Who can I bitch slap?

[thepaulo]

I have no one handy.......

[MellySmelly]

Fuck you asshole! I'm coming in there to kick your fucking ass now!

[thepaulo]

it's about time

[MellySmelly]

Paulo Quotes:

Paulo: "I haven't masturbated for a week, my cock is all atrophied"

[MellySmelly]

Paulo Quotes:

Paulo: "I think I'll look into drinking my piss all of the time"

[thepaulo]

My God....I wasn't expecting to be reading that.......

[MellySmelly]

Paulo Quotes (mind you, all of these quotes are from this afternoon)

Paulo: "I got a boner during the Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story screening and it wouldn't go away"

[FUNKMAN]

get a room already!

[MellySmelly]

get a room already!

We both have a room. I'm in the livingroom and he is in the bedroom masturbating to pictures of you. :smile:

[thepaulo]

this is just horribly embarressing

[MellySmelly]

this is just horribly embarressing

at least I've not mentioned your butt plug. :innocent:

[FUNKMAN]

I'm in the livingroom and he is in the bedroom masturbating to pictures of you. :smile:

what a coincidence, i'm doing the same thing...

[Gvac]

I don't know about anybody else, but I've got a raging hard on right now.

[MellySmelly]

Paulo Quotes

Paulo: "I am as gay as a straight man can be"

[FUNKMAN]

Paulo Quotes

Paulo: "I am as gay as a straight man can be"

now that's a man's man... :smile:

[epo]

In some perverse way, this Paulo/Melly relationship might be the healthiest relationship in America.

[thepaulo]

I'm healthy....I don't know about the crazy bitch.

[MellySmelly]

I'm healthy....I don't know about the crazy bitch.

That's it, I am going to stab your blowup doll! (the Ronald McDonald one)

[Team_Ramrod]

at least I've not mentioned your butt plug. :innocent:

Shit yeah Paul!

REAL men have butt plugs!

[patsopinion]

animosity or sexual tension

with holding of sex is a form of emasculation

[Team_Ramrod]

animosity or sexual tension

with holding of sex is a form of emasculation

So my wife is trying to immasculate me?

[MellySmelly]

Shit yeah Paul!

REAL men have butt plugs!

I have a feeling that his is a little different than what you are talking about.
:lol:

[patsopinion]

So my wife is trying to immasculate me?

without having a sheepy points rating system its the amount of posts that are valued

not the spelling or quality

[thepaulo]

what does any of this have to do with me finding someone to bitchslap?

[patsopinion]

I have a feeling that his is a little different than what you are talking about.
:lol:

i use mine as a tampon so i dont poop myself when i travel long distances (cross country)

i dont like airplane bathrooms
i feel like im going to shoot out ass first

[thepaulo]

exactly...especially after a three hour all you can eat buffet.

[thejives]

you should look into diapers...

all of you

[thepaulo]

point taken

[bobrobot]

what does any of this have to do with me finding someone to bitchslap?

http://www.tenspeed.com/resources/images/Queen%20Bitch.jpg

[ralphbxny]

(just sittin here watchin)

[deepinthewoods]

Bitch slap yerself, Tyler Durden.

[MellySmelly]

Bitch slap yerself, Tyler Durden.


Umm, please review the rules of Fight Club

[deepinthewoods]

Umm, please review the rules of Fight Club

No one really wants to hear about thepaulo bitch slaping his self anyways. In the words of The Pink Faeries: "Don't talk about it; DO IT"

[MellySmelly]

No one really wants to hear about thepaulo bitch slaping his self anyways. In the words of The Pink Faeries: "Don't talk about it; DO IT"

He's sleeping right now, should I go in and bitch slap him, say it's from you?

[thepaulo]

it's not like i haven't bitch slapped myself before.

[MellySmelly]

it's not like i haven't bitch slapped myself before.

slapping your cock around doesn't count!

[deepinthewoods]

Bitch slap this:

http://bantheants3.free.fr/guitar.JPG

[MellySmelly]

Bitch slap this:

http://bantheants3.free.fr/guitar.JPG

That's what I call Cock-n-Roll :clap:

[ronreddog]

I have no one handy.......

Fuck you asshole! I'm coming in there to kick your fucking ass now!

I thought she said LICK your fucking ass! That would have been hot! :clap:

[MellySmelly]

I thought she said LICK your fucking ass! That would have been hot! :clap:

Pay no attention to ronreddog, he's still crying because he doesn't have the ability to lay around licking his own ass and balls all day long.

[ronreddog]

Pay no attention to ronreddog, he's still crying because he doesn't have the ability to lay around licking his own ass and balls all day long.

So quoted for truth! hahaha

[Team_Ramrod]

slapping your cock around doesn't count!

There's something very erotic about hearing a female refer to it as a cock.

Maybe I'm just influenced by porn....

[thejives]

Can we get some closure on this.

Paulo, did you end up hitting anyone, or did you redirect that intense energy into something creative?

[thepaulo]

something creative

[thejives]

something creative

be honest.
you ran a batch.

[MellySmelly]

When I woke him up this afternoon, he was pointing at the ceiling without using any hands and mumbling something about, "be gentle with me bobo".

[thejives]

When I woke him up this afternoon, he was pointing at the ceiling without using any hands and mumbling something about, "be gentle with me bobo".

so... nothing out of the ordinary, then.

[scottinnj]

Paulo Quotes (mind you, all of these quotes are from this afternoon)

Paulo: "I got a boner during the Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story screening and it wouldn't go away"

Don't worry about it Paul-O, it just makes you Fez.

[chubbyknuckles]

In some perverse way, this Paulo/Melly relationship might be the healthiest relationship in America.

yeah but we all know that Paul O is to relationships, the same as Earl is to work, it all ends in lies and disaster

[thepaulo]

Maybe on Earth 2, Me and Earl have a relationahip and live happily ever after.

[patsopinion]

Don't worry about it Paul-O, it just makes you Fez.

high five
good referencing there

[thepaulo]

by the way....I'm confused about the Roland situation. Am I gonna get to bitch slp him?

[thejives]

by the way....I'm confused about the Roland situation. Am I gonna get to bitch slp him?

I think your first order of business will be to straighten out your lova, Earl:

Maybe on Earth 2, Me and Earl have a relationahip and live happily ever after.

[chubbyknuckles]

by the way....I'm confused about the Roland situation. Am I gonna get to bitch slp him?

Well I'm assuming the Roland thing is dead and buried, but in all honesty, are you really a guy who wants to take it physical?

[thejives]

Well I'm assuming the Roland thing is dead and buried, but in all honesty, are you really a guy who wants to take it physical?

Obligatory:
http://www.liketotally80s.com/images/letsgetphysical.jpg

[chubbyknuckles]

Obligatory:
http://www.liketotally80s.com/images/letsgetphysical.jpg

you sir, priceless

[thejives]

you sir, priceless

If both Roland and Paulo wore that outfit and fought to the song, I think we'd have a hell of an event.

[chubbyknuckles]

If both Roland and Paulo wore that outfit and fought to the song, I think we'd have a hell of an event.

we most definetly would, we need to promote that disaster.

[ATMfromChico]

You know what would be even better? Dressing them both in that outfit. Putting a bunch of kittens in their tights. Putting them in a huge burlap sack, and then sinking them in the artic ocean. Or an Amazon river with a lot of Pirranah.

[chubbyknuckles]

You know what would be even better? Dressing them both in that outfit. Putting a bunch of kittens in their tights. Putting them in a huge burlap sack, and then sinking them in the artic ocean. Or an Amazon river with a lot of Pirranah.

yup.........ok then...........sooooo......................that's that huh...........

[thejives]

we most definetly would, we need to promote that disaster.

Nice new avatar, dude.
I'm about to put up a new one too...

[ATMfromChico]

uuummmm. Was that a little too angry? Long day. What can I say.

[thejives]

uuummmm. Was that a little too angry? Long day. What can I say.

It was rather angry.
And your sig needs to be 300 by 100 pixels.

Other than that, you're cool.

[thepaulo]

I am more than happy to take this physical...especially since it looks like I'll be the good guy in this tussel and he'll be pudgy certifable wacko.

and yes....I'll probably have to wear silly stretchy pants.

[ATMfromChico]

It was rather angry.
And your sig needs to be 300 by 100 pixels.

Other than that, you're cool.

Done and done.

:wink:

[thejives]

I am more than happy to take this physical...especially since it looks like I'll be the good guy in this tussel

I'd gauge the situation again before continuing with that assumption. It seems the immediacy of that rage has worn off. You might misjudge things the same way you misjudged the genius of "Life Aquatic."


and he'll be pudgy certifable wacko.

You're right there.


and yes....I'll probably have to wear silly stretchy pants.

Don't forget the hot pink sweatbands. That'll give you the edge.



Done and done.

:wink:

Looking good, dude. When I first started posting Eli Snow had to tell me to shrink my sig ... I guess it's a right of passage.

[MellySmelly]

You know what would be even better? Dressing them both in that outfit. Putting a bunch of kittens in their tights. Putting them in a huge burlap sack, and then sinking them in the artic ocean. Or an Amazon river with a lot of Pirranah.

I like the way that you think! :lol:

[thepaulo]

You're suppose to be helping, not hurting.

[MellySmelly]

You're suppose to be helping, not hurting.

Hush you big baby! I changed your avatar! That was helpful. :lol:

[thepaulo]

you're not helping....more hurting....not helping, Lady.....bang,zoom,to the moon.

[thejives]

you're not helping....more hurting....not helping, Lady.....bang,zoom,to the moon.

Isn't the Walken line from Catch Me If You Can "Pow! To the moon!"?

Are you doing scenes with each other?

[thepaulo]

Catch Me If You Can was a period piece....he was quoting the Honeymooners.

[thejives]

Catch Me If You Can was a period piece....he was quoting the Honeymooners.

Ah, I see!
So it's a domestic violence joke.

ha ha ha :dry:

[MellySmelly]

Isn't the Walken line from Catch Me If You Can "Pow! To the moon!"?

Are you doing scenes with each other?

You have to remember that Paul is an old fucker.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/189/honeymooners20wz2.jpg

[thejives]

You have to remember that Paul is an old fucker.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/189/honeymooners20wz2.jpg

I never knew TV was once in black and white.

Is that a mime standing on the left?

[thepaulo]

Gleason is one of Bennington's heroes and the mime guy is just some homo.

[thejives]

Huh...

so you're saying the two of them are like a proto- Ron and Fez

[thepaulo]

:lol:
Ha Ha Ha

[MellySmelly]

Huh...

so you're saying the two of them are like a proto- Ron and Fez

That may be the best post that I have ever read.

:clap::clap:

[thejives]

:lol:
Ha Ha Ha

That may be the best post that I have ever read.

:clap::clap:

Thanks Guys! That means a lot coming from two people that I respect a lot!

Now let's get back to needling each other to the point of insanity.

[cougarjake13]

weekanova

[MellySmelly]

Paul should learn to lock the door when he takes a poop!
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6596/lolcatrenderer2aspxtoppke3.jpg

[AlabamaMan]

This thread is very odd

[DiabloSammich]

This thread is very odd


Don't try to figure it out. Just smile, nod your head approvingly, and back out of this thread very sloooooowwly...

[thepaulo]

maybe I just need to find people to bitchslap me?

[chubbyknuckles]

maybe I just need to find people to bitchslap me?

That'll be one long line.

[thepaulo]

I once lined up people so they could punch me in the stomache.