Gwen
11-29-2001, 05:24 PM
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<td align=center><b>Destination: 1985</b></td>
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Ladies and gentlemen strap on your seatbelts and grab your safari gear 'cause we're going back, back, waaaaaaay back, back into time to probe the depths of my toy box. God only knows what we'll find inside...
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<td align=center>This guy bumps lines like its his job!</td>
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This is a shining example of the quality and imagination that went into the toys of the 1980's. Leave it up to tons of cash and an 8ball of coke to help you invent a world of hybrid animals like good old Bumblelion here.
Apparently Bumblelion himself has turned to the coke to deal with his wacky
world and that annoying monkey/rhinocerous combo.
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<td align=center><b>Still A Favorite Today!</b></td>
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Oooh! Look at this! Still a favorite toy amongst the kiddies today: LEGOS!
Woah I think these are those kooky discontinued XXX porn-star legos that came out to promote the movie Sex, Lies & Videotape.
Looks like these swingers
got caught putting someone on the rotisserie. Lets listen in:
<br><b>Pirate:</b> Argh, ye like that, don't ye, wench?
<br><b>Spaceman:</b> Yeah, suck it!
<br><b>Wench:</b> (with full mouth) Mmmmm.
<br>Ok...terrific. Lets see what else we can find in here.
<br>:::buzzing noise:::
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<td align=center><b>What're you doing here?!?</b></td>
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After some fishing around I found the source of that buzzing. It's Mr. Happy Dildo Man...wait a minute! I don't remember you from the 80's! How'd you get from my sock drawer to here?!? It was that hussy Barbie, wasn't it?
Moving along...
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<td align=center><b>Care to join him in the gutter?</b></td>
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Oh wow! I haven't seen one of these in years! It's a Cabbage Patch Kids Kousa doll! Remember these guys, the weird dog-eared cousins of the CPK? This one is called Toby, and I remember when I was 6 or so, Toby had an affinity for eating play-doh. I later found out that to the Kousa play-doh is like heroin for humans. Let's check in on Toby:
<br><b>Toby:</b> Yo man, I'll suck yo dick for some play-doh!
<br><b>Gwen:</b> Um, sorry to let you down, but I don't have a dick, but here's
some play-doh anyway. You might wanna look into a rehab center or something. Man, you really let yourself go.
<br><b>Toby:</b> Fuck you, bitch!
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Woah, what the hell has happened to my beloved childhood toys?!?
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Come back later and see what else we can dig up in this box.
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<b>9 Best posters in the world? Just Bring It!</b>
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Tell me what you think<br>
<a href="mail to:dynamitediva@nine-zero.com">dynamitediva@nine-zero.com</a>
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This message was edited by Gwen on 1-25-02 @ 4:38 PM
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<td><img src="http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/gwensafari.jpg"></td>
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<td align=center><b>Destination: 1985</b></td>
</tr>
</table>
<br>
Ladies and gentlemen strap on your seatbelts and grab your safari gear 'cause we're going back, back, waaaaaaay back, back into time to probe the depths of my toy box. God only knows what we'll find inside...
<br>
<table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 bgcolor=gray align=center>
<tr>
<td><img src="http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/wuzzle.jpg"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align=center>This guy bumps lines like its his job!</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br>
This is a shining example of the quality and imagination that went into the toys of the 1980's. Leave it up to tons of cash and an 8ball of coke to help you invent a world of hybrid animals like good old Bumblelion here.
Apparently Bumblelion himself has turned to the coke to deal with his wacky
world and that annoying monkey/rhinocerous combo.
<br>
<table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 bgcolor=gray align=center>
<tr>
<td><img src="http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/legos.jpg"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align=center><b>Still A Favorite Today!</b></td>
</tr>
</table>
<br>
Oooh! Look at this! Still a favorite toy amongst the kiddies today: LEGOS!
Woah I think these are those kooky discontinued XXX porn-star legos that came out to promote the movie Sex, Lies & Videotape.
Looks like these swingers
got caught putting someone on the rotisserie. Lets listen in:
<br><b>Pirate:</b> Argh, ye like that, don't ye, wench?
<br><b>Spaceman:</b> Yeah, suck it!
<br><b>Wench:</b> (with full mouth) Mmmmm.
<br>Ok...terrific. Lets see what else we can find in here.
<br>:::buzzing noise:::
<br>
<table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 bgcolor=gray align=center>
<tr>
<td><img src="http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/mrhappy.jpg"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align=center><b>What're you doing here?!?</b></td>
</tr>
</table>
<br>
After some fishing around I found the source of that buzzing. It's Mr. Happy Dildo Man...wait a minute! I don't remember you from the 80's! How'd you get from my sock drawer to here?!? It was that hussy Barbie, wasn't it?
Moving along...
<br>
<table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 bgcolor=gray align=center>
<tr>
<td><img src="http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/kousa.jpg"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align=center><b>Care to join him in the gutter?</b></td>
</tr>
</table>
<br>
Oh wow! I haven't seen one of these in years! It's a Cabbage Patch Kids Kousa doll! Remember these guys, the weird dog-eared cousins of the CPK? This one is called Toby, and I remember when I was 6 or so, Toby had an affinity for eating play-doh. I later found out that to the Kousa play-doh is like heroin for humans. Let's check in on Toby:
<br><b>Toby:</b> Yo man, I'll suck yo dick for some play-doh!
<br><b>Gwen:</b> Um, sorry to let you down, but I don't have a dick, but here's
some play-doh anyway. You might wanna look into a rehab center or something. Man, you really let yourself go.
<br><b>Toby:</b> Fuck you, bitch!
<br>
Woah, what the hell has happened to my beloved childhood toys?!?
<br>
Come back later and see what else we can dig up in this box.
<br>
<b>9 Best posters in the world? Just Bring It!</b>
<br>
Tell me what you think<br>
<a href="mail to:dynamitediva@nine-zero.com">dynamitediva@nine-zero.com</a>
<img src=http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/gwennybear.jpg>
This message was edited by Gwen on 1-25-02 @ 4:38 PM