 2000

This intrigued me and I shoudla tried to find her, since there couldn't have been more then 1000 people in this town

[HBox]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7431/mainesnataliecp9735811je5.jpg

[Snoogans]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm scared

[Fallon]

I went to Maine for white water rafting this past summer in the middle of nowhere. If anybody got hurt we'd probably would have died. Stupid bum fuck state.

[Friday]

in Maine, they have spring water that comes out of the faucet.... and real bubble gum ice cream.... and you can swim in streams when the salmon migrate.... and climb Mt Kitahdin!

Did I mention the lobsters are enormous and plentiful?

I love Maine.

But, yeah... driving there sucks a big fat smelly arse.

[scottinnj]

Hey go easy on Maine. Where do you think the winter hides during the summer? And you think snow grows on trees? And who else's accent can make you quit complaining about the illiterate goons in Boston?

Maine. The state that makes Rhode Island look intelligent.

[HBox]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030731/175040__king_l.jpg

"I'm going to write a book about a haunted message board that rapes Maine-hating faggots."

[scottinnj]

http://www.mentors.ca/nick-mel.jpg


That's Maine, and it's scary!

[scottinnj]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/05/21/mainesnatalie-cp-9735811.jpg

"Man, fuck you and George Bush."


Maine Hates America.

[Chimee]

I know a person who moved to West Virginia rather than stay in Maine any longer. The more I think of it, she's right. Living in Maine makes me want to kill myself.

[ChrisTheCop]

I lived in Maine for almost a year, yet Ive never stepped foot in Maine. How?

[cougarjake13]

I lived in Maine for almost a year, yet Ive never stepped foot in Maine. How?

first i thought maybe there's a city named maine not in the state of maine

then i thought of the uss maine but it was sunk in 1898


so did you live in maine, ny ??? in broome county ???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you're a Maineiac

[A.J.]

Sorry. We need Bath Iron Works.

http://www.gdbiw.com/company_overview/images/IMG_1621.JPG

[DonInNC]

I lived in Maine for almost a year, yet Ive never stepped foot in Maine. How?

You walked on your hands the whole time? Or maybe you were born there and moved before you learned how to walk.

[Bellyfullasnot]

I lived in Maine for almost a year, yet Ive never stepped foot in Maine. How?How 'bout an answer Chris?

I disagree with getting rid of Maine. Acadia state park is awesome. I also stayed @ Lake Sebago and Kennepunkport and I enjoyed that as well. I've only been there in the summer. A winter visit could sway my opinion.

[Snoogans]

How 'bout an answer Chris?

I disagree with getting rid of Maine. Acadia state park is awesome. I also stayed @ Lake Sebago and Kennepunkport and I enjoyed that as well. I've only been there in the summer. A winter visit could sway my opinion.

I stopped at Kinnebunkport. It was right around halfway from bergen county to where I went. And that part of Maine is fine. I have other family in Portland and I love it there.

[HBox]

I stopped at Kinnebunkport. It was right around halfway from bergen county to where I went. And that part of Maine is fine. I have other family in Portland and I love it there.

Then the premise of this thread is FRAUDULENT!

[FUNKMAN]

LL Cool Bean is from Maine. They have nice stuff!

[Snoogans]

Then the premise of this thread is FRAUDULENT!

no you see, cause Portland and Kinnebunkport are like half hour into Maine. Once you leave Kinnebunk, the world is over

[ChrisTheCop]

You walked on your hands the whole time? Or maybe you were born there and moved before you learned how to walk.

clank clank clank (winning cowbell) we have a winnahhh!!!

You kinda backed into it there with your jokey joke, but you made it!

I was born in Belfast Maine, on the shores of the Passagassawakeag River (no joke, pass-a-gas-uh-wah-keeg). And yes, we moved to Massachusetts before I was old enough to walk, and Ive never been back... although it's on my bucket list, I guess.

(Congrats DonInNC)

[topless_mike]

we need maine. its a decoy state.
thats where all the canadians go during the summer, eh?
without maine, they would all infiltrate MA, RI, CT, etc to go to the beach. eh?

[DonInNC]

clank clank clank (winning cowbell) we have a winnahhh!!!

You kinda backed into it there with your jokey joke, but you made it!

I was born in Belfast Maine, on the shores of the Passagassawakeag River (no joke, pass-a-gas-uh-wah-keeg). And yes, we moved to Massachusetts before I was old enough to walk, and Ive never been back... although it's on my bucket list, I guess.

(Congrats DonInNC)

I'm glad I didn't go with my first guess - you were driving through on a book tour, ran off an icey road, and a crazy lady found you and maimed your legs so you couldn't escape.

[drjoek]

In most of the Western world, while incest generally describes forbidden sexual relations within the family, the applicable definitions of family vary. Within the United States, marriage between first cousins is illegal in some states, but not in others. In twenty-four states marriages between first cousins are prohibited, and another seven permit them only under special circumstances. Utah, for example, permits first cousins to marry only if both spouses are over age 65, or at least 55 with evidence of sterility; North Carolina permits first cousins to marry unless they are "double first cousins" (cousins through more than one line); Maine permits first cousins to marry only upon presentation of a certificate of genetic counselling. The other states with some, but not absolute, limits on first-cousin marriage are Arizona, Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

[SatCam]

In most of the Western world, while incest generally describes forbidden sexual relations within the family, the applicable definitions of family vary. Within the United States, marriage between first cousins is illegal in some states, but not in others. In twenty-four states marriages between first cousins are prohibited, and another seven permit them only under special circumstances. Utah, for example, permits first cousins to marry only if both spouses are over age 65, or at least 55 with evidence of sterility; North Carolina permits first cousins to marry unless they are "double first cousins" (cousins through more than one line); Maine permits first cousins to marry only upon presentation of a certificate of genetic counselling. The other states with some, but not absolute, limits on first-cousin marriage are Arizona, Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

someone did their research

[ChrisTheCop]

someone did their research

someone has a first cousin in maine.

[Chimee]

In most of the Western world, while incest generally describes forbidden sexual relations within the family, the applicable definitions of family vary. Within the United States, marriage between first cousins is illegal in some states, but not in others. In twenty-four states marriages between first cousins are prohibited, and another seven permit them only under special circumstances. Utah, for example, permits first cousins to marry only if both spouses are over age 65, or at least 55 with evidence of sterility; North Carolina permits first cousins to marry unless they are "double first cousins" (cousins through more than one line); Maine permits first cousins to marry only upon presentation of a certificate of genetic counselling. The other states with some, but not absolute, limits on first-cousin marriage are Arizona, Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

I could have gone my entire life without knowing that. Now I'm even more disgusted by the inbreds in this miserable state, if that's even possible.

[thejives]

I live near Maine.
So that means I hate it even more than all of you.

[Furtherman]

we need maine. its a decoy state.
thats where all the canadians go during the summer, eh?

Actually, for some reason, Canadians love the Jersey Shore. You'll see Ontario license plates everywhere.


I drove up to Maine in October a year ago - the summer season was over in about a week so it was pretty much all locals. The leaves were changing and there was a brisk in the air. The people were nice, the food was great and the beer was delicious. Went hiking, fishing and even spotted some whales, including a humpback. Maine was awesome and I will be going again.

[topless_mike]

Actually, for some reason, Canadians love the Jersey Shore. You'll see Ontario license plates everywhere.


I drove up to Maine in October a year ago - the summer season was over in about a week so it was pretty much all locals. The leaves were changing and there was a brisk in the air. The people were nice, the food was great and the beer was delicious. Went hiking, fishing and even spotted some whales, including a humpback. Maine was awesome and I will be going again.

i wont front any longer.
i <3 maine. i was there back in oct of '02. while it was 70 down here, it was a cool brisk 38 up there. your right- once the tourists leave, its paradise. the locals would pull up a seat at the bar for you, the food was great, and the shipyard brewery= A+.
i would love to live in maine, but the wife has a beef with the cold.

ps- i also loved the fact that there were homemade signs for major things like, gas stations, etc. also that there is only 1 area code (208)

[Furtherman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/Maine008.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/Maine028.jpg

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