John C. Reilly - DEAD!

[Furtherman]

...according to Ronny B.

[IMSlacker]

I'm inconsolable.

[mikeyboy]

I heard that Marilyn Manson brought a puppy into a concert handed it to someone in the front row and wouldn't start the concert until the puppy was torn into pieces by the crowd.

[Furtherman]

Why did the entire Manchester football team just go backstage at the Rod Steward concert?

[mikeyboy]

I heard Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials died from eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coke

[Furtherman]

Richard Gere at the pet store: "They're uh....for my snake."

[Earlshog]

I heard that Marilyn Manson brought a puppy into a concert handed it to someone in the front row and wouldn't start the concert until the puppy was torn into pieces by the crowd.

Wasn't Marylin Manson Paul on the wonder years?

[IMSlacker]

I heard that kid from the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial broke his neck break dancing.

[marky2bucks]

If you comment on this thread, Microsoft will pay you 35 cents for each post. It happened to my friend.

[Cleophus James]

from his wiki page (for now)
Missed Unmasked with Ron Bennington. Presumed dead by Ron.

[MM2]

Wasn't Marylin Manson Paul on the wonder years?

No he was the older kid on Mr. Belvedere.

[drusilla]

i heard mike piazza was the asshole boyfriend of the blonde chick in teen wolf. can anyone verify this??????

[thejives]

I heard that Jaime Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite and that she self fertilizes to get pregnant.

[Chigworthy]

Some deer got hit by a train and landed in the wires.

[Snoogans]

I heard that Jaime Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite and that she self fertilizes to get pregnant.

i thought we were supposed to post things that werent true

[Bill From Yorktown]

I'm getting a split of 120,000,000 from a dude in Nigeria

oh yea, and 9/11 was planned by the us gov

[topless_mike]

earl actually works...

[marky2bucks]

Howie Long has 6 fingers on one hand. My Dad told me

[Earlshog]

this crashed and burned pretty quick...

[Furtherman]

Yea but did you know John C. Reilly was killed by a man with a hook for a hand on Lovers Lane?

[Earlshog]

I heard he was gunned down during a gang initiation... they were driving with there lights out, he brighted them, they chased him down... now those guys are bloods

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'm inconsolable.

I'm very sorry :down:

[underdog]

I'm inconsolable.

Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do?

[Badinia]

Yea but did you know John C. Reilly was killed by a man with a hook for a hand on Lovers Lane?

Yes, and when they did the autopsy, they found an entire soccer team's worth of ejaculate in his stomach!

[DarkHippie]

I heard he was gunned down during a gang initiation... they were driving with there lights out, he brighted them, they chased him down... now those guys are bloods

No, they're Latin Kings. Jeebus, don't be spreading rumors like that

[Chris from TX]

I heard if you leave a matchbook in your pocket, it could burst in to flames.

[Jughead]

There is a car on our lot that a man Blew his brains out in... And it only smells on hot days!!!