A R M A G E D D O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scottinnj]

Well, at least for the martians (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317749,00.html).

This looks like its going to be wicked cool. I'm hoping for a hit. I'd love to see the images of a real big meteor hitting Mars. That would rule!

[SatCam]

armageddon outta here


oh mars??? nvm :smoke:

[PapaBear]

Jerry will be devastated. No more life on Mars.

[SatCam]

Jerry will be devastated. No more life on Mars.

quite the contrary

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/lifeonmars.jpg

[epo]

Insert bad Def Leppard theme song here:

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Now crack open adult beverage and watch the show.

[Fallon]

They just sent a crew to stop it.

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1103/armageddon1rt9.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

..."space police have ideas on someone they refuse to name as a suspect at this time, merely calling him a 'dwarf planet of interest'"
artist's conception:
http://pluto2.punt.nl/upload/Pluto-Knochen_download.jpg

[thejives]

good.
those fucking martians are nothing but trouble.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/ComicSciFi/MarsAttacks_300x298.jpg

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/kanyewest.gif


George Bush doesn't care about Martians!

[underdog]

They just sent a crew to stop it.

Do you not wake up until midnight?

[thejives]

George Bush doesn't care about Martians!

Don't be silly. Martians aren't black.

[thejives]

Do you not wake up until midnight?

Viva the night crew!

[Fallon]

Do you not wake up until midnight?

I wake up at noon, but then I have work 2:30-11pm. So when I get home I am wound up!

[underdog]

I wake up at noon, but then I have work 2:30-11pm. So when I get home I am wound up!

Well, that makes sense. I was beginning to think all the mods were the same person, as they're never around together.

[Fallon]

Well, that makes sense. I was beginning to think all the mods were the same person, as they're never around together.

They're only together at board events and are hammered.

[underdog]

They're only together at board events and are hammered.

That don't make you a bad person.

And neither does drinking alone, watching SportsCenter.

[ChrisTheCop]

Don't be silly. Martians aren't black.

but they ARE colored.

[thejives]

That don't make you a bad person.

And neither does drinking alone, watching SportsCenter.

Nope.
And if by "sports center" you mean gay porn, that makes you half the people on this board.

[thejives]

but they ARE colored.

Are you saying law enforcement may be guilty of martian profiling?

[ChrisTheCop]

Are you saying law enforcement may be guilty of martian profiling?

our tasers are useless against them.

[thejives]

our tasers are useless against them.

Use the billy!

[ChrisTheCop]

Use the billy!

youre right!
of course!

Naturally, no one actually has any Slim Whitman albums,
we'll use the Airsick Christmas cd!!! It ought to have the same effect.

[thejives]

youre right!
of course!

Naturally, no one actually has any Slim Whitman albums,
we'll use the Airsick Christmas cd!!! It ought to have the same effect.

Nice.
Try to prevent them from killing Nicholson though.
We need that asshole.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/movies/wl548_mars_attacks_c_two.jpg

[tele7]

Jerry will be devastated. No more life on Mars.

What ever happened to Jerry?

[thejives]

What ever happened to Jerry?


http://www.harrahs.com/images/Property/stl/dining/ben_jerry300x225_300x225.jpg

[PapaBear]

What ever happened to Jerry?
He hasn't posted since the summer of 2006, but I think he's still alive. I think we finally just drove him away.

Oh, and Chris. There must be a copy around somewhere...
In 1979, Whitman filmed a TV commercial to support Suffolk Marketing's release of a greatest hits compilation, titled All My Best (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=All_My_Best&action=edit), which went on to be the best-selling TV-marketed record in music history, with almost 1.5 million units sold.

[ChrisTheCop]

Nice.
Try to prevent them from killing Nicholson though.
We need that asshole.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/movies/wl548_mars_attacks_c_two.jpg

Yeah, he's still got to travel the world with Jessica Tandy's chauffeur before he can die.

[thejives]

Yeah, he's still got to travel the world with Jessica Tandy's chauffeur before he can die.

and all that cocaine isn't going to snort itself...

[furie]

wow, i'd really like to see this thing hit Mars.

[ralphbxny]

I miss non Armageddon Mars!

[Soupy_Dreck]

I miss non Armageddon Mars!

it was the bessst....

[SatCam]

hopefully the asteroid isnt made out of water

http://www.moviesnobs.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/signs.jpg

[jauble]

hopefully the asteroid isnt made out of water

http://www.moviesnobs.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/signs.jpg

wow no sharing...moviesnobs really are snobs