Thought you all might get a laugh out of this...

[Big Jim]

I found this post on another message board. I know some of us on here have bad english and grammar skills, but this tops it all off! This post was from a thread about safety on the Pit Road of a Nascar race. Here Goes...
"gee with all the saftey reamrks where one said no smoking while in pit good idear ? ya anti smoker i am but ,each to his own . As photographer in the trenches i too have been burn by tires thant came off cup car, hit on shin by broken lug nut gun at 94 in dover run over by gas carts at homestead this year . saftey in the pit is heads up to do what you are there to sevice the car and thats ,i think pit practice or a saftey course say on test day for pit crews to be taught by the pros on pit road work would be great start .Yes even me mr fujiman has fire suit but what use only for indy and cars that use alcohol,i puchased for 24 hour s daytona requried way back 92 for one each photographer on pit road. well think safe and work saaafe is my moto moto spend 1000$ on stuff more nascar training for pit crews would be best for bgn series. merry xmass to all an all good night"


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SEYUH
*BIG JIM*

[TheGameHHH]

No honestly, Nascar isn't for hicks.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[The Belcher]

The scary part is that it's REAL and honest. See folks, this is what happens when cousins marry.



If a bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does he wash his hands afterward?

[F1Gm3nT]

or when brother & sister srew around

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deal wid da matter

[Doogie]

Blood tests for everyone is what I say!!! Lets prevent NASCAR from getting any bigger than it is ok people...I went down with some friends to Daytona once cause they were all going that little race there. I only went for the trip and when I announced I wasnt going to the race, I might as well have announced that I killed Jesus from the looks they gave me...Had lots of fun at beach though, and that is what is important

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CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla

[impactplayer2k1]

Uh, was that english?

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[BrandonKattel]

I got 3 words for that guy
Get Hooked on Phonics

[F1Gm3nT]

I got something for you to laugh at specially for Tazz

I AM EGGERS!!!!
j/k
no im not im just bored and don't know what to do wth my self. maybee il go have sex with my cousin and come out with the next dale earnheart

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deal wid da matter

[RF Godfather]

I got 3 words for that guy Get Hooked on Phonics It worked for me!

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Meow!

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[Tazz1376]

I got something for you to laugh at specially for Tazz I AM EGGERS!!!!


Admitting it is always the first step towards getting help :)

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Thanks To WWFallon

[billpay76]

picked up a dvd today of "Executioners from Shaolin." what follows is the exact text from the back of the case:
In a frcnzy of blood-letting.the Manchu troops have razed to the groouns the sacres Srouns the sacres Shalin Temple. Bchind this vicins and trcacherus act is the mul'derus White Brwed Hermit. One of the few survivors to escapc the grim aftermathe is Huns Hsi Kuan. In the ycars that tollow hc vows to wrcad a terrible vengcancc upon the evil White Browed Hermit... 'Executioners From Shaolin' is a foray into one of the deadliest areas of martial arts combat known as the 'Tiger Fist'.


"I'll moider da bum. "
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

[sketchy]

i see sheepie is writing film plot summaries and photograhing nascar.

sketchy

[TOC]

well think safe and work saaafe is my moto moto

moto moto. isn't that a pokemon?
i got nothing. ya'll come back now, ya' hear?

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Kindest Regards, Your Name