Need a loan?

[Snoogans]

That's right, you can all thank Snoogans for curing your financial problems. Need 90 million? want 50 years to pay it back? NO PROBLEM if you check this email I received the other day:

From The C.E.O's Office,
Allen Finance Investments,
SuitB#78 Downtown Avenue,
Abuja Nigeria Afreca Cell Number
+234 80-8573-8487

mrgabriel.loan@gmail.com

Goodday ,

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal
annual Interest Rates as Low as 3% within a 1year to 50 years repayment

duration period to any part of the world. We give out loans within the
range of USD 5,000 to 90,000,000 USD. Our loans are wellinsured for
maximum security is our priority Are you losing sleep at nights
worrying how to get a Legit Loan Lender? Are you biting your
fingernails to the quick? Instead of beating yourself up, call the
Cindy Loan Investment now, Loan specialists who help stop Bad Credit
History,to discover a win-win solution.Interested Persons should Fill
out the, and call for more info.Application Form below.
APPLICATION:

1)Name
2)Prefix (Mr., Mrs., Ms., Dr., etc.):
3)First name:
4)Last name:
5)Business name(If Any):
6)Purpose of loan:
7)Date of birth (yyyy-mm-dd):
8)Gender:
9)Marital status:
10)Next Of Kin:
11)City:
12)State/Province:
13)Occupation:
14)Company name(if Any)
15)Work address:
16)State/Province:
17)Zip/postal code:
18)Country:
19)cell Phone:
20)Fax:
21) Amount Needed As The Loan.......
22) duration..............

Thanks For Your Co-operation
Mr. FRRED GABRIEL

[Knowledged_one]

so did you call them? I would be interested to hear them on the phone. Also if you send them an email back saying you contacted teh US Attorney Generals office everything will be taken down

[Snoogans]

like im about to pay for a phone call to africa to hear this bullshit. It just made me laugh. I got another one that ruled:

FIDELITY BANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATION.
Send acopy of your response to official email: info.fidelityb@yahoo.it


ATTN:Sir/Madam,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not
understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2
days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of
the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the
sum of US$ 500,000,00 This includes every foriegn contractors that may
have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,
this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as
he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 500,000,00 This funds are in a
Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you
can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your
correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Conatct Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact Mr. FRANK JOHN
Email: info.fidelityb@yahoo.it
Tel:+234-803-411-3481.
Fax:+234-1-745-5855.

Furthermore, you are advised to call the Director General of
international remittance department of Zenith Bank plc here in Nigeria for
propper receivable instruction because their must be need of those
conduct before your cheque will be released.

As soon as he speaks with you, all transfer will be affected. Funds
cannot be transferred without an oral confirmation with your personality.
This is to avoid any error in transfer. Feel free to communicate with
him regarding your payment

Adhere strictly to the above instruction with immediate effect; this is
for your best interest.

Note: We mount network on air so we are monitoring every in coming
calls, if we found out that you are communicating with all those fraudsters
that is frustrating the good citizens we have to council your payment.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as
soon as you cash your cheque.

Making the world a better place


Regards,

Mr. Kofi Anan
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).

[mikeyboy]

Thanks For Your Co-operation
Mr. FRRED GABRIEL

I wonder if he says his name like you say frrrrrrrrunkis!

[Knowledged_one]

Snoogans are you sure you arent like an international drug runner or anything. But you arent looking at the big picture. If you get a 90 million loan from that guy and maybe a few more you could go ahead and buy the knicks from Dolan.

Always so short sighted you dope smokers, i mean us dope smokers

[Snoogans]

Snoogans are you sure you arent like an international drug runner or anything. But you arent looking at the big picture. If you get a 90 million loan from that guy and maybe a few more you could go ahead and buy the knicks from Dolan.

Always so short sighted you dope smokers, i mean us dope smokers

I don't get why I'd be a drug runner?

[Knowledged_one]

I heard you were good at swallowing coke filled condoms

[Snoogans]

ok, you have completely lost me with the reason that came up. Anyway, never have nor will I have any involvement with coke

[HBox]

Anything that is associated with the UNITED NATIONS has to be true! It's the UNITED NATIONS. The UNITED NATIONS would never let us down, that's not what the UNITED NATIONS do.

[angrymissy]

I believe it, only because UNITED NATIONS is in capitals. Looks official to me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thanks for sharing

[Snoogans]

I should print out the email and go to the UN in New York and demand my 500K